Herman by Jim Unger for May 14, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago

    None of the above

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    There’s a wife for each day of the week. But… Never one on Sunday, when this notorious Love God rests.

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    He should have taken an insanity plea!

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    MayCauseBurns  7 months ago

    Bigamy is its own punishment.

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    pschearer Premium Member 7 months ago

    He must be a keeper.

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    Doctor Toon  7 months ago

    …and where did you hide the money?

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is his shirt upside down?

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    win.45mag  7 months ago

    Back row, second from the left. The rest can go.

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    kucpa Premium Member 7 months ago

    I hear the penalty for bigamy is having multiple mothers-in-law.

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    tony_n_jen2003  7 months ago

    That’s bigamy.Yes, and it’s big of me, too. It’s big of all of us. I’m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother. But who wants to marry your grandmother?Groucho Marx

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    Slowly, he turned...  7 months ago

    Pick the youngest. More likely to still be around when you get out.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Harold’s problem is that he’s picky and he just can’t stop picking.

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    Just_Karl  7 months ago

    Harry Mudd at the end of “I, Mudd.”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    He thinks he’ll just stay put and not get out at all

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    wirepunchr  7 months ago

    He’s not Henry the 8th.

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    craigographics  7 months ago

    I got 999 problems, but a bi*ch ain’t one!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    The blonde. Say the blonde.

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    vacman  7 months ago

    I would think 6 Mothers-In-law would be punishment enough. 1 was two too many for me.

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    Skeptical Meg  7 months ago

    Not the one who’s talking.

    “The definition of bigamy is having one too many wives. Some say, that’s the definition of monogamy.”

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    rshive  7 months ago

    Can’t I just stay here in safety?

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    LOL, I can imagine this movie where some poor schmuck finds himself strangely attractive to unattractive women, and unable to say No and unable to tell one about the previous one… and the one before that… and the one before that… Wait, did they make a movie like that?

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    He’s the mark of the beast…

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    chriscc63  7 months ago

    wow, he still has a choice?!

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Must be in for being a mass merryer.

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    rugeirn  7 months ago

    He doesn’t really have an option. He’s still married to the first one whether he likes it or not, and by the look of him, the only possible attraction would be his money—in which case, was he just too cheap to hire a decent lawyer? First-timer, non-violent, he wouldn’t normally even be inside at all.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Pick the one that gives the best conjugal visits

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    How about if I just start all over. Don’t call me, I’ll call you…..

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    Jack7528  6 months ago

    I say the back row, third from the left, she looks almost normal.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Best to stay in jail

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  6 months ago

    Hard decisions while doing hard time…

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    rossevrymn  6 months ago

    I’m staying in jail.

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