Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 24, 2024

I like it!

That s*cks!

I wonder what the third aid kit says.

“Rub some dirt on it and walk it off. Maybe try “the spray”"

I recall the presidential candidate who expressed that opinion for people who lived and suffered through a disaster. I guess that’s a solution.

“You’re on your own, kiddo.”

Trump’s response to poor people with Covid. Then, when he got it, he had $50,000 in treatments. They should have told him that instead of putting him on the breathing machine.

Second Aid kit, packed by your coach.

The third aid kit has two things in it: a toe tag and a body bag.

But, If the first First Aid Kit was gone, wouldn’t the second kit become the First Aid Kit?

A fifth aid kit would have a fifth in it.

Ah, I see the Corpsman have been there. I’m surprised there isn’t a bunch of Motrin in that box.

The third kit is probably the “Last Aid Kit”

The First Aid Kit has a note that says “Thanks for sucking it up!”

My wife has one of those.

Is the note signed by my Dad?

[Denise is teaching Bernadette how to play the Computer Game, Fortnite]

Denise: Okay, so walk up to that chest and push “X”… “X”! Push “X”!

Bernadette: Which one’s “X”?

Denise: The one with the “X” on it.

Bernadette: Take it easy, I’m new at this.

Denise: What, the alphabet?

Bernadette: You don’t have to be snarky.

Denise: Hey, do you want to play the game, or do you want to crawl back up your mommy’s shirt and chow down like a baby?

Bernadette: Dam​n, what is wrong with you?

Denise: I’m sorry, I thought you wanted to beat your husband.

Bernadette: I do.

Denise: Well then, suck it up!

Bernadette: OK!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Linus: “Charlie Brown got hit with a line drive!”Patty: “Does anyone here know anything about first aid?”Lucy: “It’s probably not serious. Second or third aid will do.”

People complain too much. “I have a headache.” “I’m coming down with a cold.” “My leg is broken.”

The second aid kit has a jar of peanut M&Ms, but it is empty.

There should be a Kool Aid kit. At least they’d get a drink.

They can’t afford more safety measures because they’re financed by the Second National Bank.

Should be, “Suck it up, Buttercup”

When seconds count…

Second to none funny funny funny funny!

Oh, my dad had one of those kits!

The third aid kit probably says “He’s dead, Jim.”

The second aid kit should be a bottle of vodka.

It contains Holy water, a pen, and a Legal Zoom Will form.

Must be from my father’s generation!

“Quit yer crying, ya baby.”

It’s just packed with expired Flintstones vitamins!

That’s the one congress is preparing for after they cut medicare

There’s always a handyman’s kit… a little tape, glue and string might help. Or not.