Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for April 08, 2024

There’s an estimated 119000 WW2 veterans yet remaining alive, and the national WW2 museum says that an average of 131 of them die every day.

The next eclipse will be in 2044.

Clock’s ticking, Ed.

The sunglasses make Ed look cool.

Ohio Rain Make Old Man Die of Pneumonia! Joke, It So Funny Is!

Ed says to the people, by the way, NO rain checks!

Sorry, Ed, the total eclipse of 22 August 2044 just barely touches Montana. The path of the total eclipse of 8 December 2045 passes south of Ahia and you’ll only get about 75% coverage. Pretty much the same for the ones on 3 March 2052 and 5 November 2078. But you’ll get another total eclipse on 14 September 2099. So hang onto your antique glasses and outhouses. and maybe the Batisimulator can recycle the artwork!

Tomorrow, the first panel shows the empty yard. Second panel shows the clouds split, the rain end and the full eclipse unseen by one and all.

Hey, if you’re going to “borrow” your punchline from a 1963 “Peanuts” story about a solar eclipse, you might as well do it two days in a row.

Is Batiuk going for a second week of astronomical nonsense, or will the next Montoni’s-Komix Korner-Ohioana Book Conference arc start on a Tuesday?

Next time, it is a precious thing.

Next solar eclipse visible from the United States is 2044.

I do truly feel sorry for any who made great plans to have it ruined by clouds.

Yet another week of this crap?

The forecast for my area is “mostly cloudy”, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 20, 1963

This is apparently going to happen to a lot of people today.

1:12 pm CT in TX the magic begins in U. S…...(Mexico is starts)

You’ll be dead by then, Ed.

Sometimes you win….sometimes you lose. And sometimes it gets rained out!!!!!

Haha…this is actually pretty funny…I wonder how much $$ Ed lost?

Looks like all the people that paid him for this rioted, looking at the overturned chairs and garbage they left. So at least that was cool.

Unless there is some kind of medical miracle happening that I’m not aware of, somehow I don’t think you’ll be here for the next one, Ed.

So long as they paid it’s ok.

At least he got to rent out the air mattresses in his basement on the night before the eclipse, right? I mean, surely he didn’t expect people to hang around after the big event, did he?

Attaboy Cranky…never give up!

Ed, when are you going to realize that everything you touch goes right into the S#!tter?

The actual weather report got more favorable over the past 24 hours. Meanwhile, back at the East Coast earthquake…..

Tomorrow: Ed fires up the grill, and the resulting explosion launches him above the cloud layer, giving him a grand view of the eclipse.

Should’ve sold umbrellas.

The eclipse just passed, no rain here around Cleveland.

Today, April 8th 2024, was a beautiful day, warm temperatures and no rain.

There was no rain here in Ohio during the eclipse. It was nice!

It rained here in Houston and when it wasn’t raining it was cloudy. I didn’t get to see the eclipse at all.

So the Monday strip is exactly the same as the Sunday strip only in fewer panels. REALLY padding this last year out.

I’m actually eager for Crankshaft because i keep seeing ads of Liver King on twitter

Clean up time Crankshaft!

Saw it here in Toledo!! It was a little hazy but overall we had a great view! It was an incredible experience, it got dark except for around the horizon and the eclipsed sun looked pretty big! It was over pretty fast but definitely worth the hype.

As for Ed, stay tuned for people suing Pam for their money back. They can’t sue Ed because he’s not the homeowner.

Hey, it’s only twenty years … I bet “Crankshaft” will still be around … ;)

Ed is an optimist.

He’s ready to wait 20 years for the next eclipse.

After all, what’s the alternative?