Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 14, 2024

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    Spacehog  4 months ago

    I agree with Hobbes, it is awful!

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    codycab  4 months ago

    You already are an unbearable burden, Calvin.

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    cmxx  4 months ago

    Fortunately, for us on this side of the fourth wall, Calvin’s a hilarious treat.

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    He should try it out on Moe.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Snearly as bad as my teen kid’s was.

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    snsurone76  4 months ago

    I’ve never seen any comic-strip teen who has that kind of expression. Come to think of it, they generally have no expression at all!

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    orinoco womble  4 months ago

    The idea of Calvin as a teenager is horrifying.

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    Macushlalondra  4 months ago

    When I was a kid I was always told my face would freeze that way. Be careful Calvin.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    A head start on being a teenager? He should read Wikipedia from front to back. Then he’ll know everything.

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    Jonfield  4 months ago

    That sneer is nearly as bad as front facing Moe Sislack

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    When Calvin DOES become a teenager, his attitude to girls will be very different. Whether it will be for better or for worse is left to our imaginations.

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    steveh64  4 months ago

    Calvin’s practicing to be a professional critic. He’s always talking about what people are doing wrong.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    This is sneerious business!

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    Calvinist1966  4 months ago

    I have mentioned before that I have recently become a fan of the Canadian animated cartoon Total Dramarama and that the characters of Izzy and Duncan both remind me of Calvin. Izzy seems a lot like a female Calvin would be while Duncan is like Calvin in many ways but is more of a bully than Calvin ever is and is sometimes very mean towards both Cody and Harold.

    I am now aware that the little kids in Total Dramarama are younger versions of teenage characters from an earlier animated called Total Drama Island which has been revived with new teenage cartoon characters since Total Dramarama ended in 2021.

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    cheap_day_return  4 months ago

    OK, now do a Biden sneer.

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    well-i-never  4 months ago

    Perfect! I wonder how many sneers Bill drew before this one.

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    WariokartDoubleDash  4 months ago

    This is like that one book cover.

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Kids suck.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, developing a authentic sneer and a sophisticated look of ennuyé in High School was hard work!

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    SquidGamerGal  4 months ago

    Ooh! Somebody is asking for a spanking!

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    gantech  4 months ago

    He hopes to be???

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    …..and seven is the perfect number!!!!!!

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    Good thinking. Not many think that far ahead. Given those years to practice Cal would be a natural terror in his teens.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    Laughed out loud. Especially that 3rd panel.

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    Danodanocompycompy Premium Member 4 months ago

    I wonder if sneering will advance me 7 years off the streets with Federal Powers Abuses, Blackmail, Entrapment; Oh My…

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Don’t think that Calvin thinks far enough ahead to envision being a teenager.

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    That 2nd panel has me thinking I should change my avatar.

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    klapre  4 months ago

    I’m amazed what Bill does with just a little curvy line.

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    I never developed a sneer, although I could have used one to get out of several social occasions.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    If you want to dry up a conversation, try not wearing deodorant

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    Been there, done that…

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    I tried the Sneer Method to discourage fellow employees from interrupting my work flow at my last job. It failed horribly.

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    DKHenderson  4 months ago

    Actually, he looks as though he as an internal problem somewhere…maybe some Pepto Bismal would help.

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    alkabelis Premium Member 4 months ago

    There is so much truth to this. Teenage angst.

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    maxcat631  4 months ago

    Next he needs to work on his eye roll

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    Looks like he’s trying to hold back a sneeze.

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    Hobbes is usually correct.

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    lnrokr55  4 months ago

    Or maybe it’s just preparation for being in the Tea Party! They’re mad about something, wonder if they ever figured out why ! ;-) Wonderful Wednesday ! What Hump ???

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Naturally, Mom will tell him that it will freeze in the position and Calvin will take that as a hopeful omen.

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    g04922  4 months ago

    Calvin… Billy Idol’s inspiration… LOL

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Just don’t try it on Mom, if you want the rest of your childhood.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Makes a great JD Vance impersonation.

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    PC200X  4 months ago

    No one draws a more accurate childish sneer than Bill Watterson. I bet he practiced in the mirror to portray it juuuuust right.

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