Herman by Jim Unger for September 14, 2024

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    C  about 2 months ago

    That third option sounds solid

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    I would throw the cat out the window first and then you’re next.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 2 months ago

    “We have a cat?”

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    jpsomebody  about 2 months ago

    I would go outside first, so I could locate a safe location to bring y’all to.

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    seanfear  about 2 months ago

    the bed

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    suv2000  about 2 months ago

    The answer you always give to a question like that is one word YES

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    yoey1957  about 2 months ago

    I know of numerous childless, retired empty nester couples who would both bolt for the cat/dog and make sure they got out, too!

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    Kaputnik  about 2 months ago

    I’d definitely save the cat, but what do you mean “first”?

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    I hate those kinds of questions just when I’m trying to go to sleep. There’s no correct way to answer them.

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    constantine48  about 2 months ago

    The cat obviously, he can’t turn the doorknobs.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 months ago

    That’s how Professor Schroedinger thought up his famous Paradox.

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    Superhawk  about 2 months ago

    Whoa! Who are you, and what have you done with my cat??

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    Pluggergirl  about 2 months ago

    I once told my bf (now deceased) to grab the cat if that happened. My cat became his cat. Sasha didn’t like anybody but she loved George from day one.

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    Gandalf  about 2 months ago

    The cat… Next…

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    My First Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Don’t answer. It’s a trick question.

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    smoore47  about 2 months ago

    “Don’t worry. The life insurance policy has lapsed.”

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Hobson’s choice but then that’s the name of the cat.

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    monya_43  about 2 months ago

    He is in trouble no matter what he says.

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    Captain Bars  about 2 months ago

    Cold-hard logic dictates that if he could only save one or the other, he should save the wife because the cat doesn’t cook, do laundry, or help out in other way around the house. Further, acquiring another cat to replace the one that died wouldn’t be as much of a challenge as finding another wife.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 74eb69]  about 2 months ago

    If I save the cat first I might have enough energy left to come get you but if I save you first…

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    walstib Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Cue Steve Goodman:

    ♪♫ "My baby came to me this morning and said I’m kinda confused

    She said "If me and B.B. king was both drownin’,

    Which one would you choose?"

    And I said "Oh Baby, Oh Baby, Oh Baby,

    I ain’t never heard you play no blues" " ♫♪

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Starting 10 minutes ago, it’s the cat, the old bag can burn.

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    SamT53  about 2 months ago

    Why you, of course, dear! Now if we had a dog……..

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    Frank Salem Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I would save the cat even if I didn’t have one.

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    DawnQuinn1  about 2 months ago

    With a wife like her, he’d save the cat.

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    gozirra2 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The cat is already outside having started the fire. First thing to save is the television or contents of fridge.

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    Webby_dog  about 2 months ago

    Tricky question. No matter what answer you give….your on the couch

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    wirepunchr  about 2 months ago

    “Give me a few.”

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Picky, picky, picky.

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    johnsonfnb Premium Member about 2 months ago

    tomato/ tomoto

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Or yourself??

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    raybarb44  about 2 months ago

    If the house is on fire, every man for himself……

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    uncle snipe  about 2 months ago

    That has to be a rhetorical question. If the cat doesn’t save itself first? The cat, of course.

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    Calvins Brother  about 2 months ago

    My fishing equipment.

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    Quentin1992  about 2 months ago

    In my house it would be his golf clubs. :-))

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    hooglah  about 2 months ago

    ….the TV.

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    harvey812abc  about 2 months ago

    The house.

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    wildlandwaters  about 2 months ago

    what makes this worse, is that its 2 AM!

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    My second wife knew better than to even ask.

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    happyinvenice23  about 2 months ago

    Looking at her, that’s a tough question, Ha!

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    happyinvenice23  about 2 months ago

    Looking at her, I’d save the cat then use her to put out the fire!

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The cat for sure, my roommate should be able to find the door all by himself.

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    Blaven  about 2 months ago

    George Costanza would save himself.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    Whichever one nags him the least

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    Dave427  about 2 months ago

    No brainer here…the cat, of course.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Me, and by ‘me’ I don’t mean you.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 2 months ago

    Goes without saying- -the cat. Here it’s the dog.

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    jpozenel  about 2 months ago

    The answer is simple, if you want to go to sleep.

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    Mentor397  about 2 months ago

    Pretend you’re asleep. Better yet, run away. There’s no way to win this argument. RUUUUNN! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

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    Ukko wilko  about 2 months ago

    The dog.

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    Mediatech  about 2 months ago

    Before or after the golf clubs?

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    EXCALABUR  about 2 months ago

    Tell her to get out, then find the cat and save it.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Me own self. Ya got yerself in, ya can get yerself out…”

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