That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 15, 2024

Going au natural is fine, but do use some deodorant.

Three college friends decided to drop acid and then go skinny dipping, but Helen didn’t think it was a good idea, hiding her tab instead.

Now she watches in trepidation as Kathy plays Supergirl and Melissa tries to pirouette in the sand. She just hopes that Kathy doesn’t try to fly.

This is a painting of the famous myth about the three goddesses and the golden apples.

The background is a painting of a painting

/// These Three Bathers stand in a wild place,

barely wet as they semi-embrace.

Two are partially dressed,

the third isn’t impressed.

They’re three graces without any grace.

Judging by the expressions on their faces, This should be called Three Dips taking a Dip.

When returning home from a days catch fishermen often dropped a couple fins at the shoreline gentlemen’s club.

My boxers!! Now they are ruined!

Skin divers.

Mathilde, cunningly concealing the fact that she’s a left-handed Amazon…

A fantabulous night to make romance

’Neath the cover of October skies

And all the leaves on the trees are falling

To the sound of the breezes that blow

Lyrics: Moondance

I thought there would be a remark about wearing boxers!

Early feminine deodorant ads were weird.

Yeah!!! I love “free the boobies” Friday!!

Tryouts for Macbeth

Wait, were we supposed to shave or not?

Is that a pair of modern style mens briefs I see? Complete with elastic waist band? Methinks the pool boy made a visit and left something behind. These ladies are jumping in to rescue the exhausted chap.

Nope, that deodorant just isn’t working. Let’s start by bathing here.

The painting has an interesting provenance, as shown in Dorotheum. Apparently it was among the many artworks looted during WWII. You can check it out by putting the appropriate slashes and dots into https www dorotheum com en l/8035965 . Anyway, all’s well that ends well; it sold for $25,000 in 2022, which seems to me like a pretty good bargain for a quite decent old master. On Dorotheum, by the way, it’s known as “Three Bathers”.

What, there isn’t a frolicking in the forest competition?

Gee, remember the times we we had with Warren Beatty……….then he got married!

OK girls, we have got to find a better way to dry our pits!

Is that art work an advertisement for a breast enhancement clinic?

Three Bathers: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Bathers, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3411 (November 15, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by with him have been used here, the April 21, 2023, strip being the prior.

On the banks of a babbling brook/

Three maidens their clothing off took:/

Having dampened their toes/

From the depths they arose.

Full immersion they simply forsook.

“No, no, no. The Hokey Pokey starts with the right foot in.”

The woman on the left looks like she had a mastectomy of the left breast.

Waitresses singing Happy Birthday at a new concept TGIF.

Hey you I got loose! Let me untie you from that branch and we can go serve up some sweet payback.

Three Bathers he painted – no less,/

In various states of undress/

It should have been fewer/

For that stream seems a sewer/

Or it may be the banks of Loch Ness…

The Three French Hens rehearsing for the 12 Days of Christmas Pageant.

john lent me his underpants so i don’t have to wear a curtan.

Choreography?! We don’t need no stinkin’ choreography!

The reality shows that people respond to the hokey pokey faster than others.

The three hopefuls failed the “YMCA” song test.

And now the conservative are mad about her cross-undressing.

Why did you have to bet so heavy on the Cowboys?

May I be of assistance with the choreography? Please?!