Notice how “enthusiastic” Mom is about kissing Hobbes good night. And, is there a chance the Raid might kill Dad?? I hope the family’s life insurance is up-to-date.
I can empathize with Calvin here. This was something my folks used to say to me when I was a very young kid, and I thought nothing of it. However, years later when I had kid I began saying this to my daughter; she began crying after a couple of days because she thought she was responsible for keeping the bed bugs from biting her….and she didn’t know why there were bugs in her bed at night to begin with. Wow, was that unforeseen! Gotta admit, that was quite a guilt trip I took. Fortunately she was finally convinced this was just a saying, but the subject has never been broached again…and she’s 37 now!
Love this one. I still think two of the best ‘bed monster’ ones are when they ambush dad thinking he’s the monster, and when the monster offers Hobbes some fresh salmon.
codycab about 1 month ago
Looks like there will be kafka dreams after all.
Spacehog about 1 month ago
I guess they are back to the old comics
einarbt about 1 month ago
So which panels were a dream?
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Notice how “enthusiastic” Mom is about kissing Hobbes good night. And, is there a chance the Raid might kill Dad?? I hope the family’s life insurance is up-to-date.
Bilan about 1 month ago
The Calvin Metamorphosis
User18942 about 1 month ago
I like tiger
STEPUP about 1 month ago
Short of burning down the house he won’t be reprimanded, as usual.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 1 month ago
Bed bugs build character.
Izzy Moreno about 1 month ago
Raid, product placement.
Old Billy did sell out, after all.
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
It’s really Mum’s fault for putting a Kafkaesque idea in to Calvin’s head. Clearly he knew about Kafka and The Metamorphosis.
ThatOneKid about 1 month ago
It’s going to be a long night, people….
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Have to give Mom some of the blame here.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
To my knowledge, this is the only time in the strip that Calvin was actually threatened with an asz-smacking!! (Of O so many he RICHLY deserved!!)
uniquename about 1 month ago
Figures that Calvin would know who Kafka is, but not know what a bedbug is.
g04922 about 1 month ago
LOL… Calvin has an AMAZING imagination.
SquidGamerGal about 1 month ago
Somebody is sleeping in the garage tonight!
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Panic!!!!!Mountain out of a molehill???
BJDucer about 1 month ago
I can empathize with Calvin here. This was something my folks used to say to me when I was a very young kid, and I thought nothing of it. However, years later when I had kid I began saying this to my daughter; she began crying after a couple of days because she thought she was responsible for keeping the bed bugs from biting her….and she didn’t know why there were bugs in her bed at night to begin with. Wow, was that unforeseen! Gotta admit, that was quite a guilt trip I took. Fortunately she was finally convinced this was just a saying, but the subject has never been broached again…and she’s 37 now!
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Very funny today but also very worrying that Cal knows where the bug spray is and can get to it. Does he know where matches are?
ladykat about 1 month ago
All he tried to do was kill a bug.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
And now Calvin’s room smells like nerve gas.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
The hardest one for Calvin to explain.
hornacek about 1 month ago
My younger self had no idea what “Kafka” meant when I read this.
mindjob about 1 month ago
Now I see where Heinlein got the idea for Starship Troopers
Publius10608218 about 1 month ago
I remember this one in my grandpa’s book, I always thought it looked like Calvin and Hobbes where jinnies flyingon a magic suitcase.
John Jorgensen about 1 month ago
So the bug was all in his imagination?
nostall about 1 month ago
Love this one. I still think two of the best ‘bed monster’ ones are when they ambush dad thinking he’s the monster, and when the monster offers Hobbes some fresh salmon.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Bug spray is toxic. It has to be SERIOUSLY toxic to kill bugs.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
Raid leaves a smell that sticks around for a while.
jjbarefoot about 1 month ago
Even though I have seen most of them before, they are still hilarious!
fuzz3942 about 1 month ago
Must be awful to be stuck with that monster kid.
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
Does Calvin know who Kafka was?
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 month ago
LOLOL — What a great comic ♥♥ always funny
wiley207 about 1 month ago
Looks like Calvin won’t be sleeping in his room that night…
Aimless Melissa about 1 month ago
Calvin needs constant supervision. His mother deserves an award.
brick10 about 1 month ago
And this is why we can’t ever have nice things…..
j.painterjones about 1 month ago
I like them anyway.
Scott S about 1 month ago
A few years ago one of the office suites in the building had a bedbug infestation.
One of the employees in that department apparently stayed in an infested motel somewhere & brought back a few of them.