Assartica.
Get Hercules to help you.
Cold as a penguin’s butt.
Oh … Tough luck, Chuck. A frozen tail would leave you a$$less.
Unless you tilt the world sideways, nothing will help him. His rump is rotating ’round Antarctica.
You would think Mercury could do a little something about the temperature.
He could take care of his problem on his own with just one little toot.
Atlas’s assets are frozen
Try shrugging.
ooo…
that’ll chap your cheeks
No turtles?
Give it another 1000 years with global warming greenhouse gasses you will be baking your brains out.
Antarctica too cold. Equator might be too hot. Central Russia might be just right.
This explains why the earth rotates on an angle.
Globe gives guy glacial glutes…
Uh… Sorry to rain on the parade, but it was the HEAVENS that Atlas held on his shoulders. (And let me redeem myself by pointing out that the heavens included Uranus.)
When asked why he was holding that up, Atlas shrugged.
What an ice-hole…
And, that is why humans have no tails.
His butt is colder than a well diggers.
I suppose it would be pedantic to point out that Atlas held up the heavens not the Earth.
I am a little concerned that the oceans are black and white swirled.
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Ratkin 21 days ago
Assartica.
danketaz Premium Member 21 days ago
Get Hercules to help you.
enigmamz 21 days ago
Cold as a penguin’s butt.
PraiseofFolly 21 days ago
Oh … Tough luck, Chuck. A frozen tail would leave you a$$less.
Botulism Bob 21 days ago
Unless you tilt the world sideways, nothing will help him. His rump is rotating ’round Antarctica.
The Orange Mailman 21 days ago
You would think Mercury could do a little something about the temperature.
Gina Carson 21 days ago
He could take care of his problem on his own with just one little toot.
dbrucepm 21 days ago
Atlas’s assets are frozen
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 21 days ago
Try shrugging.
ꜝ 21 days ago
ooo…
that’ll chap your cheeks
ksu71 21 days ago
No turtles?
StephenHoyt 21 days ago
Give it another 1000 years with global warming greenhouse gasses you will be baking your brains out.
sandpiper 21 days ago
Antarctica too cold. Equator might be too hot. Central Russia might be just right.
uniquename 21 days ago
This explains why the earth rotates on an angle.
ChessPirate 21 days ago
Globe gives guy glacial glutes…
Autological 21 days ago
Uh… Sorry to rain on the parade, but it was the HEAVENS that Atlas held on his shoulders. (And let me redeem myself by pointing out that the heavens included Uranus.)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 20 days ago
When asked why he was holding that up, Atlas shrugged.
TurbosDad 20 days ago
What an ice-hole…
Saurischia Premium Member 20 days ago
And, that is why humans have no tails.
cracker65 20 days ago
His butt is colder than a well diggers.
KEA 20 days ago
I suppose it would be pedantic to point out that Atlas held up the heavens not the Earth.
norphos 20 days ago
I am a little concerned that the oceans are black and white swirled.