Every skydiver relies on that parachute app. It’s so much more convenient than one of those huge nylon things that have to be carefully folded after each use.
A proper catapult would have horizontal crossbar (positioned right about where you see the “T” in “parachute”) that would snap the lever arm to a halt and result in the contents of the bucket being hurled forward. As it is, without that crossbar, this guy is destined to be splatted into the dirt about 5 feet in front of the undercarriage.
Yakety Sax 5 months ago
Make sure the catapult isn’t from ACME!
Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago
Looks more like a splatapult to me.
ʲᔆ 5 months ago
“in case of a ‘water landing’, your seat may be used as a floatation device⠄⠄⠄ "
Nuke Road Warrior 5 months ago
Thank you for flying Air Roma.
sandpiper 5 months ago
Definition of feudal futility.
Doug K 5 months ago
Yeah. Uh … … They do know I’m coming, right?
comixbomix 5 months ago
I thought it said, “luggage app”.
uniquename 5 months ago
When the Trojan Horse doesn’t work.
uncle snipe 5 months ago
I suspect there’s a proper french taunting in their future.
whelan_jj 5 months ago
Every skydiver relies on that parachute app. It’s so much more convenient than one of those huge nylon things that have to be carefully folded after each use.
whelan_jj 5 months ago
Where’s F&E???
InTraining Premium Member 5 months ago
Evel Knievel’s great-great-grandfather…?
poppacapsmokeblower 5 months ago
Instead of an inflight movie, study your language manual.
paulprobujr 5 months ago
He forgot it was his job to design and build a parachute.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 5 months ago
Did you remember to put your ID and next-of-kin numbers in the splatter proof baggies and hang them around your neck?
cuzinron47 5 months ago
He’s was planning on getting his language app from Babel.
Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago
A proper catapult would have horizontal crossbar (positioned right about where you see the “T” in “parachute”) that would snap the lever arm to a halt and result in the contents of the bucket being hurled forward. As it is, without that crossbar, this guy is destined to be splatted into the dirt about 5 feet in front of the undercarriage.
Strawberry King 5 months ago
Is it a working parachute?