Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 09, 2024

Only they’re $1.25 now, at least here in Oregon.

Right next to a Star Bucks!!!!

They are many of them. They can’t keep workers because the pay is so bad. Plus, they expect one person to do 3 jobs.

Me is never knews there was dollars in medieval times.

Much of rural western New York is a food desert, not even a Big M or an IGA for the small villages. But I swear there must be a dollar store in every single town.

I found a hairpiece at the dollar store today!

It was a small price toupee.

I bought something for $4.50 and gave the store clerk a five. Instead of giving me back two quarters he ripped a dollar in half and handed it to me.

There was no cents to that.

The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones…

…I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses

Right next to a McDonald’s and Dunkin Donuts!!!

Nothing is a bargain anymore. Our Dollar Tree is also $1.25 in Maryland.

I hear they’re gonna change the name to Two Bucks. You pay the full price for Half the item, and get the other half free.

Here in the UK we have The Pound Shop and Poundstretchers. I understand that pounds are also currency in Egypt, Syria and Cyprus.

Should be Thaler store

In Texas, you can drive for miles on back roads, and all of a sudden, in the middle of nowhere, is a Dollar General.

The Canadian equivalent is Tim Hortons coffee.

Location……Location……..Location!!!!!!!

Anything for a buck. Larry, Darryl and Darryl proprietors.

I guess this is proof they’re fighting the ‘huns’

To make this comic more believable, it should be a Starbucks.

You never know when you might need to send someone a card.

So the Id army is fighting World War 1?

Dollar General.. In the North East.

Back in my day, we had five and dime stores (Woolworth & others).

They’re even in the middle of the ocean?

Maybe they’re fight for control of that store. ;-p

But they sell cheapie catapults.

Thrift stores and dollar(25) stores are THE growth retailers these days!

I went to my nearby Dollar Tree on Wednesday. I’ll go to another one today. Hope they have mints.

30 years ago that’s what they said about Walmart as well.

Ours go up to $5.00. They’re not that cheap anymore.

I like walking around Dollar General asking for a price check.

Wunnerful things too.

(Much like always carrying a deck of cards whenever you are lost in the deepest, darkest woods. Play solitaire and soon someone say, “Red jack on the black queen.” Then you can ask him directions.)

We have a 4-way stop, in the middle of nowhere. There are 5 houses and a barn, or was. Now, there is 5 houses, a barn, and a Dollar Store.

On a battlefield it should of been a Dollar General

What do you expect inflation is very high now days

Ugh and everything they sell is made in China or poisonous.

I wonder if that one sells ammo. They could do a “booming” business.

Unfortunately, all you can buy there is ammunition.

Hard to find any dollar items anymore.

CVS? Sbux?

Quick! Take that trench while the enemy is shopping!!

More like dollar twenty five or fifty stores unfortunately in some areas

Not a Starbucks?