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One of our neighbors was our local school superintendent. I once asked him how he determined when to call a snowday. He went into a whole explanation of sending out buses on certain routes and coordinating with law enforcement on conditions, etc., but if he opened his door and the dog refused to go out, then he knew it was time to call it.
Iâm supposed to leave for Disneyworld tomorrow. I drove a little over an hour yesterday to stay two nights at a hotel room near the airport because of a severe lake effect snow storm that was supposed to affect the farthest reaches of NE corner of the snow belt in Ohio where I live. I just looked at the weather report this morning, and the prediction has changed from 8-14" to 10-40" of snow back at home! Here at the airport so far, just a dusting. Calvin can have all the snow I have back at home!
When i was in school , we almost never got snow days because although we were in lower NY our superintendent was from northern canada and his idea of âheavy snowâ was rather different from the rest of us. Many years later i was working for an annuity company and he called in-he had a very distinctive name and after taking care of his business i asked âDid you used to be the superintendent of a suburban NY school district?â âWhy? did you go to a small suburban school?â We actually had a pretty good talk though i teased him over the snow thing
In the 5th grade I found myself in Miss Walkerâs class, whose father owned the boat camp out on Bayou Texar. Me and my pals showed up out there on Saturday, introduced ourselves and expected him to offer us rowboats any time we wanted but, alas, it was not to be.
He looks good in a suit. In joke. The Superintendentâs main job is not to control the schools (ref all the asst supers) but to control the Board of Education. Once he can no longer do that⊠heâs/sheâs outta there.
Where I live, the only time it snows significantly is when the center of a Norâeaster passes us at just the right location which is rare. Most of the time, when we do get snow, we might see a flurry but it doesnât take much accumulation to occur before the city shuts down operations except for the snow plows. I told people at work I donât want it snow unless I get out of work with pay. I can empathize with Calvin on this one!
When I was in high school outside of Omaha the general belief was that the superintendent would look out his window. If he could see his truck in the driveway, we would have school. (Not if the truck was covered in snow, the visibility had to be so low he couldnât even see where it was for school to be closed.)
One morning, Strategic Air Command was closed ⊠but we had school.
You usually have to go to college for a total of six or seven years, maybe more since the superintendent is usually someone with a doctorate. District boards care more about degrees than demeanor.
Well, at the age of six, all of us wanted the school to close down due to rains, snow or inclement weather. The superintendent should be more sportive.
codycab 2 months ago
Rain, snow or shine, someone just has to ruin Calvinâs good mood.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 2 months ago
Even if the schools donât close, Calvin can still hope for a suspension for calling the superintendent on the phone in the middle of the night.
Sugar Bombs 95 2 months ago
Itâs weird seeing Calvin with plain pajamas instead of the polka dotted ones he usually wears.
snsurone76 2 months ago
I guess Calvinâs family didnât celebrate Thanksgiving yesterday. BTW, how did he get the superintendentâs phone #??
sirbadger 2 months ago
Itâs a snow day from everyone except you. You need to come to school.
Jayalexander 2 months ago
Snow Dayâs in Northern Micigan Meant youâd spend the day shoveling the sidewalks and Drive way.
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
Would have been funnier if Bill had drawn a clock showing the time of this call.
mikeadair8 2 months ago
One of our neighbors was our local school superintendent. I once asked him how he determined when to call a snowday. He went into a whole explanation of sending out buses on certain routes and coordinating with law enforcement on conditions, etc., but if he opened his door and the dog refused to go out, then he knew it was time to call it.
KimmiesAndrews 2 months ago
I remember being in elementary school in 1964 when we went to school when it snowed. That didnât last long though.
BJDucer 2 months ago
Iâm supposed to leave for Disneyworld tomorrow. I drove a little over an hour yesterday to stay two nights at a hotel room near the airport because of a severe lake effect snow storm that was supposed to affect the farthest reaches of NE corner of the snow belt in Ohio where I live. I just looked at the weather report this morning, and the prediction has changed from 8-14" to 10-40" of snow back at home! Here at the airport so far, just a dusting. Calvin can have all the snow I have back at home!
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Very enterprising of you to make that phone call, Calvin.
cracker65 2 months ago
Jeez
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
Forget it, Calvin! These days, schools can no longer afford snow days!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 2 months ago
When i was in school , we almost never got snow days because although we were in lower NY our superintendent was from northern canada and his idea of âheavy snowâ was rather different from the rest of us. Many years later i was working for an annuity company and he called in-he had a very distinctive name and after taking care of his business i asked âDid you used to be the superintendent of a suburban NY school district?â âWhy? did you go to a small suburban school?â We actually had a pretty good talk though i teased him over the snow thing
Sir Isaac 2 months ago
In the 5th grade I found myself in Miss Walkerâs class, whose father owned the boat camp out on Bayou Texar. Me and my pals showed up out there on Saturday, introduced ourselves and expected him to offer us rowboats any time we wanted but, alas, it was not to be.
sandpiper 2 months ago
Calâs pushing for a chat with the big guy come school time.
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
âŠâŠ.never know if you donât try!!!!!
KEA 2 months ago
I wonder how he got to be crabby. %
baskate_2000 2 months ago
Calvin, please engage your brain before you put your mouth in gear!
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
He looks good in a suit. In joke. The Superintendentâs main job is not to control the schools (ref all the asst supers) but to control the Board of Education. Once he can no longer do that⊠heâs/sheâs outta there.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 2 months ago
Where I live, the only time it snows significantly is when the center of a Norâeaster passes us at just the right location which is rare. Most of the time, when we do get snow, we might see a flurry but it doesnât take much accumulation to occur before the city shuts down operations except for the snow plows. I told people at work I donât want it snow unless I get out of work with pay. I can empathize with Calvin on this one!
mindjob 2 months ago
If the Superintendent doesnât want kids to call him at 3 AM, he shouldnât leave his phone number in the bathroom stalls
Vandy 2 months ago
When I was in high school outside of Omaha the general belief was that the superintendent would look out his window. If he could see his truck in the driveway, we would have school. (Not if the truck was covered in snow, the visibility had to be so low he couldnât even see where it was for school to be closed.)
One morning, Strategic Air Command was closed ⊠but we had school.
kathybear 2 months ago
Itâs the day after Thanksgiving. Isnât Calvin out of school already?
anomaly 2 months ago
Calvin, you forgot to offer a bribe.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
From not enough snow days.
markkahler52 2 months ago
WowâŠCalvinâs got that superintendentâs number, hasnât he?!
wiley207 2 months ago
I love the big shift between Calvinâs expressions and mood.
Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago
School stupidintendents are always crabby.
delennwen 2 months ago
Nowadays, heâd have to log in and attend school online.
lnrokr55 2 months ago
No caller id back then huh ??? ;-)
62kathleenhicks 2 months ago
Snow itself ruins my day.
sincavage05 2 months ago
Good thing itâs not today, that superintendant would get âSwattedâ by todays generation.
g04922 2 months ago
HOW did Calvin get the School Superintendentâs phone number??
Otis Rufus Driftwood 2 months ago
You usually have to go to college for a total of six or seven years, maybe more since the superintendent is usually someone with a doctorate. District boards care more about degrees than demeanor.
hagarthehorrible 2 months ago
Well, at the age of six, all of us wanted the school to close down due to rains, snow or inclement weather. The superintendent should be more sportive.
Sam Handwich 2 months ago
I wonder how Calvin got the SuperNintendoâs number!
(âSimpsonsâ fans will get that reference)