It’s not the sideburns that made him seem different. It is the feeling of confidence he exudes knowing that he is growing them… Or perhaps he needs to change his socks.
True story. Yesterday I was trimming my beard and started on my sideburns, but forgot to put the spacer on. You can guess the rest – I’m a little lopsided. Even more than normal.
enigmamz 10 months ago
Grew them in a day?
jagedlo 10 months ago
Roscoe must have exhausted himself by all that commotion about being adopted…
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
Named after Ambrose Burnside.
sirbadger 10 months ago
Does he have trouble lifting his razor that high?
Argythree 10 months ago
I thought he already had them…
Izzy Moreno 10 months ago
Overnight?
MichaelAxelFleming 10 months ago
In one day?!?
cracker65 10 months ago
You know, he just needs to stop trying to communicate with this woman.
iggyman 10 months ago
Opal is so supportive, isn’t she?!
iggyman 10 months ago
Opal, he wants to be a bit like Elvis and give you a “Hunka,Hunka Burning Love”!
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
Aw, he just combed his ear hairs outward.
duckman26 10 months ago
Imagine if Earl insulted Opal the same as she insults him all the time. She is so unlikable.
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
If Earl grows his sideburns until they meet his mustache, he can claim he looks presidential. Chester A. Arthur presidential, that is.
LawrenceS 10 months ago
It’s not the sideburns that made him seem different. It is the feeling of confidence he exudes knowing that he is growing them… Or perhaps he needs to change his socks.
oakie817 10 months ago
hey!
cmerb 10 months ago
Roscoe is the " best " pal ever : )
Ol' me 10 months ago
I’m sure they can’t compete with her mustache.
Skeptical Meg 10 months ago
Come on, Opal! Where would Earl get a sweater All By Himself? Did it look like he found it in the street?
chris_o42 10 months ago
Well, I grew up in the 50’s and 60’s so I like sideburns on men.
morningglory73 Premium Member 10 months ago
I usually agree with your comments about Earl Opal but not today. That was rude.
jlundy 10 months ago
There is a wide and deep streak of meanness in Opal…
ANIMAL 10 months ago
Speaking of something DUMB…….
kaycstamper 10 months ago
Can she not say something derrogatory?!
walt1968pat Premium Member 10 months ago
True story. Yesterday I was trimming my beard and started on my sideburns, but forgot to put the spacer on. You can guess the rest – I’m a little lopsided. Even more than normal.
6foot6 10 months ago
Something Dumb? thats not very nice Opal.
DawnQuinn1 10 months ago
To Opal, EVERYTHING Earl does is dumb. So…why did she marry him in the first place? Just so Pearl could not marry him?
Tetonbil 10 months ago
Ouch! Sideburns are not dumb.
ladykat 10 months ago
Oh, come on, Opal. They don’t look that bad on Earl.
IndyW 10 months ago
Opal, every smart a… comment you make is dumb.
w16521 10 months ago
Nothing different about Opal. Mean and fat as ever.
swanridge 10 months ago
A bit of jealousy?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 10 months ago
He is Earl…..nothing is impossible for him!
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Burn!
zeexenon 10 months ago
All of next week, he’ll be an Elvis impersonator.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 10 months ago
Most of the things we do are dumb on one level or another.
markkahler52 10 months ago
Wish the ol’ Mutton Chops’d come back in style!!
brick10 10 months ago
He let his nose hairs grow out.
cleokaya 10 months ago
Opal has become much more dismissive and rude
Jack Bell Premium Member 10 months ago
It would be hard to stay married to a partner that disrespected you that much.