Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 29, 2024

At least it wasn’t a giganTICK.

Mothra lives!

Be he Moth or be he fly

I’ll grind his wings to make my chai!

It likes children.

Mothra!!!

And that must be the rare bearded woman eh.

Mothra!

To be next victim of the Giant Mantis!!

OR….it’s normal- sized and is simply closer to us than those guys

They’re gonna need a bigger net.

Someone, somewhere stepped on a butterfly, and this is what happens.

If you aren’t careful, it’ll carry you away.

Mothra

oh this ticks me off

MOTHra

Be careful of it. It is a member of the mothia.

Related to the gi-ant

Or rather, BeheMothra

“If I had a moth ball in my left hand and another moth ball in my right hand, what would I have?”

“A very big moth!”

Butterfly Rex?

Behemoth or Be-She-moth?

It’s going to wipe out the local textile industry.

When the Japanese film was given an English title, how did they not come up with this brilliant choice?

Be he moth? Yes, he be. Or, wait, be she moth?

And if it sings like Michael Jackson, it’s a hehemoth!

Attention to detail! It’s got the antennae of a butterfly.

BEHEMOTH? Owww. The pun. “My brain hurts”.

Except that it’s a butterfly. Moths have antennae that look like feathers.