Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2024

The real political divide in this country isn’t left vs. right, it’s top vs. bottom.

Help me out here, gang. I’m looking for something to put on that last line.

 Who Is He?

A lecher, a liar, an election denier.

A taker, a faker, a financial book-baker.

A berater, a traitor, a would-be dictator.

Lackluster, all bluster, a GI distruster.

Biden suspicious, Putin propitious, Ivanka delicious.

Oh looky, no rookie, he cooky the booky.

Democrats evil, Nazis “very fine people”.

COVID enabler raper paper vapor taper draper scraper shaper caper creator

MAGA creator

COVID enabler, habitual fabler.

A double tailed coin?

A picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner?

The divide is between those who are susceptible to the con and those that aren’t. With MAGATs, it isn’t ideology; it’s gullibility.

Crime boss, at a loss, court room rookie due to lust for nookie

I’m a little confused because I think they would WANT the door on the right.

That coin is blank on the head’s side. Pols almost always go left, even when the only turn is to the right.

Practically none of them take the “Practice What You Preach” door.

why?

Heads I win, tails you lose

Why is there a coin flip involved? Are they incapable of choosing which elevator themselves? There seems to be no difference of opinion to resolve.

Are there that many politicians trying to practice what they preach, and avoiding butt covering.

I’m having a very fine time, listening to some very proper newswomen say, “Peckker”, repeatedly.

If I had a few bucks and my last name was “Peckker”, I’d change the goshdarn name. Maybe change it to “limpwillie” or “trollnose” or “smallpud” or “trouserlizard”, anything but “Peckker”. What name would you prefer?

The real problem is that neither Trump nor Biden has the welfare of the country as his top priority.

All of the above…..

@fuzzbucket:

Biden Administration: Signing into law the biggest climate change bill in history, reducing drug prices, getting what is now a massive reduction in gas prices, stabilizing inflation, helping millions of veterans access care for toxin-based cancers, signing the first major gun control law in decades, maintaining and further reducing historically low unemployment, overseeing historic job and wage growth, signing the first major infrastructure bill in decades, getting America’s first Black female Justice confirmed to the SC, removing the leader of al Qaeda, strengthening and expanding NATO, supporting Ukraine after Russian attack, getting us out of Afghanistan without major losses of US troops, canceling some student debt, letting DoJ do the on-going investigation into Trump’s many violations of law (including theft of government materials and classified documents, interference twice with an election process, tax evasion, providing material, moral support, and encouragement to enemies of the US, conspiring for a coup against the US Government) proceed according to law, and punishing those who were enablers of, or who assisted, Trump’s proven unlawful activities.

This administration got an infrastructure bill passed, cut student loan debt of thousands, helped improve the environment by requiring the Interior Department to consider recreation & conservation when making land use rules, came within minutes of passing bipartisan legislation to fix most border issues (until the fat orange traitor killed it), wants tax increases for billionaires while ensuring the middle class doesn’t get hit with tax increases because the billionaires got huge tax breaks (under the fat orange traitor).

That’s a terrific administration, is what most of us call it. Now, if the MAGAts just would get out of the way … … …

Some are beginning to “preach” cover you butt.

I don’t understand why no one seems to like the name I have used for the orange smegma since he first began to campaign: T-rump

Joey B

MASA “Make America Sane Again” Vote Blue !

They can’t possibly be MAGAs. MAGAs don’t practice what they preach, or accuse others of doing.

Looks like Mr. Miller got that backwards. Most pols wouldn’t even do a coin flip before taking the CYA door.

And in the “middle” is the trash can…

I can’t believe any politician of any party would not happily choose the door on the right. Surely they wouldn’t try again unless the coin flip indicated to “practice what you preach”. All politics is about forcing OTHER people to practice what you preach.

I’ve said it before, I know it’s not an accurate representation of the country, but it gives me a little hope for Nov. seeing the anti trump to pro trump comments. Most any article it’s 10 to 1. Hopefully the vote will be the same ratio.

A Diaper Dandy, pu$$y grabbing, wall demanding, wife cheating randy, flatulent PANSY!

The scientists who study these things found a serious bias for pennies. Over the long term (thousands of tosses) there is an 80% bias to tails. The head side is heavier.

The door on the left was bricked up back in 2000.

Seems like the left one should read “pander to your base”; then it becomes a dilemma which to chose…

To make it easy, the Massachusetts State House a General Hooker entrance…