It’s not the sideburns that made him seem different. It is the feeling of confidence he exudes knowing that he is growing them… Or perhaps he needs to change his socks.
True story. Yesterday I was trimming my beard and started on my sideburns, but forgot to put the spacer on. You can guess the rest – I’m a little lopsided. Even more than normal.
enigmamz 9 months ago
Grew them in a day?
jagedlo 9 months ago
Roscoe must have exhausted himself by all that commotion about being adopted…
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
Named after Ambrose Burnside.
sirbadger 9 months ago
Does he have trouble lifting his razor that high?
Argythree 9 months ago
I thought he already had them…
Izzy Moreno 9 months ago
Overnight?
MichaelAxelFleming 9 months ago
In one day?!?
cracker65 9 months ago
You know, he just needs to stop trying to communicate with this woman.
iggyman 9 months ago
Opal is so supportive, isn’t she?!
iggyman 9 months ago
Opal, he wants to be a bit like Elvis and give you a “Hunka,Hunka Burning Love”!
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
Aw, he just combed his ear hairs outward.
duckman26 9 months ago
Imagine if Earl insulted Opal the same as she insults him all the time. She is so unlikable.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
If Earl grows his sideburns until they meet his mustache, he can claim he looks presidential. Chester A. Arthur presidential, that is.
LawrenceS 9 months ago
It’s not the sideburns that made him seem different. It is the feeling of confidence he exudes knowing that he is growing them… Or perhaps he needs to change his socks.
oakie817 9 months ago
hey!
cmerb 9 months ago
Roscoe is the " best " pal ever : )
Ol' me 9 months ago
I’m sure they can’t compete with her mustache.
Skeptical Meg 9 months ago
Come on, Opal! Where would Earl get a sweater All By Himself? Did it look like he found it in the street?
chris_o42 9 months ago
Well, I grew up in the 50’s and 60’s so I like sideburns on men.
morningglory73 Premium Member 9 months ago
I usually agree with your comments about Earl Opal but not today. That was rude.
jlundy 9 months ago
There is a wide and deep streak of meanness in Opal…
ANIMAL 9 months ago
Speaking of something DUMB…….
kaycstamper 9 months ago
Can she not say something derrogatory?!
walt1968pat Premium Member 9 months ago
True story. Yesterday I was trimming my beard and started on my sideburns, but forgot to put the spacer on. You can guess the rest – I’m a little lopsided. Even more than normal.
6foot6 9 months ago
Something Dumb? thats not very nice Opal.
DawnQuinn1 9 months ago
To Opal, EVERYTHING Earl does is dumb. So…why did she marry him in the first place? Just so Pearl could not marry him?
Tetonbil 9 months ago
Ouch! Sideburns are not dumb.
ladykat 9 months ago
Oh, come on, Opal. They don’t look that bad on Earl.
IndyW 9 months ago
Opal, every smart a… comment you make is dumb.
w16521 9 months ago
Nothing different about Opal. Mean and fat as ever.
swanridge 9 months ago
A bit of jealousy?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
He is Earl…..nothing is impossible for him!
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Burn!
zeexenon 9 months ago
All of next week, he’ll be an Elvis impersonator.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 9 months ago
Most of the things we do are dumb on one level or another.
markkahler52 9 months ago
Wish the ol’ Mutton Chops’d come back in style!!
brick10 9 months ago
He let his nose hairs grow out.
cleokaya 9 months ago
Opal has become much more dismissive and rude
Jack Bell Premium Member 9 months ago
It would be hard to stay married to a partner that disrespected you that much.