Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 10, 2024

Danae inserted a cherry bomb up the the nether regions of a trout that could turn invisible and had an impenetrable skin?

If it was a rainbow trout, it would of at least have been a sight to see.

She went Danaemite fishing?

Lucy isn’t grounded though, as yesterday’s strip might lead one to believe. She’s just been assigned with the task of making sure Danae stays under control.

Oh those poor fish.

Which is more interesting? A cherry bomb in a fish tank or a school restroom toilet?

It’s like shootin’ fish in a barrel.

Which bit happened first?

Then there is the old joke that ends with the game warden holding the burning stick of dynamite tossed to him and hearing the fisherman say to him, “Now are you gonna ticket me or are you gonna fish?”

The first to forget is the person who broke the rules.

Danae , That sound you hear is a Mob of Fly Fishermen wanting to have a Word with ya !

Trout farm? Aren’t they pretty big?

It’s the closest she could get to atomic bomb fission.

Considering the mischief the kids in the real world are up to, Danae seems mild and pleasant in her demeanor.

Never heard of bang bang shrimp?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!

Was that anything like the “noodle incident”?

Danae continues to not accept responsibility for her actions. When will she come to?

I have two sons. The eldest is, “I wonder what would happen if I did this?” The younger one is “I’ll do this and see what happens.” The younger one is now a civil engineer. So far, everything he’s built is still standing.

I always wonder what Cap’n Eddie was like when HE was a kid…..

I’m sure the trout had it coming to them.

Are we sure she’s not related to Wednesday Addams?

Where did she get the cherry bombs? I want them! But they have been illegal in every state in the U.S. for decades. Oh, my lost youth!

She has the makings of a Trump running mate.

You can kill (too many) trout with one cherry bomb. Explosions in water are not funny.

I haven’t seen a true Cherry Bomb in at least 35 years. Anybody have a source? And I live in Texas, where the general rule is that fireworks are legal. I think it must be a Federal law.

Cherry bomb and high school toilet are much, much more common

I did that in the Stanislaw River once, people were expressing disgust with me while scooping up the fish.

I doubt the cherry bomb was a “whatever” type of thing to the trout.

Self created reality, a modern theme !

Depth charges.