Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 12, 2024

Needless to say, that goes double for yoga pants

But you should also heed when nature calls!

You’re not nature!

It is a shame that the city got rid of trees, because he needs to embrace something.

Alone again, naturally.

Well then, go embrace some Wiley Bears™… they will be happy to return the favor…

Embarrasses nature.

Embrace the cacti, thistles, thorns and alligators in the nude? Fun times, not.

“Embrace Nature” … pretty impossible when one is surrounded by concrete, asphalt, and brick. The only green thing in that picture might be some algae growing in the trickle of water at the curb, unless, of course, it’s just a shadow)—not exactly embraceable in either case.

Nature is pretty violent due to animal feeding behavior and “acts of god”.

Especially MAGAts.

“Embrace Nature” doesn’t mean the same thing as “Go Au Naturale”

Professional huggers are a thing now

Well, his name is Nate Chur.

Get arrested.

We’re all nekkid under our clothes. Nothing there we haven’t all seen before.

Keep calm and carry on.

Actually, very few do.

I wonder why he’s not doing this in February.

Ahh, the glorious Month of June.

The Poison Ivy is as high, as an elephant’s eye.

My wife, who spent 6 years in NYC after getting her law degree, said that things like this were so common on the subway that nobody bothered paying attention.

Everyone goes on about the bacon. You do it in the oven. Problem solved.

See Huxley’s “Wordsworth n the Tropics.”

There used to be a poster of a guy with an open trench coat standing in front of the Mona Lisa with the saying, “Expose Yourself To Art.”

Show yourself to the world.

‘Nature’ is an unusual name for a man.

He the vitamin D Man!

TMI is the nature of modern society.

I am NOT embracing you, Nature Boy!

The embrace isn’t so bad if the sign stays where it is.

No thank you.

I would pay money to watch him run through a field of stinging nettles. How d’ya like that nature?

Oh,Calcutta….

The naked truth

better not to preach at all

You have to admire his commitment. An indefinite period in the state wiggy ward.

Ah it feels so good my skin exposed to the air.

If you cannot stop the madness, embrace it with enthusiasm.