Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 27, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  6 months ago

    What, he can’t pitch a tent? … oh.

    Um. Where’s Crankshaft?

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    J.J. O'Malley  6 months ago

    Okay, so they’re both in their thirties minimum, he lives alone, she lives with her parents and grandfather, they’ve been going out for nearly a decade and been engaged for several years/since last Fall, and this is the first time Min-dull has seen Mopey’s bedroom?

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    eromlig  6 months ago

    He’s about to start learning “Yes, Dear.”

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    Bill Thompson  6 months ago

    “But it must be a bed, Mindy! It’s got a full set of bedbugs!”

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    Blu Bunny  6 months ago

    She not a happy camper!

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    Blu Bunny  6 months ago

    She done with camping and done with him.

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    Bill Thompson  6 months ago

    “We’re done camping!”

    “You mean we can’t pretend to be Ricky and Lucy any more?”

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    B UTTONS  6 months ago

    Mopey Pete picked up a discarded waterbed and patched it with knock-off Flex Tape.

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member 6 months ago

    Throw her out!

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Odo has his bucket.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Ah finally she is grows some brains and is finally done with mopey loser and is dump him.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    How nice to sleeps on floor on steenky ol mattress with all those silverfishies that is come from all those damp steenky fungus filled cardboard boxes.

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    sueb1863  6 months ago

    Did they discuss ANYTHING before deciding to move in together?? Did she seriously not know he didn’t have a bed?

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    Carl  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Debt is no barrier, I shall leave no credit card unmaxed, our future will belong to the banks so that I might have whatever I want NOW!!!

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sorry, Petey. The “playground” is closed.

    Not that you were allowed access anyway.

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 6 months ago

    Where’s the Engagement Tiger?

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    Irish53  6 months ago

    P 3: she should leave out the “camping” part.

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    grozar  6 months ago

    On this date in 1973: John Dean states, “There is cancer growing on this (Flunky Winker-bland) strip, and if it is not removed, the comic itself will be destroyed.”

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    elbow macaroni  6 months ago

    Does she even know this guy?Where’s Crankshaft?

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    anamchara42  6 months ago

    She seems pretty ungrateful that Pete has been eschewing buying furniture so he could buy her a ring and save money for their wedding, and a house. Red flag.

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    tcayer  6 months ago

    So they’ve been dating for some time, they’re engaged, own a business together, and she’s never been to his apartment?

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    tcayer  6 months ago

    I notice Ed suddenly disappeared when they discuss the bed!

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    rockyridge1977  6 months ago

    She is finally “putting her foot down”!!!!

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    Irish53  6 months ago

    They’re such a cute couple!

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    lemonbaskt  6 months ago

    wheres the pizzabox monster ?

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    Still yawn!

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    eced52  6 months ago

    This is life, not playing dude.

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    puddleglum1066  6 months ago

    There are two pillows on the mattress, in a configuration that is not consistent with a single sleeper. So if Min-Dull is surprised there’s no real bed, who’s been using the other pillow? Pizza Box Monster, perhaps? They are partners…

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    WilliamVollmer  6 months ago

    In other words Pete, if you expect to (cntinue) get lucky, it’s time to at least explore the furniture selections at your nearest Goodwill store (or, similar.) The Boss has spoken.

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    Out of the Past  6 months ago

    I knew yesterday wasn’t realistic. This is realistic.

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    csroberto2854  6 months ago

    this week is just too d@mn boring

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    skolinger1  6 months ago

    I’m tired of this now. Where’s Crankshaft?

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    puddleglum1066  6 months ago

    I have one question: Is that an official Harry Dinkle Band Mattress? Is the mattress stuffed with turkey feathers? Enquiring minds want to know!

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