Clay Jones for January 22, 2024

I seriously doubt any democrat would give Trump a vote unless they were on a jury to convict him for one of his many crimes and misdemeanours.

Now, 50 years later, it turns out that Donnie “the Stinky John” actually lost his Vietnam struggle. Turns out the syphilis got ‘im after all. Or maybe it’s just a poor choice of ancestors…

My first impression of the red marks on his hand,…. he grabbed the wrong end of an indelible red sharpie, and since his other hand was probably busy with haberders* or something, the ink dried. And… oh! …. my goodness,..he had dirty hands.

From what I heard, there may have been people voting in the Iowa caucus that weren’t from Iowa. Would not surprise me at all.

Red “marks” on his hand? OMG45 will wash his hands, and say: “I am innocent of the blood of this country”. Why is Pizza rat always accompanying 45? (Love the sippy cup).

I had to read Clay’s blog to understand the nimbra reference. I would take the syphillis rumor with a few grains of salt…

But the mental decline is accelerating.

All his doctors are required to sign NDAs.

The medical version of taking the 5th.

If Dementia Don does have syphilis, he probably got it from one of the Russian hookers Putin supplied for him.

I’m sure “Nimbra’s” intentions were for the best.

नम्रता does not live up to her name, tRump is most likely the one spredding syphilis from all the republican’ts magas kissing his butt hole

Every time a republicon shouts election fraud they are really admitting that that’s what they are doing.

Naw, it’s ketchup.

“Nimbra” is Perp45’s insult on Nikki Haley’s given name, Nimarata Nikki Randhawa. It is but yet another way of his showing racist birtherism (Obama birth certifcate.)

ron deslantis quits…as he slithers away, he gives trump’s boots, one last lick.

ron, gutless to the end.

Pizza Rat is always an interested observer. He is usually watching the Orange One in incredulous disbelief. Notice his tongue sticking out today.

More astounding comments from #45.

Hmmm… that’s what Al Capone from.

It took dozens of years of criminal mayhem before the U.S. federal government finally nailed him in 1931 for, of all things, tax evasion. [fingers crossed] He was sentenced to 11 years, first at a federal penitentiary in Atlanta and, soon after it opened in 1934, Alcatraz Island, the famed prison in the middle of San Francisco Bay.

“The Rock,” as Alcatraz was nicknamed, was widely heralded to be inescapable. Not so for Al Capone whose unchecked syphilis destroyed his brain while he was an inmate there, confined to Cell No. 181.

Neurosyphilis has many manifestations along the central and peripheral nervous system but Capone’s case was notable for making him certifiably insane. He often failed to follow the guards’ orders even at the penalty of severe punishment, less out of defiance than out of an inability to intellectually process them. – PBS

Republicans are such a sleazy party.

TMI………………….too many idiots voting for trumpster fire

Aliens have truly taken over the mind of Clay Jones!

But, unlike Trumpism, syphilis is treatable and curable…

‘Extraordinary moment’ as GOP lines up for ‘elderly, crazed felon’ Trump: conservative

Conservative Charlie Sykes bashed Republicans who are casting about for an alternative to Donald Trump but would still vote for him if he’s the Republican nominee.

‘His mind is scrambled eggs’: Morning Joe concerned by Trump’s increasing mental decline

On Monday morning, MSNBC “Morning Joe” co-host Joe Scarborough detailed the extensive gaffes and ramblings of Donald Trump that appear to be increasing with his every appearance and suggested there is good evidence that the former president is “addled.”

As the MSNBC host noted, the Trump campaign is hoping to make President Joe Biden’s age a central theme of their attacks, but the GOP has a serious Trump problem.

“You know, I spent a lot of time with Joe Biden. I can tell you, Joe Biden knows where he is. He knows what decade he’s in, he sure as hell knows who he is running against — there’s just really no comparison here,” he exclaimed. “Yeah, you want to talk about who is addled? This is an easy one. Let’s talk about who is addled. Who is addled is a guy who can’t even remember that Barack Obama hasn’t been president of the United States in eight years.”

“Yeah, and you have to think, is this age?” co-host Mika Brzezinski offered. “It could be. But it also could just be the mountain of legal actions against this man, just crushing him and making him so stressed that he’s literally confused.”

“Because no one person could handle all the cases that he has against him, all the lawyers he has to deal with, all the lawyers he can’t get. I mean, some of these cases can put him away in prison for the rest of his life,” she added.

Dementia Sir-Lies-a-Lot doesn’t need anyone to give him syphilis…he does just fine all on his own…evidently it’s reached his Pea-brain!

Run RUN, as fast as you can, Pizza Rat…you don’t want to catch what he’s got…..

Another classic by Clay! ☺️❤️

That’s not the idea. There was a flurry of people changing parties around a year ago, which the Republicans bragged about. Those people can now vote in the Republican primary, where their vote will matter. They will probably vote for anyone who has a chance against Trump. Turns out that seems to be Nikki. I doubt that there were enough of them to change the outcome of the election, because they had to be very politically aware to do that, and there aren’t that many of us. In Illinois, where I live, you don’t need to switch parties ahead of time, you just go in and ask for a Republican ballot. It serves two purposes, you vote for whichever candidate will harm to Republicans the most and you wind up getting mail and calls from Republican candidates, which helps the next Democratic campaigns because you can let them know immediately. That way, they can make any changes they want to their campaign based on it. In this case it will be especially fun, because when I get phone calls, I will keep them tied up for hours and then tell them that they have to be crazy to be working for Trump. I’ve ruined a few volunteers that way.

I like the “Icky Thump” White Stripes reference on the cup.

Lord knows why De Santis was running in the first place. He’s more “Donald Trump Jr.” than Trump’s natural kids.

Now De Santis will have to go back to sexually molesting Minnie Mouse

But sir, you’re tertiary already.

Maybe Traitor Trump took a dive off the top of the wall Mexico paid for and landed on his head…..

Oooh oooh! Just spotted… The Word of the Day

Tertiary…Third in place, order, degree, or rank.

Primary, Secondary and Tertiary. Cool!

Must be garbage day in Clay’s neighborhood because it looks like this toon fell off the truck.

You can’t spend a lifetime bending reality to fit your own vision and not wind up with zero rationality.

NH has about 330,000+ registered undeclared, about 39% of all registered. We can vote in the Democrat or Republican primary. Democrats cannot vote in the Republican primary. Tomorrow’s vote could be interesting, with a lot of undeclared voting for Haley.

Nice touch having that Ruskie flag pinned to his lapel. Spasibo Clay. •‿•