Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 11, 2024

Is her restraining order named Travis?

Taylor’s list of restraining orders has been growing lately.

Now look here, buddy, but Taylor is a nice girl and you should leave her alone. So, there.

I don’t need a bucket list. If I die when all of my chores are finished, I’m gonna live forever.

I hope you weren’t in Vienna recently…

“…Or that big guy in the football jersey who delivered it.”

Taylor who???

And her boyfriend is officially 6-5, 250. His job requires hitting other guys that big and bigger twenty times a year.

Like so many others in the entertainment field, she’ll ride the wave for a time, maybe longer than some others in the past, then fade into the ‘golden oldies’ playback lists. In a few years, there’ll be occasional mentions in the press of the once famous diva, and brief revivals of her music, but someone else will be the star of the new generation. In short, history will repeat itself – again.

Taylor is a beautiful woman, and any time she wants to strut her stuff in some fancy French skivvies she’s more than welcome to. Restraining order be dam ned.

With Bob’s attitudes toward women, the top of his bucket list should be kicking field goals for the Kansas City Chiefs.

My wife told me that I can’t have a bucket list until I finish my todo list. Guess what I’ll never have.

K.I.S.S. … Keep it Simply Swift … Keep It Swift and Simple

Taylor and I dated for awhile…where did you think she got

the materiel for her break-up songs?

Along with the restraining order Bob got on the terrorist watch list.

Is anybody else getting emails asking Taylor Swift to “annoint” a presidential candidate? Truly bizarre. . .

Bad timing with the planned terrorist attack on the swift concert that got stopped.

When you realize you’ll never have the money to do the things on the bucket list, you call it the F it list

Twig and berries? must be a gin joint.

The Twig & Berries…Lol!

Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp/ Or what’s a heaven for?

If he wants a long life, maybe he should cut down on the booze

Tom Swift’s younger sister.

My theory is Mother Nature is always more interested in future generations. The present one matters only for surviving long enough to produce the next. So, when times are plush and living is easy, that good life toxically kills off adults post reproductive age, making way for their progeny. When time are hard, however, Momma Nature lets us live longer, giving us more time to reproduce.

Too much of a good thing is not so much a good thing.

It’s the term to quickly heat up a slice of Taylor Ham.Personally I like it thin and cooked until crispy

I should live so long. :)

You better hope she doesn’t send Kelce after you.

I’ve learned recently this is called the “arrival fallacy”, where you strive to reach some goal that you think will make you happy and yet reaching it makes you miserable.

Is Bob’s mustache new ? I don’t remember his having one before.

“Twig & Berries”!?! LOL

I wonder what Bob sees in her. I see a pop singer who might actually be able to sing if she tried a different genre but doesn’t do much for me in the genre her fans love.

What did you do, Bob?

I remember the old folks saying rock and roll was bad because you couldn’t tell who was dancing with who, and you couldn’t make out the lyrics to the songs. Then Elvis was just a fad, good looking guy with dirty hip movements, and those mop-heads from England who wore their hair like girls would never measure up to Crosby or Sinatra or Bennett or Perry Como. Four Seasons, Beach Boys, Chicago, Carol King, Neil Diamond, The Eagles. Today Taylor Swift. One told me that all the rock music was just bits and pieces of classical music made faster. Each generation think the next music was ‘the day the music died’ . It seems to me that old folks should not be consulted for an opinion on popular music.

He’s an improvement over Travis Kelce.

Watch out for those Swiftys , those 13 year old breakup song fans can be brutal ! ;-)

you too?

So, I’m assuming, here, that if you have attained all your goals, and your life isn’t worth living any more, that there’s nothing left but suicide? Perhaps I shouldn’t assume, because in my experience, the older you get, the more you want to hold onto life, not give it away. That said, I’d be interested to know what the mention of Taylor Swift on Bob’s ‘to do’ list entails …

Just as an aside – is that restraining order just for Our Bob, or is for everyone?

Try Kim Novak, she’s alive and single