Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 16, 2024

Seagull looking mad at him. (chuckle)

Oh em gee, so he did!

Mistakes were made.

Anyone wanna bet Ole Sterling won’t make it to first grade? Is there a reform school for toddlers?

She’ll remember her face in panel four. I know I will.

“So brave Knights, if you do doubt yer strength, or ye courage, come nae further, for death awaits ye all, with lots of sharp, pointy teeth!” (And now, young Jedi, you will die.)

Kid’s got a good arm. Nats could use a good pitcher although he’d have to wear clothes, of some sort.

Aaaaand there it is.

Birth control bahahaha!

White between the eyes!

Yolks on her. . . .

I’m a noob here, have Sterling’s issue(s) been diagnosed?

this should be fun

He could at least clean out the gutter while he’s there.

She shouldn’t have egged him on.

“That’s it, no more eggs-box gaming for you!”

Seagull was shocked

How ’bout the arm on that kid!

Sterling being eggstreamly bad!

Forget selkie or mermaid. Mom is about to go all-out Orca.

and thus we see the end of Sterling (pardon the pun)

Sterling did it.

Sterling has just released the Kraken.

Sterling you are done little man!

He would fit in a lobster cage just right.

Can’t live on the roof forever Sterling.

“These moments are precious!” WHACK!

Yes, thank you. That was, indeed, precious! I love it.

Now it’s time to go from precious to full on Ben Grimm level CLOBBERING TIME!

(Not to promote violence on children though, no.)

“And the wrath of god was but a whimper when compared to the wrath of an egged mother.”

Mom referred to precious moments. I would have said precocious, at least.

How convenient, his butt is already bare.

That little imp has done it now, He belongs in a cage with the other chimpanzees.

Maybe now she’ll try corporal punishment.

…and that’s how Wallace became an only child.

Maybe last week he found he liked the feeling of being up high with a bunch of eggs…

Has the boy learned nothing from cutting his mom’s hair??

Oh, Sterling, that little terrorist, he got the high ground. Bet he’ll be grounded until age 18.

Wow!

Wait a sec! Mom got egged on her left temple but pane four shows the egg atop her head.

Sterling makes a good case for easy access to abortion.. some parents are just not capable of being parents.

I think Sterling will end up in juvie

Egg’s going to fry, even if Sterling isn’t.

DOGGIES! He’s going to catch it now.

At least it wasn’t from the birds nest.

Hoooooo boy!

All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn’t unsee Sterling’s heinie again

Very bad boy. However, you got to admit it was a pretty good throw. Might have professional baseball potential. Might be his last throw though if his mother gets a hold of him, which she eventually will…..

Panel Four! O, that LOOK!!

I bet the next few days will see a few Snug Harbor inhabitants getting egged.

Sterling didn’t think through his strategy—he can only egg Mom eleven more times. Then he will be totally vulnerable to her counter attack.

I guess Wallace will be an only child very soon

He didn’t p!ss her off enough. She didn’t shout his middle name

Oh my, Sterling you have done it now boy! She’s gonna come up there and UNMAKE you!

Most moms would also use the kid’s middle name in these circumstances. I would love to know what Sterling’s is.

I can’t help wondering if Wallace put him up to it…probably inadvertently by thinking aloud, not realizing that the little punk is capable of putting the vision into action.

I am praying that this does not become world war III

Bullseye!

He be dead. Soon.

Uh, oh, he’s activated Mom-troll

No jury would convict her.