Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 18, 2024

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    C  4 months ago

    That hamster in her head can’t even relax for ten seconds

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    flagmichael  4 months ago

    By my count, it has been ten days since even an oblique reference to moving, and that one was oblique indeed. The last direct reference to selling the house was on July 26. Definitely a back-burner thing (at most) at this point.

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    Da'Dad  4 months ago

    Life is a juggling act between wants and needs.

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    reverendike  4 months ago

    Everything has a price.

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    Egrayjames  4 months ago

    She didn’t recognize foreplay? She’s usually on the ball.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    Hug break is over, Arlo. Back to your Honey Do List.

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    mywifeslover  4 months ago

    Hugs are not for bartering

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  4 months ago

    My wife is completely opposite in this matter. Hugs do not allow chores, there is about a 10 second delay after contact is broken.

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    I don’t know how long Arlo has worn that sweater, but obviously burying the nose close to his armpit triggered that. Time to change and maybe taking a shower.

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    mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago

    C’mon, Janis, that is low.

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    bikamper  4 months ago

    That sounds about right.

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    Bruce1253  4 months ago

    When the garbage can is empty, pour some bleach down the sides and on the bottom. That will kill all the bugs that are causing the can to stink. No scouring required.

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    To be fair, she didn’t mean to make him pay for it when she started.

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    BJDucer  4 months ago

    Yah, I’d be upset if I gave a lady a hug and found out during the hug she was thinking of the inside of a garbage can. That might be the last hug I requested for quite some time. If she eventually asked why I hadn’t asked her for a hug in a while, I’d come right out and tell her I didn’t want her mind in the garbage!

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Does his shirt smell that bad? Ahh, reminders.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Arlo has lost his charm…….

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    The thrill is gone……..

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    Cozmik Cowboy  4 months ago

    Arlo, if she’s referring to the bin that rolls out to the curb, around here, there’s a company that will come around and clean & sanitize them at the end of the driveway; 1 recycling bin, one garbage bin looking and (more importantly) smelling like new for $35. And their truck has a tank they work over, so they haul the nasty away. Look into it; beats the living heck out of doing it yourself!

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    MRBLUESKY529  4 months ago

    Always use trash bags/liners. No stinky build-up in the bins.

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    trainnut1956  4 months ago

    Janis… you appear to have two good arms and legs… put down the wine and do it yourself.

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    Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Score one for Arlo. Take a pill, J.

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    billwog  4 months ago

    I guess hugs have prices.

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    A raccoon has recently decided to take up residence in mine, whenever it has been empty scaring the bejebers out of the neighbor who takes care of it for me.Don’t know how it opens the lid, and closes it behind him….or why.

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    wjbryan55  4 months ago

    Sounded like, Give me a job, apparently.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just like a kid’ reflex reaction as soon as they see their mother walk in the door is, “I’m hungry”, Janis’ reflex reaction as soon as she sees Arlo is “the garage needs cleaning”, or something.

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    Sambora1  4 months ago

    I wish I had someone to give me a good hug like that, I haven’t had one in a very long time and I could really use one lately. I don’t miss my ex jerks hugs but I have really needed a Mommy hug but she is 4200 miles away.

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    redbaron  4 months ago

    I don’t get it. “GIVE me a hug”????

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Next time Arlo, use some deodorant.

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  4 months ago

    Does anyone else’s spouse start off in a sentence “Before I forget….” then proceed with a chore. My wife NEVER forgets but uses this phrase a lot.

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    mafastore  4 months ago

    We only use a pail to put the garbage out if the outdoor can (for projects outside the house) fills. On Sunday night I take the 13 gallon bag in the kitchen pail, add any other household garbage to it and we put it out at the curb for our weekly garbage pickup . We can also put garbage out for Thursday pickup – but EXTREMELY RARELY do we do so as the one bag is generally enough. The outdoor bag is put out about once every couple of months when it gets full.

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