“The Dominion documents have revealed that Fox views its audience as uninformed simpletons who are so wrapped up in their own hatred of fellow Americans that they cannot bear to hear about inconvenient facts. Suzanne Scott, Fox CEO pretty much states this repeatedly.” – Matthew Sheffield, former Repuglican operative.
Ahhh – so that is why they believe the “deep state” is based out of a pizza shop in Washington instead of the Kremlin.
Occam’s razor: the simplest explanation that adequately describes a phenomenon is most likely to be true.
Murphy’s blunt instrument: the most convoluted explanation that relies on the longest sequence of unlikely events and involves the most conspirators is most likely to be believed.
rmremail 14 days ago
If you ask me, he’s cracked.
sirbadger 14 days ago
I don’t get the yolk.
wallylm 14 days ago
It’ll soon be autumn. The time is almost right for him to have a great fall!
Imagine 14 days ago
He’s not what he’s cracked up to be.
The dude from FL Premium Member 14 days ago
He needs a drink, I’ll buy
Superfrog 14 days ago
He’s had an eggistential crisis.
Bilan 14 days ago
If you combine that deep state with the book burners, you will at least get fried eggs.
PraiseofFolly 14 days ago
There’s a current mistrust of Eggheads. How shell we batter that attitude?
OldsVistaCruiser 14 days ago
I’ve been joking for years that Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
(There is nothing in the original story that said that he was an egg)
sandpiper 14 days ago
Why not? Next few weeks are gonna be weird enough anyway.
Ermine Notyours 14 days ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses and all the kings men,
Had a great omelette breakfast.
Count Olaf Premium Member 14 days ago
And pushing Liberal pseudo intellectuals into the comments section of Go Comics and Starbucks everywhere esp now that Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back.
Hollymartins2 13 days ago
“The Dominion documents have revealed that Fox views its audience as uninformed simpletons who are so wrapped up in their own hatred of fellow Americans that they cannot bear to hear about inconvenient facts. Suzanne Scott, Fox CEO pretty much states this repeatedly.” – Matthew Sheffield, former Repuglican operative.
Ahhh – so that is why they believe the “deep state” is based out of a pizza shop in Washington instead of the Kremlin.
scote1379 Premium Member 13 days ago
Whiskey and a Bottle of Superglue please !
Just_Karl 13 days ago
He’s there to get pickled.
steveconkey2003 13 days ago
He looks eggsuasted……
phileaux 13 days ago
Nowhere in the rhyme is egg mentioned.
Kaputnik 13 days ago
Personally I suspect the deep stable. Those king’s horses are a devious bunch.
Godfreydaniel 13 days ago
If an egg was good enough for Alice, it’s good enough for me! (Of course she WAS through the looking glass at the time….)
franki_g 13 days ago
Don’t believe him, it’s a a shell game.
FassEddie 13 days ago
It’s always someone else’s fault. Same story on Fux Nooz every night.
dflak 13 days ago
Occam’s razor: the simplest explanation that adequately describes a phenomenon is most likely to be true.
Murphy’s blunt instrument: the most convoluted explanation that relies on the longest sequence of unlikely events and involves the most conspirators is most likely to be believed.
Now you know why cults and conspiracies exist.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 13 days ago
And all the King’s Horses and all the King’s Men
Didn’t know beans about jigsaw puzzles
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 13 days ago
in a 1933 movie, Humpty Dumpty was played by WC Fields
Jingles 13 days ago
Humpty was originally a giant seige cannon. when did it become an egg?
mistercatworks 13 days ago
It was so much easier when he was just cancelled.
TurbosDad 13 days ago
He’s a good egg; slightly cracked but a good egg…
lnrokr55 13 days ago
This guy cracks me up! ;-)
mindjob 13 days ago
With the eggheads pushed off the wall, this explains why government is run by a bunch of dummies
eddi-TBH 13 days ago
Just a shell of his former self. (how many already said it?)
keenanthelibrarian 13 days ago
Where are all the King’s horses and men when you need them??