I will not be “clearing any alleys”. It’s full defense and remaining in the enhanced bunker. Assets need to be preserved, trusted resources accessible and maintain readiness to repel attacks. I also have put all my charitable donations on hold and am ignoring the ton of “Now more than ever we need your [insert monetary amount here] donation” solicitations.
The Red Had MAGAt Empire cannot sustain with the type of leadership it has and the unqualified who are being appointed to implement ambiguous and contradictory edicts. Even the Constitution is being ignored. Just like every self-serving GOP led government there will be extremely poor decisions made that will create a financial crisis.
The MAGAts can deal with trying to oppress minorities, removing an immigrant work force, taking away regulation and consumer safeguards, putting violent felons back on the street, gutting health care, taking away FEMA, and pandering to the broligarchs. They voted for it so they can live and die with it. The 10M who voted for Biden in 2020 but didn’t show up last November are responsible too.
There will be collateral damage despite the awareness that some of us have of what is imminent and the safeguards we try to put into place for ourselves. We will try to exit the Blue Marble with a natural end but it is difficult to cope continuously with shortages, rampant inflation that is inevitable based on policies being put in place, catering to the world’s dictators, violence from people given a badge and a gun, and their belief that their god sent an infallible demented Fat Orange Clown to lead the country. Re the last one, as the Church Lady of SNL asks, could it be Satan?
Trump is a creature of chaos. As long as he keeps generating appalling situations back to back, people don’t really have time to react before they get blindsided by his newest B.S.
For those who don’t want to wait it out in their fort this is from Mary Trump’s Substack January 26, 2025
One isn’t necessarily born with courage,” [Maya] Angelou told us, “but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest.”
She counseled us to do one courageous thing in a small way. From there, do another, and then another until, finally, you can say, without hesitation, to the bigoted and the cruel, “no, not in my house you don’t.”
This country is our shared home. If right now it feels as though it’s been invaded by vandals, it has. The serial killers aren’t just the people who’ve been pardoned and released from prison—they’re the people currently occupying the seats of power and doing the pardoning.
It’s inexcusable for those who know better to normalize them, but it’s unconscionable to accommodate them. Too many Democrats are playing that game and what we need to do, what we need to admonish them to do, is start saying, “Take it all out of my house!” And then we can move forward.
Not surprise hegseth got the sec def job. A bigoted wife abuser got nominated president, so everything after that is easy if you need republican support to get it.
I’m still not sure whether Jeff’s “Red Rascal” series is a success (in which case why does he still seem to live in his parents’ basement?) or if it’s all in his head.
If Trump can rename the Gulf of Mexico (as it has been called for longer than the United States of America has existed) can the rest of the world decide what it wants to call the United States of America? May I humbly propose “Los Estados Desunidos”.
Yet another “Hey, there.” to all the basement boy failsons. I do like how he worked in the imbedded assumption of entitlement in way that preys on a friend.
Not a fan of this story line, but, the last frame where the Red Rascal says, “…I’ll wait here.” does remind me of a certain convicted felon who on Jan 6th 2021 urged a crowd of followers to attack the Capital and Congress while they were validating the vote that President Biden had won the election. Too bad the electorate has learned from history, and restores him to power. Now the wannabee dictator has established a group that pledge extreme loyalty to this egotistical, ignorant buffoon.
Godfreydaniel 1 day ago
Like members of the evil Traitor Trump cult aren’t “deranged fans”…..
snsurone76 1 day ago
Jeff got a decent haircut from the last two weeks, but he STILL has no brains!
snsurone76 1 day ago
If the world is so dangerous for the high profile, why is Trump still walking around free as air??
shanen0 1 day ago
Funny idea for a cartoon. The truth will make you free.
ROFLMAO.
No, these days the right lies will make you stinking rich, maybe even the stinkin’ president. Gonna be a long four years. If’n I live so long.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 1 day ago
Hey Zip, at least your shirt isn’t red. That’s a good sign, right?
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 1 day ago
Both Duke and Jeff seem to always wear sunglasses … well, they are shady characters.
timmorton616 1 day ago
Is this Zipper’s winter daydream fuelled by the product of his labour?
gammaguy 1 day ago
“I’ll wait here.”
The Red Rascal is developing a yellow streak. The result appears suspiciously orange.
lemuel gulliver 1 day ago
For those of you familiar with THE MAGIC CHRISTIAN it would appear that the United States has elected Guy Grand as president -
admiree2 1 day ago
For the next four years…
I will not be “clearing any alleys”. It’s full defense and remaining in the enhanced bunker. Assets need to be preserved, trusted resources accessible and maintain readiness to repel attacks. I also have put all my charitable donations on hold and am ignoring the ton of “Now more than ever we need your [insert monetary amount here] donation” solicitations.
The Red Had MAGAt Empire cannot sustain with the type of leadership it has and the unqualified who are being appointed to implement ambiguous and contradictory edicts. Even the Constitution is being ignored. Just like every self-serving GOP led government there will be extremely poor decisions made that will create a financial crisis.
