Black holes actually were considered to not be possible, outside the laws of physics, until the 1950s, and not accepted as actually existing until 1969.
A Black Hole walks Into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks “Would you like food with that?”. The Black Hole says, “No thanks, I’m a light eater”.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Bigoted "mass"holes.
tudza Premium Member 3 months ago
Void prohibited by law.
Void where prohibited, but only if you really can’t hold it anymore.
blunebottle 3 months ago
You really want to avoid dealing with a black hole.
ChukLitl Premium Member 3 months ago
Just this singularity.
cdward 3 months ago
“Out? But where should I go?”
“Where the sun don’t shine.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
Black holes actually were considered to not be possible, outside the laws of physics, until the 1950s, and not accepted as actually existing until 1969.
A# 466 3 months ago
Star Trek reference. DS9 maybe?
chaosed2 3 months ago
That law really sucks.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago
Must be a white dwarf star only bar
Zen-of-Zinfandel 3 months ago
This is no laughing dark matter.
dflak 3 months ago
Simply too dense to get it.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago
He always sucks up all the beer
Bex Premium Member 3 months ago
Makes about as much sense as the “Stop Woke Act” in Florida.
RobinHood 3 months ago
Go or we’ll string you up.
kendavis09 3 months ago
You can’t kick him out, he’s got gravitational pull.
Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago
Where’s the intergalactic Rights Group when you need them?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He just doesn’t matter.
Joe Bo Premium Member 3 months ago
A Black Hole walks Into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks “Would you like food with that?”. The Black Hole says, “No thanks, I’m a light eater”.
willie_mctell 3 months ago
Given the naked singularity at the core of a black hole it’s a clear violation of “No shoes, no shirt, no service.”
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
They’re not good romantic partners either. All they do take.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
He was a naked singularity. What else could you do?
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 3 months ago
OK, I’ve always wanted to know what that ment.
noktar Premium Member 2 months ago
What about white holes?
gammaguy 2 months ago
What’s that about a “prohibited bylaw”?
gammaguy 2 months ago
A black hole is not void; it’s an extremely weighty matter.