Making sure he properly “logs” in.
Talk to the hand.
And now let’s end this “Child’s Play” by drinking our cocoa “Chucky”-a-lug…
That should be an interesting evening!!!
Strangely, he has never had a second date with anyone.
SLAM!
Watch out for termites
The man is dexterous, enjoy.
Ever see the movie “Magic” with Anthony Hopkins. Having “Fats” chaperone did not go well.
She went on a date with the dummy.
The Dummy is probably the better date !
Which, coincidentally, always end up being last dates.
“I have so MANY first dates!”
Her name is Marion and he just trapped her in a Marion net.
“Yes and look he already has a woody, as do I.”
He’s a keeper.
This can only lead to a splintered relationship.
She says: “I’ll be right back with my ‘chaperone’.”
[Will it be her dummy or her dad (perhaps with a shotgun)?]
And just like that she canceled the date because she needed to wash her hair.
Alan Harper?
Carefully close the door and be grateful you learned this on the first almost date.
Reminds me of Chuck from Soap.
And probably the last date, too
She’d like to voice her opinion.
I saw some dating reality show where the woman wore clothes straight out of a 60s commune, carried a huge doll, and spent the evening talking about her powers as a witch.
Ummmm how about I just meet you at the restaurant…I’ll be along shortly……N. O. T. !
the up side is his hands will be busy elsewhere all night.
Red Flag!!!
eewwww! No.
If she gave her address to a “first date”, she’s a bigger dummy than he is.
wow that’s an easy red flag to spot and great opportunity to just close the door and text him “bye”
It’s a safe date. Only one of his roaming hands can be busy. Or is it now 3 hands. Look out, girl. Score the free dinner and run.
“Does he also insist on going on second dates?”
“You know, that’s never come up.”
She just picks up one of her many cats to bring along too…
Nope.
He doesn’t have a sliver of hope.
I’m guessing there are not that many second dates
SHAKEDOWNCITY 9 months ago
Making sure he properly “logs” in.
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
Talk to the hand.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 9 months ago
And now let’s end this “Child’s Play” by drinking our cocoa “Chucky”-a-lug…
SHIVA 9 months ago
That should be an interesting evening!!!
oldpine52 9 months ago
Strangely, he has never had a second date with anyone.
Yakety Sax 9 months ago
SLAM!
Jim706 9 months ago
Watch out for termites
Zykoic 9 months ago
The man is dexterous, enjoy.
decalwrites 9 months ago
Ever see the movie “Magic” with Anthony Hopkins. Having “Fats” chaperone did not go well.
Jml58 9 months ago
She went on a date with the dummy.
scote1379 Premium Member 9 months ago
The Dummy is probably the better date !
cdward 9 months ago
Which, coincidentally, always end up being last dates.
nancyb creator 9 months ago
“I have so MANY first dates!”
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
Her name is Marion and he just trapped her in a Marion net.
basspro 9 months ago
“Yes and look he already has a woody, as do I.”
Out of the Past 9 months ago
He’s a keeper.
nosirrom 9 months ago
This can only lead to a splintered relationship.
Doug K 9 months ago
She says: “I’ll be right back with my ‘chaperone’.”
[Will it be her dummy or her dad (perhaps with a shotgun)?]
RPS11 9 months ago
And just like that she canceled the date because she needed to wash her hair.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 9 months ago
Alan Harper?
morningglory73 Premium Member 9 months ago
Carefully close the door and be grateful you learned this on the first almost date.
Lee26 Premium Member 9 months ago
Reminds me of Chuck from Soap.
22Wu33/es Premium Member 9 months ago
And probably the last date, too
Zen-of-Zinfandel 9 months ago
She’d like to voice her opinion.
Bill The Nuke 9 months ago
I saw some dating reality show where the woman wore clothes straight out of a 60s commune, carried a huge doll, and spent the evening talking about her powers as a witch.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Ummmm how about I just meet you at the restaurant…I’ll be along shortly……N. O. T. !
formathe 9 months ago
the up side is his hands will be busy elsewhere all night.
FireAnt_Hater 9 months ago
Red Flag!!!
Thehag 9 months ago
eewwww! No.
Diane Lee Premium Member 9 months ago
If she gave her address to a “first date”, she’s a bigger dummy than he is.
SFpagan 9 months ago
wow that’s an easy red flag to spot and great opportunity to just close the door and text him “bye”
Al Fresco, the Librarian 9 months ago
It’s a safe date. Only one of his roaming hands can be busy. Or is it now 3 hands. Look out, girl. Score the free dinner and run.
Ed The Red Premium Member 9 months ago
“Does he also insist on going on second dates?”
“You know, that’s never come up.”
ImaginaryFriend 9 months ago
She just picks up one of her many cats to bring along too…
NaturLvr 9 months ago
Nope.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
He doesn’t have a sliver of hope.
MRC112 9 months ago
I’m guessing there are not that many second dates