Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2024

In other words, he’s good for nothing.

I’m a Jack of all trades except for whatever trade I need for this job.

There’s not many jobs for a professional balloon traveler.

“I am a blank slate just waiting to be written on.”

“I have not yet realized my full potential!”

I have no preconcived ideas about how it should be done, so you can show me how you do it in this company.

You is needs to lists your plus points pig. You is makes great ham bacon and pork chops. MMMMM…

Notheeng is impossible. It is means me can achieves the impossible.

“I’m positive I’m adept at being unskilled”

There is no doubt about the amount of my adeptness.

Pigs not even adept at adapting his answer!