Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 24, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  9 months ago

    Making sure he properly “logs” in.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago

    Talk to the hand.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  9 months ago

    And now let’s end this “Child’s Play” by drinking our cocoa “Chucky”-a-lug…

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    SHIVA  9 months ago

    That should be an interesting evening!!!

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    oldpine52  9 months ago

    Strangely, he has never had a second date with anyone.

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    Yakety Sax  9 months ago

    SLAM!

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    Jim706  9 months ago

    Watch out for termites

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    Zykoic  9 months ago

    The man is dexterous, enjoy.

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    decalwrites  9 months ago

    Ever see the movie “Magic” with Anthony Hopkins. Having “Fats” chaperone did not go well.

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    She went on a date with the dummy.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 9 months ago

    The Dummy is probably the better date !

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    cdward  9 months ago

    Which, coincidentally, always end up being last dates.

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    nancyb creator 9 months ago

    “I have so MANY first dates!”

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    Her name is Marion and he just trapped her in a Marion net.

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    basspro  9 months ago

    “Yes and look he already has a woody, as do I.”

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    Out of the Past  9 months ago

    He’s a keeper.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    This can only lead to a splintered relationship.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    She says: “I’ll be right back with my ‘chaperone’.”

    [Will it be her dummy or her dad (perhaps with a shotgun)?]

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    RPS11  9 months ago

    And just like that she canceled the date because she needed to wash her hair.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 9 months ago

    Alan Harper?

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Carefully close the door and be grateful you learned this on the first almost date.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Reminds me of Chuck from Soap.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 9 months ago

    And probably the last date, too

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  9 months ago

    She’d like to voice her opinion.

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    Bill The Nuke  9 months ago

    I saw some dating reality show where the woman wore clothes straight out of a 60s commune, carried a huge doll, and spent the evening talking about her powers as a witch.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Ummmm how about I just meet you at the restaurant…I’ll be along shortly……N. O. T. !

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    formathe  9 months ago

    the up side is his hands will be busy elsewhere all night.

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    FireAnt_Hater  9 months ago

    Red Flag!!!

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    Thehag  9 months ago

    eewwww! No.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 9 months ago

    If she gave her address to a “first date”, she’s a bigger dummy than he is.

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    SFpagan  9 months ago

    wow that’s an easy red flag to spot and great opportunity to just close the door and text him “bye”

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    Al Fresco, the Librarian  9 months ago

    It’s a safe date. Only one of his roaming hands can be busy. Or is it now 3 hands. Look out, girl. Score the free dinner and run.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Does he also insist on going on second dates?”

    “You know, that’s never come up.”

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    ImaginaryFriend  9 months ago

    She just picks up one of her many cats to bring along too…

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    NaturLvr  9 months ago

    Nope.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    He doesn’t have a sliver of hope.

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    MRC112  9 months ago

    I’m guessing there are not that many second dates

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