For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 20, 2024

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    Asharah  2 months ago

    Stoffer’s Frozen Lasagna anyone?

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    Baarorso  2 months ago

    Delivery anyone? Since you’re both shot, why not have someone else do the cooking for you for once?

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    snsurone76  2 months ago

    Hey—at least she can take a hint!

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    howtheduck  2 months ago

    I like the way Elly tries to one-up John on who had the worst day and fails hard. It sounds like Elly normally gets off work early enough to go grocery shopping and then pick up April at the Pre-K at what? About 3 pm? Most bookstores do not open until 10 am, so what does Elly work? 10 am – 2 pm. On this particular day, Elly had to work right up until the time she picks up April, so what is that — a 5-hour workday instead of a 4-hour workday? I declare John with winner with his 3 emergencies, destroyed computers and smoke alarms. Maybe “winner” is not the right term there.

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    The Duke  2 months ago

    Call for a pizza.

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    LeslieBark  2 months ago

    When I was around 16 I volunteered to cook dinner every weeknight for my family (me, parents, and brother), in exchange for horseback riding lessons. I enjoyed cooking (still do at age 80) and was good at it (still am), and loved horses (still do). My parents both worked, often late, and loved coming home to a hot meal. It was win-win all the way around!

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    French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago

    A high school freshman volunteering to make dinner because their parents had a rough day… Wow. This comic was definitely drawn before Gen-Z.

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    jmworacle  2 months ago

    You may not like the results.

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    DorothyGlenn Premium Member 2 months ago

    At least the pre dining whine was taken care of

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    arolarson Premium Member 2 months ago

    When I was that age, starting dinner on week nights was part of my regular share of the chores. Mom would plan out the week and I’d help shop too. It worked out well. I would do prep around starting homework. Any dishes to be baked would be ready to go into the oven when Mom got home. Younger sibs would help after with cleanup. Nowadays Hubs likes to cook so he does that part and I am the cleanup crew. Works out great.

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    Foob  2 months ago

    How hard is it to boil a package of hotdogs and chop up an onion?

    BOOM, meat and veg.

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    Lyrak  2 months ago

    @gammaguy—-Actually, it’s Stouffer’s. Here’s an idea of their products: ht tps: // www. goodnes. com/ stouffers/

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    French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago

    I guess they’ve never heard of pizza delivery?

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    chris.mahan  2 months ago

    How did the “bagged out” comment go completely unremarked by this group?

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    baskate_2000  2 months ago

    Be careful of what you wish for — you might get it!

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    Jelliqal  2 months ago

    Signs of growing up. Jumping in and helping out when needed – not needing to be asked. Good Job.

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    ctolson  2 months ago

    The only energy Liz used was ogling all the upperclass boys and chewing out Anthony.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  2 months ago

    Hello delivery…

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    freewaydog  2 months ago

    Glad I’m not the only one who says “supper” as opposed to “dinner”.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup.

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    EXCALABUR  2 months ago

    Waa, Waa, Waa. Cry me a river. Life goes on you two.

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    Throw some hamburger in the pan, chop it up, add BBQ sauce and viola, Sloppy Joes

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    rshive  2 months ago

    Volunteering motivated by countless subtle hints.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    “Well if you two are going to stand there an whine about your days so loudly that I can’t read my magazine, I”LL make supper so I can get a little peace and quiet."

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    sheashea  2 months ago

    Wow, I did not see that coming.

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    waynemadison  2 months ago

    Funny how none of the 3 kids have inherited either of their parents’ big noses…yet…

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    BJDucer  2 months ago

    John seems remarkably calm after having his entire way of making a living go Kablooey on him. Unless he had every single, solitary, computer thing backed up or in the cloud, he has lost a wealth of information today. If John’s practice is in a stand-alone building, when the smoke alarm went off, did any of the fire depressant discharge? That can be a real mess to clean up. An electrical fire is nothing to mess with. He’ll need an electrician to come in to not only correct the issue, but it would be a good idea to inspect all the wiring to ensure this doesn’t happen again. Then he’ll need to clean up and sanitize the place before opening. All of this doesn’t get done in a day, and he’ll be without income until he re-opens. Elly doesn’t seem to give one stitch about John’s problem though, as she is in a hurry to share hers.

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    chuck  2 months ago

    Whatever she makes, eat it with a smile and thank her for it.

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    John Jorgensen  2 months ago

    Liz had a busy day too. She had to ogle the upperclassmen and then abuse Anthony.

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    Medtech4  2 months ago

    On a day like that, just about anything’ll do.

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    PoodleGroomer  2 months ago

    Standoff cooking. The first one that blinks or has a stomach growl cooks dinner.

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    CoreyTaylor1  2 months ago

    Prepare for another electrical problem!

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    cmxx  2 months ago

    To All Who Corrected gammaguy’s spelling: He was quoting a previous poster’s misspelling.

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Shamed into helping out.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    Must be a Jefferson Airplane song,” This generation got no dissertation to hold”. ;-)

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    mrsdonaldson  2 months ago

    As long as it’s not eggplant or calamari, I’m just happy not to have to make it.

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    I’m thinking kraft mac and cheese and weenies.

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    tinstar  2 months ago

    I have to say, I detest the “My day was agonizing,” games. If they wanted her to make dinner, asking, would at least show a little respect.

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    g04922  2 months ago

    “hey Mom! What’s in the freezer?”

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    If you don’t like it, choke it down.

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    frankito  about 2 months ago

    Do your kids a favor. Teach them to cook.

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