Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 30, 2024

Cliff is certainly a candidate for that.

Spiders are clean. But people still don’t like them.

Awhile back, Pam was shown to have made a video, to be played if she was deceased. In the video, Pam stated she knows she died because of some stupid thing Cliff did and implored her kids to avenge her.

Why would a stranger want to kill you?

Now, someone who knows you, oh boy. PLENTY of reasons.

Yes, I mean you.

People get into an argument and a weapon is too handy. They call it crimes of passion.

Brewster’s statement is spot on. I know from all the true crime shows I’ve watched on Investigation Discovery and Oxygen.

Moral of the Story: Stop giving your family and friends reasons to hate your guts.

I hope Cliff didn’t kill it; it might have been one of Iggy Stardust’s Spiders from Mars.

It’s always the spouse

Anybody that watches Dateline knows that. Just ask Keith Morrison.

Generally, someone has to irritate someone else to create the desire to kill that one.

Bernadette [Speaking to a co-worker on the phone]: Thank you. It is exciting. Oh, that’s very sweet. I’m gonna remember you said that. Just like I remember how you tried to take my office when I was on maternity leave. [Laughs] Of course I’m not angry. Bye-bye. [Click] How can I be angry at a dead man?

Hey, Cliff, god forbid you cleaned out the cup…

Do it Pam throw Cliff out the airlock again !!!

Her coffee mug changes drastically in the two frames.

An insurance agent who had just sold Cliff life insurance would have to be forcibly restrained from murdering him if forced to stay in his company for another hour.

Makes you wonder how Cliff has lasted this long. And his demise would considered justifiable homicide.

I wonder what the percentage breakdown is for relatives, neighbors, and cow orkers…

Good tip. I won’t be hanging out with anyone you know, then.

Cliff is such a blob. A soul brother to Wally from “Dilbert”.

Venomous… clean? I don’t see the correlation.

See “Pearls Before Swine”- 5/14/24.

The moral of the story: Don’t befriend a stranger.