Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 26, 2025

Shoot. Now we all owe Dr Mel $100.

Pam didn’t say she’d come.

Great. Then you can buy the book I’m selling for $50: How to make an additional $50,000 a day.

Is Dr. Mel auditioning for a position in Washington, D.C.?

Don’t think so.

Well, it may HOLD 1000 people but that doesn’t mean 1000 will come.

Me not greedy like steenky doc. Me just want 2 cents from each person on this planet. That is all.

Where did he find 1000 Brewsters?

Next – the IRS will come calling for their share.

what if someone wants to pay in coupons ?

“100 bucks? How about I give you five?”

“Well, that’ll do for the deposit on your seat at the seminar!”

“Okay…” KA-POW!!!!!

Right. Like all of those “how to be a millionaire” books/seminars/videos they sell. If you’re already rich, why do you have to sell the secret? Why would you give out your secret at all?

Good luck with that Mell. “There’s on born every minute”, but Pam wasn’t one of them.

Many years ago, a friend of ours noticed a small advertisement which said, “Send a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope and $1 and I will let you know how I made my fortune.” He thought, “Well it’s just a dollar.” He did what he was instructed. And he got a note back saying, “This is how I made my fortune — same way the one who sold it to me made HIS fortune.”

You think. You’re not sure.

Go to the seminar.

Might as well title it “Sucker born every minute”

The seminar will be held in the Luxor in Las Vegas. (It’s a casino shaped like a pyramid.)