Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 18, 2024

As Otto Von Bismarck remarked, “People who like sausage and respect the law should not watch either being made.”

I always wondered what happened to those C-list stars after they couldn’t get parts.

Well, eeeww. (I want the end piece)

In Italy it’s called Mortadella.

Eh?

It’s the best wurst candy there is.

If it’s great taste you want, we de liver!

Polish sausage would be best.

I like the “Made from you do not want to know.”

“The Wurst money can buy!”

Nobody needed to see that.

Reminds me of Wacky Packages.

Yum, pass the mustard.

Dang it! Now I wanna try it!

I think I’ll pass for today.

Check the date, it might be a spoiled brat.

Pork snouts and beef rectums.

Starwurst: The Haggis Continues

Oh, great, I’m sure we will now see pre-sliced sausage snacks on a display near every grocery checkout soon. :(

Oh but I do wanna know. I GOTTA KNOW! I GOTTA KNOW! So what is it, Mark?

Ew.

German sausages are the wurst.

Go Twins! (But that sausage seems to have lost its charm lately).

If that is candy, I don’t care what it tastes like. Not eating it.

Kudos to Mark Parisi for keeping Wacky Packages around.

This could actually be a good thing. With different naming …

Eew. If you’ve ever read The Long Walk by Stephen King, this reminds me of the meat concentrate packets the walkers were given for sustenance.

And no one mentioned “Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler”…