It was supposedly the invention of a French chef back in the 1700s, but there are a bunch of stories about how it got its name. I think, on the whole, I prefer mustard…
General Dwight D Eisenhower, the 34th president of the United States, said he was first attracted to his future wife, Mamie, because she made great mayonaise.
TOM ROBBINS: “ The mystery of mayonnaise … is how egg yolks, vegetable oil, vinegar (wine’s angry brother), salt, sugar (earth’s primal grain-energy), lemon juice, water, and, naturally, a pinch of the ol’ calcium disodium EDTA could be combined in such a way as to produce a condiment so versatile, satisfying, and outright majestic that mustard, ketchup, and their ilk must bow down before it …”
C 7 months ago
Cinco de Mayo
carlsonbob 7 months ago
Or Miracle Whip.
NavalHistorian 7 months ago
Bacon
enigmamz 7 months ago
Or color?!?
californiamonty 7 months ago
Ah, Mayonnaise, the delightfult spread.
Which my father, for some reason, called “maneggs”.
When I hunger, always for a sandwich,
The only spread that should be used is the rich,
Delightfult, wonderful, mayonnaise,
Truly a gift from heaven, manna manna mayonnaise!
oldthang 7 months ago
Not for me—I’m the mustard type.
oldthang 7 months ago
Was the ink shipment delayed again?
iggyman 7 months ago
Great on BLTs!
Hello Everyone 7 months ago
Cheese makes everything better!
Argythree 7 months ago
It was supposedly the invention of a French chef back in the 1700s, but there are a bunch of stories about how it got its name. I think, on the whole, I prefer mustard…
Doug K 7 months ago
Mayonnaise has not made the world a better place.
_lounger_ 7 months ago
love this one
dlkrueger33 7 months ago
Sliced bread?
tremaine53 7 months ago
Mayonnaise?!? Oh, ick! I think we can all agree on chocolate, though.
RMehta 7 months ago
Pickles…. make everything better.
SamT53 7 months ago
Mayo? Lobbed a soft one & he whiffed. BACON!!!
wetidlerjr 7 months ago
I’m color blind!
david_42 7 months ago
M-A-Y-O! Lunch time comes and the mayo’s most gone!
miztrniceguy 7 months ago
Bacon!
jslabotnik 7 months ago
How do I love thee mayonnaise, let me count the ways… you take it from here Nelson
Marvin Premium Member 7 months ago
Black and White again. Major Bummer!! I bet the papers get it in color.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 7 months ago
Richard Brautigan
Watchdog 7 months ago
Both just qualified for a federal government job
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 7 months ago
Ummm. Mayonnaise!
Strawberry King 7 months ago
Hellman’s is the best imo.
Lomax9er7 7 months ago
The paper clip, the corn dog, oh, Pizza. The little things…
billycnj 7 months ago
There’s a craze for mayonnaise. Raise the flag for mayonnaise. Let’s all praise mayonnaise. Mayonnaise will make out days.
Cozmik Cowboy 7 months ago
Decades ago, National Lampoon did an article on “White Rastas”; what ganja is to the real thing, mayonnaise is to them.
oakie817 7 months ago
this one doesn’t cut the mustard
ladykat 7 months ago
Especially home made mayo.
KEA 7 months ago
Velcro, pop-top cans, air conditioning, …
Drbarb71 Premium Member 7 months ago
What happened to-the color?
tcmrr1 7 months ago
Mayonnaise. That which serves the French, in lieu of a state religion. (Line stolen from Ambrose Bierce.)
timinwsac Premium Member 7 months ago
Beer.
luca.debus creator 7 months ago
I’d argue that mostly stupid ideas made the world a better place!
Barnabus Blackoak 7 months ago
BACON !
prrdh 7 months ago
I use avocado instead.
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
Deep fried anything!
w16521 7 months ago
Colorist given Memorial Day off?
ANIMAL 7 months ago
It’s always about FOOD with this guy – He should have said “COLOR” ( LOL )
MuddyUSA Premium Member 7 months ago
Ah yes, leave it to Earl the pearl!!
kathleenhicks62 7 months ago
ICK mayo.
owlsandy Premium Member 7 months ago
National Parks
markkahler52 7 months ago
Pancakes!
zeexenon 7 months ago
Try, I’ve got a girl in Fergus Falls, she’s got a lien on my balls.
Sir Isaac 7 months ago
General Dwight D Eisenhower, the 34th president of the United States, said he was first attracted to his future wife, Mamie, because she made great mayonaise.
iggyman 7 months ago
When I was in Germany Mayo was served on French fries!
The Orange Mailman 7 months ago
Mayonnaise is a delightful spread
Put it on a sandwich, no matter the bread
It adds a little zip to tuna fish
And most any cold salad dish
A Dagwood, a burger, or a BLT
Try it with egg and paprika, you’ll see
This poem has not taken up too much space
To say Mayonaisse made the world a better place
PaulGoes 7 months ago
Go with an orange and find something it rhymes with
El Kabong 7 months ago
TOM ROBBINS: “ The mystery of mayonnaise … is how egg yolks, vegetable oil, vinegar (wine’s angry brother), salt, sugar (earth’s primal grain-energy), lemon juice, water, and, naturally, a pinch of the ol’ calcium disodium EDTA could be combined in such a way as to produce a condiment so versatile, satisfying, and outright majestic that mustard, ketchup, and their ilk must bow down before it …”
Walter Kocker 7 months ago
Bacardi Silver – or Rhum Barbancourt, the Haitian equivalent.
christelisbetty 7 months ago
Making the WORLD a better place is a tall order. Then make it rhyme too ! mmmmm I’d I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony……….
kpowers147 7 months ago
Why in black and white?
The-Great-Gildersleeve 7 months ago
I could give out this kind of elderly advice, but no one asks me ….. sigh
Sambora1 7 months ago
I am a Miracle Whip person, mayo seems to upset my stomach too much.
Sanspareil 7 months ago
Salad Cream beats Mayo by 10000 rows of apple trees!