Assartica.
Get Hercules to help you.
Cold as a penguin’s butt.
Oh … Tough luck, Chuck. A frozen tail would leave you a$$less.
Unless you tilt the world sideways, nothing will help him. His rump is rotating ’round Antarctica.
You would think Mercury could do a little something about the temperature.
Atlas’s assets are frozen
Try shrugging.
ooo…
that’ll chap your cheeks
No turtles?
Give it another 1000 years with global warming greenhouse gasses you will be baking your brains out.
Antarctica too cold. Equator might be too hot. Central Russia might be just right.
This explains why the earth rotates on an angle.
Globe gives guy glacial glutes…
Uh… Sorry to rain on the parade, but it was the HEAVENS that Atlas held on his shoulders. (And let me redeem myself by pointing out that the heavens included Uranus.)
When asked why he was holding that up, Atlas shrugged.
What an ice-hole…
And, that is why humans have no tails.
His butt is colder than a well diggers.
I suppose it would be pedantic to point out that Atlas held up the heavens not the Earth.
I am a little concerned that the oceans are black and white swirled.
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Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago
Assartica.
danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago
Get Hercules to help you.
enigmamz 5 months ago
Cold as a penguin’s butt.
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
Oh … Tough luck, Chuck. A frozen tail would leave you a$$less.
Botulism Bob 5 months ago
Unless you tilt the world sideways, nothing will help him. His rump is rotating ’round Antarctica.
The Orange Mailman 5 months ago
You would think Mercury could do a little something about the temperature.
dbrucepm 5 months ago
Atlas’s assets are frozen
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 5 months ago
Try shrugging.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 5 months ago
ooo…
that’ll chap your cheeks
ksu71 5 months ago
No turtles?
StephenHoyt 5 months ago
Give it another 1000 years with global warming greenhouse gasses you will be baking your brains out.
sandpiper 5 months ago
Antarctica too cold. Equator might be too hot. Central Russia might be just right.
uniquename 5 months ago
This explains why the earth rotates on an angle.
ChessPirate 5 months ago
Globe gives guy glacial glutes…
Autological 5 months ago
Uh… Sorry to rain on the parade, but it was the HEAVENS that Atlas held on his shoulders. (And let me redeem myself by pointing out that the heavens included Uranus.)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
When asked why he was holding that up, Atlas shrugged.
TurbosDad 5 months ago
What an ice-hole…
Saurischia 5 months ago
And, that is why humans have no tails.
cracker65 5 months ago
His butt is colder than a well diggers.
KEA 5 months ago
I suppose it would be pedantic to point out that Atlas held up the heavens not the Earth.
norphos 5 months ago
I am a little concerned that the oceans are black and white swirled.