Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 10, 2024

And that was before lunch.

Cute boxers.

And how is he gonna get out of the hospital without being officially discharged??

They’re very strict about that, y’know.

Panel4: Duke’s room is equipped with a Hammond organ, as usual.

Honey will have guns, hunting knives and grapefruits in the car.

This is a hospital, so the drug situation is under control.

Film at 11:00.

Duke has cockroach DNA

So is this tiresome thread finally over?

“broken stemware” Oh, the humanity!

Just another day in paradise for ol’ Dukie.

Not broken STEMWARE!?!?

That’s how you do it. Don’t sweat the small stuff.

“And that is when the fighting started, Your Honor.”

So just his usual Tuesday.

Duke does more all day than most Marines do by 4AM!

Just another day for Duke! I used to think that the only things that would survive the apocalypse are cockroaches and Keith Richards but obviously Duke will be there with them.

And TWO hard boiled eggs!

Bad dice always turn up 7

“and a lot of broken stemware” — that one cracked me up

Broken stemware? That sounds serious.

It’s just barely possible that nothing after the mushrooms actually happened. Strange thought, I know.

Another Saturday night. Stretched out for a month.

It’s great how a lifelong nutcase bad guy like Duke always makes sure to dress up. He’s got a tie and everything.

“….Just another day at work.’

And,of course,he’s skipping out on the hospital bill