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With kids, you have to check the yard very carefully for toys, rocks, etc. before mowing. Now I only have to make a quick check in the back yard for anything that got thrown over the fence from the neighborâs kids.
Looks like Dad didnât see the âvictimâ.. hit and run!!. Barbie didnât last long in my ring of friends when I was a kid, either, but we were more direct about it. First, she lost her hair. Then, after several attempts to jamb her onto a Breyer mold horse and giving new meaning to the phrase âhip dysplasiaâ, she eventually just lost her head altogether. By that time, we had all moved on to wheeled and/or mechanical things anyway.
When I went to the emergency room recently one of the nice doctors pointed out he was now guilty of billions of murders, for using antibiotics to kill so many âgermsâ.
For ages I have tried (in working in my shop, for example) to live by the slogan âIf you could not fix it, donât break it.â I carry that far enough that I try to avoid stepping on ants, for example. But a friend carried that a step further, asking whether I would have to be able to repair an antâs leg if I broke it, and also asking where I studied orthopedic surgery for insects.
In the criminal justice system, sibling rivalry is a common source of backyard crimes. Investigations are carried out by two separate yet equally important factors of the family: the caregivers who know their way around their house and their kids, and the disciplinarians who dole out punishments. These are their stories.
[Sound of a gavel echoing through a grand courtroom]
Brother and I used to walk the railroad tracks by grandmaâs house. One of the railroad spikes we found got left in the yard. Fortunately, (?) it was an older heavy-duty Briggs & Stratton, so it only left a big dent in the mower deck and bent the shaft. Dad always complained it never ran right after that.
Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago
Sheâs a mulch-loved toy.
ʲá 5 months ago
backyard Barbie chewed
LookingGlass Premium Member 5 months ago
Lt. Columbo will be âŚ. shortly on the âjob!!!â
;-)
Yakety Sax 5 months ago
If it is dropped outside then it is fair game.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen 5 months ago
Livinâ in a Barbie world has dangers not always noted.
sirbadger 5 months ago
If Zoe had let Hammie catapult Barbie, Barbie would still be alive today.
danketaz Premium Member 5 months ago
Who killed the lawn mower? Was it âŚKen?
vacman 5 months ago
Cover the kidsâ eyes, she shouldnât be exposed to such carnage at such a tender age.
iggyman 5 months ago
Best to check out the yard before mowing!
Superhawk 5 months ago
This is exactly how a scary movie begins. At first, it seems like an âaccidentâ.
Dkram 5 months ago
QUICK! Somebody, call the local CSI!
\\//_
Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago
What if your name is actually "Barbie"ÂŽ? Can you introduce yourself without a registered trademark?
SquidGamerGal 5 months ago
Hammie⌠Care to explain?
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 5 months ago
I see CourtTV cameras, microphones, and real pretty reporters on the horizon.
GerryRoss 5 months ago
And just like that, Lennie Briscoe and Mike Logan show up at the MacPhersonâs!
ctolson 5 months ago
With kids, you have to check the yard very carefully for toys, rocks, etc. before mowing. Now I only have to make a quick check in the back yard for anything that got thrown over the fence from the neighborâs kids.
cracker65 5 months ago
Bad move Darryl. Youâre supposed to put it in the garbage.
Norris66 5 months ago
Donât worry Hammie will get his hat and magnifying glass. Heâll track the whole thing down.
thatbackgroundcharacter 5 months ago
My older brother managed to separate the head from the body of every Barbie I owned at one point or another.
ʲá 5 months ago
gocomics.Com/babyblues/2021/08/06
Jane Foster and Stormbreaker
Strawberry King 5 months ago
CSI: Backyards
Cozmik Cowboy 5 months ago
Daryl, Daryl, Daryl â you gots kids, man â you always walk the lawn before you mow!
pheets 5 months ago
Looks like Dad didnât see the âvictimâ.. hit and run!!. Barbie didnât last long in my ring of friends when I was a kid, either, but we were more direct about it. First, she lost her hair. Then, after several attempts to jamb her onto a Breyer mold horse and giving new meaning to the phrase âhip dysplasiaâ, she eventually just lost her head altogether. By that time, we had all moved on to wheeled and/or mechanical things anyway.
The Quiet One 5 months ago
Maybe you should have picked up everything before you started mowing. Just sayin.
J-Yoshi64 5 months ago
Maybe now Zoe will learn not to leave her toys in the yard.
kathleenhicks62 5 months ago
Grass must have been VERY tall!
daleandkristen 5 months ago
Wrenâs eyes â 3rd panel. Lol.
BW42 5 months ago
When I went to the emergency room recently one of the nice doctors pointed out he was now guilty of billions of murders, for using antibiotics to kill so many âgermsâ.
For ages I have tried (in working in my shop, for example) to live by the slogan âIf you could not fix it, donât break it.â I carry that far enough that I try to avoid stepping on ants, for example. But a friend carried that a step further, asking whether I would have to be able to repair an antâs leg if I broke it, and also asking where I studied orthopedic surgery for insects.
K.S. Kiri 5 months ago
WRENS FAAAACE
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 5 months ago
In the criminal justice system, sibling rivalry is a common source of backyard crimes. Investigations are carried out by two separate yet equally important factors of the family: the caregivers who know their way around their house and their kids, and the disciplinarians who dole out punishments. These are their stories.
[Sound of a gavel echoing through a grand courtroom]
[ Law & Order theme plays]
Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago
Well thatâs what happens when you donât take care of your things.
Willameano Premium Member 5 months ago
Brother and I used to walk the railroad tracks by grandmaâs house. One of the railroad spikes we found got left in the yard. Fortunately, (?) it was an older heavy-duty Briggs & Stratton, so it only left a big dent in the mower deck and bent the shaft. Dad always complained it never ran right after that.