Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 11, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    How to dunk basketballs is on the top shelf near the ceiling.

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    PraiseofFolly  12 months ago

    He must be either a production engineer or a trapeze acrobat.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    Maybe he just needs to get a stopwatch.

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    Dave427  12 months ago

    Story of my life.

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    The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago

    Timing IS everything!

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    sandpiper  12 months ago

    Frank’s usual state – an hour late here, a day late there, two weeks for bills due, and . . .

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    Sounds like a book on day trading. You’re probably better off not getting it.

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    Geophyzz  12 months ago

    Who was first to say, “A day late, a dollar short”?

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    Earnestly Frank  12 months ago

    Maybe instead you should get out Crash Testing for Dummies.

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    InTraining Premium Member 12 months ago

    easy… tackle the guy going out the door….!

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    royq27  12 months ago

    I was at Shakespeare and Co in Paris trying to buy Life and Fate by Vasily Grossman. The cashier said it should be on the shelf, then the other cashier said the man in the line next to me was purchasing it, they laughed, I wept theatrically. Finally bought it months later, worth every moment.

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    gammaguy  12 months ago

    “Check books here”

    Why would I want one? I can’t read Czech.

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    KEA  12 months ago

    timing is everything

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    I hope he knows how to balance his check books.

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    norphos  12 months ago

    Hilarious! Reminds me of the “Garfield and Friends” episode where Garfield was discussing comedy, TIMING!

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    Izzy Moreno  12 months ago

    Happens to me all the time.

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    paullp Premium Member 12 months ago

    Golden Oldie:

    “Ask me the secret of my success.”

    “Okay, what’s the secret of — "

    “Timing.”

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