B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 30, 2024

And bungee bouncing.

Where’s Flubber when you REALLY need some?

Never worked for Wile E. Coyote either.

I still want to see a combination of figure skating and clay pigeons.

Wait till you get to the synchronized drowning……

Owww! Me neck!

As he has it right now, he’ll fall one peg and stop. Maybe if he cuts the rope…

climbing with pitons? AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!

My neck hurts.

What goes up, must come down.

And up, and down, and up, and down…..

I think he’s come to the end of his rope.

Could be worse – climbing and javelin.

……gonna take a lot of practice!!!!!!

Which is why I don’t watch the every 4 year contest of “Amateurs.” Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, you know what I mean?

I mean this year they added “breaking” as a sport. What next, Pickle ball, Tag or Wiffle Ball? For the uninitiated, there are professional Pickle Ball leagues, Tag leagues and Wiffle Ball leagues.

eh my neck

I think they should add marbles, tiddly winks and hopscotch.

“It’s like that event where you run a hundred yard dash and then…fish.” – Norm MacDonald

I hear that the next Olympics will have a bubble gum chewing contest. Might as well….they have everything else.

Mason and Mastroianni need to stop hanging around Tom “Batty Whack” Batiuk…

Appears he is in perfect position to experience “the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.”

Medic!

They roped him in.

Watching the olympics reminded me too much of sports day at school. The best day of the whole year in which I was permitted to shine! Team work and all.

Looks hazardous!

I think the surfing is a good idea

He may need a bigger trampoline.

The 100meter faceplate comp.!

Bungee trampolining. The next sports fad.

There are some different events this year

Well, they combined ski jumping and cross-country skiing, so why not this?

Weightliftingand synchronised smiling, err, swimming?Floor gymnastics and target shooting?Polevaulting and javelin?