Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2024

Me doubt dat crocs can even catch a cold.

How about a slow donkey sitting on top of a mountain?

If I were a croc that dumb, I’d stick to turtles and snails.

This comic strip is undeniable proof that CROC simply doesn’t have the killer instinct to provide for his family, as he doesn’t go for that particular donkey or “prey!!!!” Dan aka…

Nice to see someone other than Rat or Pig visiting the Wise A-ss.

Have they tried government benefits for the sick, lame and lazy?

He could catch a Tofu Burger!

Toe Few

LARRY! It’s a shock to see him as I got the impression Pastis had written him and th eother crocks out, so it’s so lovely to see him back.

Quite a while ago I heard the joke that tofu is the native word for “bad hunter”.

Yikes, tofu is CATCHING?? Better wear a mask!

Tofu or not tofu. That is the questions.

To-Fooo!

Good to see the crocs again.

Maybe he can catch the nasty person who INVENTED tofu.

Crocs. More crocs please.

If the Crocs are looking for tofu, they might well look to themselves. They have tofu for brains…

Predators eating tofu? That’s totally senseless and disgusting. I always hated the concept of vegetarian predators, even in fiction.

Yea, crocs.

Gesundheit or God Bless You, perhaps.

Do you think tofu is easy to catch? Try a soft variety using chopsticks! :D

Reminds me of the old Gary Larson cartoon with lions spitting out pieces of the tofulope they had just killed.

Doesn’t matter how many legs tofu has. It runs slowly.

Tofu has no legs. It should be easy for you to catch at the supermarket.

He’s better off enrolling in a hunting class so that he can catch something with actual flavor

First visit by the crocs to see the WiseAss?

Larry already knows about tofu and how to catch it; he’s an expert at stalking and killing the tofu cow (25 February 2007) – >

As Get Fuzzy’s Bucky once observed, ‘tofu tastes best when you catch it in the wild.’

The wiser they are, the harder they fall. Like Chicago’s Museum of Science and Industry speaker on traveling to a star at nearly light speed during Q & A, when I asked decades ago, “How are you going to stop when you get there?” His reply, “Huh, and was quickly ushered off stage.?”

CROCS!!!

The Crocs going to the Wise Donkey?

I’m not complaining. More Crocs, please!!

How about “dead a$$ on the hill”?

“TOFU”

Same to you buddy.

Speaking of prey, has anyone seen a post / comment from ZebraStripes, lately ? I’m kind of worried, I haven’t.

The only thing Larry can kill is a six pack of beer.

Larry’s reputation precedes him. Even with people cut off from all civilization.

I’ve heard that the Tofurkey is easy to catch; maybe start there.

None, but it can still outrun you, Larry.