Jay Leno’s first joke was uttered in grammar school. Teacher says: “People were very cruel in the days of Robin Hood. They used to boil people in oil.” Leno raises his hand and says, “But they couldn’t boil Tuck. He was a friar.”
To raise funds, the monastery started selling fish & chips. A wagging customer asked a brother, “Are you the fish friar?” “No, I’m the chip monk.” – Source forgotten. Maybe “The Wizard of Id.”
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 2 months ago
Oh, My, Stars! Guffawing so hard!
ꜝ about 2 months ago
Offenders⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄Assemble!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
He looks like he just made Marian.
enigmamz about 2 months ago
…and METHODISTS!!
That’s Headly!!!
sandpiper about 2 months ago
Grooaannn
The Orange Mailman about 2 months ago
Ernie needs a smaller outhouse than most, so a little John.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
More fun than a barrel of monks!
walstib Premium Member about 2 months ago
Jay Leno’s first joke was uttered in grammar school. Teacher says: “People were very cruel in the days of Robin Hood. They used to boil people in oil.” Leno raises his hand and says, “But they couldn’t boil Tuck. He was a friar.”
ddjg about 2 months ago
Excruciating!
Doug K about 2 months ago
Do you want delivery? Or do you want them to go?
uniquename about 2 months ago
Yes, and maybe a Little John too.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
Don’t forget Sherwood Forrest.
Gordo4ever about 2 months ago
Well turned, Thaves, well turned….
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
“And don’t forget Will Scarlet!”
“Will Scarlet what?”
“What’s on Second, what the Tuck are you talking about?”
InTraining about 2 months ago
Don’t forget the apple….!
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
“ Would you like a forest guide?”
“ Sherwood.”
Robert Wilson Premium Member about 2 months ago
A footpad is a highwayman who doesn’t have a horse. I knew that it was someone larcenous but had to look up the exact definition.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
Oo de lally! What a strip!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yes! Supersized!!
pamela welch Premium Member about 2 months ago
G R O A N — LOLOL
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
Tuck in your friars!
hogcabin77 about 2 months ago
Sweet potato friars please?
norphos about 2 months ago
Good pun!
j.l.farmer about 2 months ago
I had to look up what a cutpurse was…a pickpocket or a thief!! Interesting. I learn something new every day from the comics!!!
gcarlson about 2 months ago
To raise funds, the monastery started selling fish & chips. A wagging customer asked a brother, “Are you the fish friar?” “No, I’m the chip monk.” – Source forgotten. Maybe “The Wizard of Id.”
Saddenedby Premium Member about 2 months ago
and that’s how Robin kept his men merry!!
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Ah…what the Tuck