That’s amazing. Back in B.C. she rubbed only ONE stick together and she made a fire! Nowadays, they tell you you have to rub TWO sticks together to make a fire!
I put most spiders outside, and some I leave alone—like the ones up in the corner that catch bugs before they come up the cellar steps. But if they are in my bedroom that can’t be tolerated— I just send them on to their next incarnation.
My friend’s sister was dying of cancer. She lived in Texas. He was visiting with her, and they saw a scorpion on her bed. She (rightfully) freaked out! They lost it, and she made them tear apart the whole bedroom looking for it.
In southern Arizona, we not only watch for spiders (brown recluses and black widows), but also scorpions entering the home. Going to pee at night can be painful if we’re not checking with a UV light.
Scorpio Premium Member 7 months ago
No point taking any chances.
AllishaDawn 7 months ago
One crawled under my couch last week. I just it’s not multiplying.
kbyrdleroy123 7 months ago
Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.
Thanksfortheinfo2000 7 months ago
What’s that clinging to your back?
atomicdog 7 months ago
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Enter.Name.Here 7 months ago
Could not find? Then we can assume it was not the hugeone she could hear breathing the other day.
baraktorvan 7 months ago
Yeah, better not call the insurance agent—she or he would scream “Fraud” louder than a saber tooth tiger can roar.
Mediatech 7 months ago
Fire in the hole!
luca.debus creator 7 months ago
I did the exact same thing to my last apartment when the dish washer broke.
Gent 7 months ago
So she gots beach facing property eh.
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
It does make Spring cleaning a lot easier.
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
So, no more live in bug exterminator replaced with smokey smell.
dcdete. 7 months ago
That’s amazing. Back in B.C. she rubbed only ONE stick together and she made a fire! Nowadays, they tell you you have to rub TWO sticks together to make a fire!
rondm66 7 months ago
Throw out the baby with the bath water.
Chris 7 months ago
what other course was she suppose to take action on… :\
Doug K 7 months ago
If fumigating doesn’t seem to be good enough, …
… torching is the way to go.
chris_o42 7 months ago
I put most spiders outside, and some I leave alone—like the ones up in the corner that catch bugs before they come up the cellar steps. But if they are in my bedroom that can’t be tolerated— I just send them on to their next incarnation.
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
The ultimate cleanse !!!!!!!
Just-me 7 months ago
Best thing to do.
sandpiper 7 months ago
If she’s that extreme about a small bug, well stand back, guys. She ain’t no easy date.
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Oh Good Grief. The fat broad loves to pound snakes into the ground, but didn’t think to use the same club on her mattress?
wongo 7 months ago
I got an iPhone 14 Pro for my wife. I was pretty happy with the trade.
zeexenon 7 months ago
When their babies are ballooning through the air, keep your mouth closed when speed biking. (True story experience, after the fact.)
ladykat 7 months ago
That’s just a tad drastic, I think.
dflak 7 months ago
There is evidence that cavemen did set their caves on fire to rid them of various vermin.
poppacapsmokeblower 7 months ago
Spring cleaning done “well done.” Also the cave walls are freshly “painted” black.
paranormal 7 months ago
She couldn’t find the mattress?
DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago
Awww, I’m glad I don’t have arachnophobia.
mindjob 7 months ago
I hope she can afford a new Tempur-Pedic
blakerl 7 months ago
House cleaning was so easy back in the day.
AStarofDestiny 7 months ago
I hope the mosquitoes find you especially tasty, Fat Broad (I can’t remember her new name).
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
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What’s next? A limit of comments per day?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
I guess Shelob stiffed her of it’s half of the rent money.
Man of the Woods 7 months ago
She’s like my girlfriend, both spiders and snakes.
tcayer 7 months ago
My friend’s sister was dying of cancer. She lived in Texas. He was visiting with her, and they saw a scorpion on her bed. She (rightfully) freaked out! They lost it, and she made them tear apart the whole bedroom looking for it.
indysteve9 7 months ago
Works for me!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 7 months ago
“There goes my deposit”
pflutke59 7 months ago
In southern Arizona, we not only watch for spiders (brown recluses and black widows), but also scorpions entering the home. Going to pee at night can be painful if we’re not checking with a UV light.
David Rickard Premium Member 7 months ago
PZ Myers gives this two chelicerae down.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
Works for bedbugs
ars731 7 months ago
Works for bed bugs too
dbrucepm 7 months ago
it wriggled and jiggled and snuggled beside her
Ron Bauerle 7 months ago
Where’d she get the gasoline? And for that matter, the match?