Hammie actually ate garlic bread-toast!! Most kids I know turn up their nose at the flavor of garlic. Yeck! Personaly I love lots of garlic. Helps keep the mosquitoes at bay in the summer time too.
I would advise wrapping him in a towel and carrying him to the tub. Or perhaps Wanda and Darryl should invest in a set of runners laid across the floors from Hammie’s chair to the bathroom.
Ah, dining with small children. I once asked my mother how she and Dad dealt with my brother and me, in restaurants, when we were Hammy’s age. “We didn’t take you to restaurants when you were that age”.
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
Now I’m hungry for spaghetti.
Blu Bunny 7 months ago
Isn’t that usually what a 2 year old does.
iggyman 7 months ago
How do you get parmesan cheese in your underwear? You are amazing, Hammie!
dlkrueger33 7 months ago
That rhymes.
Just-me 7 months ago
Take him outside and hose him off. Then bring him in for a bath. And I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know how he got parmesan cheese in his underwear.
goboboyd 7 months ago
A hose in the back yard? The bees might enjoy an easy food source, if you keep him penned up in the yard.
rmercer Premium Member 7 months ago
He should get dessert for making it rhyme!
luca.debus creator 7 months ago
I’m just waiting for a waiter to come by and ask if you want freshly cracked pepper over your knees.
shaodyn 7 months ago
I want to ask how he manages this, but I already know the answer is “on purpose”.
jconnors3954 7 months ago
Hammie is soooo proud!
The-Great-Gildersleeve 7 months ago
Not to put too fine a point on it, a lot of people have Parmesan Cheese in their shorts …….. without ever having dined Italian. ……ewwww!
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
I DON"T EVEN want to know how Hammie got Parmesan cheese in his underwear.
ctolson 7 months ago
Hammie actually ate garlic bread-toast!! Most kids I know turn up their nose at the flavor of garlic. Yeck! Personaly I love lots of garlic. Helps keep the mosquitoes at bay in the summer time too.
Jeff0811 7 months ago
Time to introduce Hammie to the advantages of taking a shower.
prrdh 7 months ago
The kid knows how to eat spaghetti right.
DKHenderson 7 months ago
I would advise wrapping him in a towel and carrying him to the tub. Or perhaps Wanda and Darryl should invest in a set of runners laid across the floors from Hammie’s chair to the bathroom.
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
isn’t Hammie a bit too old for that by now?…(boys will be boys, I guess!)
[Unnamed Reader - 83d506] 7 months ago
Makes me want Garlic Toast! But I may never eat Parmesan cheese again. :-P
BiathlonNut 7 months ago
Throw him outside and hose him off.
Amelie 7 months ago
ok he’s gonna make a spaghetti bathtub
Sherlock5 7 months ago
But it looks like he has peanut butter around his mouth and in his hair. Spaghetti sauce is not tan.
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 7 months ago
And this is why kids require baths. Some don’t just eat food, they wallow in it.
The Quiet One 7 months ago
And Hammie is happy.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 7 months ago
Mission accomplished!!
AndrewSihler 7 months ago
Ah, dining with small children. I once asked my mother how she and Dad dealt with my brother and me, in restaurants, when we were Hammy’s age. “We didn’t take you to restaurants when you were that age”.
fszakaly 7 months ago
Nice rhyme!!!
hagarthehorrible 7 months ago
Good God. No wonder the younger couples are rethinking of extending family.
Scott S 7 months ago
When my nephew was a baby my brother & his wife set the high-chair in a plastic wading pool. Afterwards they would take it outside & jump it out.
BenGMan 7 months ago
Hammie, that is disgusting.