Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 28, 2024

Looks like your mike is going to be on the frizz soon

Sorry Hammie, you’re just not enough of a criminal mastermind to pull off holding a hairbrush for ransom. Yet.

Let’s talk about my brush meeting your heinie……

Let’s talk about not getting your allowance if you don’t return my hairbrush right away.

We’ve all seen Wanda’s “normal” hair, and all I can say is that must be some magical hairbrush.

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That’s a hair brained idea Hammy. A bad-hair-day Mom can be unpredictable and even dangerous.

Hammiiiiiiie!

A reporter never lets a possible good story get by, right Hammie?

They asked me why, she’s just a hairy “guy”, She’s hairy noon and night, hair that’s a fright! apologies to the Cowsills!

Definitely a different look for her.

Just take it, Wanda. I wouldn’t be asking permission from my kid to take back my own property!

Forget the brush, get Wanda a hot oil treatment, STAT! Lol!

Well, if you return her brush, she would NOT HAVE THAT HAIR!

“We’re gonna need a bigger brush.”

I like it! :-D

Your mic, er ah, her hairbrush is the reason for that hair. Conditioner can only do so much.

“Mo-om! It’s Mike Drop, not Mike Grab!”

Hammie, Hammie, Hammie. You musts remember that your “microphone” can be a hair brush OR it can be a spanking device for moms to use.

That is what her hair looks like not brushed.

Let him podcast! Get him an Audio-Technica AT-2020 USB microphone which you can get it for under $100.

Naturally, Wanda should be producer of the show with final say on content before Hammie releases an episode.

That sounds like something Zoe would say. In fact, the whole pretend podcast seems like a Zoe thing. But who knows, she’s chatty enough to maybe have a real podcast.

I do think it’ll make contact with this bottom. . .just sayin’.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

We must brush aside our differences to get to the tangled truth before we part ways

How long has it been stuck in that play-doh? Good luck getting her brush back if the “doh” has dried. Even if it’s recoverable the handle will be a crumby dusty mess.

She looks like a French Poodle at a dog show

I love it. She looks great with her hair like that. Kirkman and Scott should leave it at that…

BTW, Wanda, don’t you have a spare brush? I thought everyone would have one or two…

I made the mistake of brushing my hair in front of the bathroom vanity mirror, while my cat was also sitting on the top… and for fun I just brushed the top of his head to show him what I was doing with my own brush, … and from that day on, I can’t brush my hair even when he isn’t the bathroom with me, because he must be able to recognize the sound of doing it (must have remarkable hearing!).. and comes running in and jumps up to be brushed too! (with his OWN brush that I have to keep there now!)

I like it. But that says more about me than Wanda.

Wanda has only one hairbrush?

Find Hammie another mic. You can probably find a toy one at the Dollarama

How many hair brushes do I have but I only like using the one, offer a substitute.

Quick, give her brush back.

Wanda Vision for the frizzy haired.

Remind him that his behavior may affect the Easter Bunny’s decision of what to put in his Easter Basket.