The MAGAts can deal with trying to oppress minorities, removing an immigrant work force, taking away regulation and consumer safeguards, putting violent felons back on the street, gutting health care, taking away FEMA, and pandering to the broligarchs. They voted for it so they can live and die with it. The 10M who voted for Biden in 2020 but didn’t show up last November are responsible too.
There will be collateral damage despite the awareness that some of us have of what is imminent and the safeguards we try to put into place for ourselves. We will try to exit the Blue Marble with a natural end but it is difficult to cope continuously with shortages, rampant inflation that is inevitable based on policies being put in place, catering to the world’s dictators, violence from people given a badge and a gun, and their belief that their god sent an infallible demented Fat Orange Clown to lead the country. Re the last one, as the Church Lady of SNL asks, could it be Satan?
rbmumsie 1 day ago
Trump is a creature of chaos. As long as he keeps generating appalling situations back to back, people don’t really have time to react before they get blindsided by his newest B.S.
admiree2 1 day ago
For those who don’t want to wait it out in their fort this is from Mary Trump’s Substack January 26, 2025
One isn’t necessarily born with courage,” [Maya] Angelou told us, “but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest.”
She counseled us to do one courageous thing in a small way. From there, do another, and then another until, finally, you can say, without hesitation, to the bigoted and the cruel, “no, not in my house you don’t.”
This country is our shared home. If right now it feels as though it’s been invaded by vandals, it has. The serial killers aren’t just the people who’ve been pardoned and released from prison—they’re the people currently occupying the seats of power and doing the pardoning.
It’s inexcusable for those who know better to normalize them, but it’s unconscionable to accommodate them. Too many Democrats are playing that game and what we need to do, what we need to admonish them to do, is start saying, “Take it all out of my house!” And then we can move forward.
BrianMorris 1 day ago
“Good morning, America; how are you?”
#Chewypie the spectacular 1 day ago
The new Trump era…
nosirrom 1 day ago
Jeff had to hire Zip. tRump took away his security detail even though the threats are still there.
Radish... 1 day ago
The next civil war will be the left rising up against the oppressive Trump fascists.
Geezer 1 day ago
Pop Quiz: How many times is Trump mentioned in the cartoon? How many times is he mentioned in the comments?
tetris280 1 day ago
No explanations from the DemonCraps as to why Biden and then Harris became their choice for a certain predictable defeat.
Redd Panda 1 day ago
I kinda like Melanoma in her new series of costumes.
A blend of the Ham-Burgler and Carmen Sandiego.
Is she getting her own Marvel movie?
Not as a hero, of course, rather as a slutty, do anything for a buck, villianess.
Ooh, just found out there is a S. Korean movie by that title;“The Villainess: The Most Kickass Action Movie of the Year”
Victory 1 day ago
Not surprise hegseth got the sec def job. A bigoted wife abuser got nominated president, so everything after that is easy if you need republican support to get it.
Q4horse 1 day ago
The rascal has a new mission, rounding up illegal aliens! Trump just deputized him.
hanschristianbrando 1 day ago
I’m still not sure whether Jeff’s “Red Rascal” series is a success (in which case why does he still seem to live in his parents’ basement?) or if it’s all in his head.
Squoop 1 day ago
We, Kemosabe?
husker94 1 day ago
Sad.
ChessPirate 1 day ago
Hey, Red Rascal, you need to kick him in the side! ☺
opjagdad 1 day ago
Back on the right track
prrdh 1 day ago
“Some muscle”? More like a musclehead.
mindjob 1 day ago
Must be how they’re finding those illegal immigrants
bunrabbit99 1 day ago
red rascal has turned yellow.
thevideostoreguy 1 day ago
Guess his publisher was wrong. Red Rascal is still generating buzz.
guy42 1 day ago
If Trump can rename the Gulf of Mexico (as it has been called for longer than the United States of America has existed) can the rest of the world decide what it wants to call the United States of America? May I humbly propose “Los Estados Desunidos”.
Ontman 1 day ago
I can’t speak for Americans but most Canadians are NOT happy at all.
FassEddie about 24 hours ago
Does this explain Hesgeth the Horrible?
SukieCrandall Premium Member about 24 hours ago
Yet another “Hey, there.” to all the basement boy failsons. I do like how he worked in the imbedded assumption of entitlement in way that preys on a friend.
jsimpso1 about 23 hours ago
Really relevant, Gary, Nothing to see here, move along. youtube.c0m/watch?v=lmcnJW9vaag
Stephen D about 22 hours ago
The red states have never got over losing the Civil War. I wouldn’t be surprised to see slavery back.
Stephen D about 22 hours ago
The Red States never got over losing the Civil War. Don’t be surprised to see slavers back.
Stephen D about 22 hours ago
Slavery
Redd Panda about 22 hours ago
As a congratulatory gift for hegseth, I’ve ordered a case of Sunset Rum, 160 proof, to be sent to his D O D office.
I am required by law to insert a warning here;
Sunset is one of the world’s most potent rums, it may knock you on your keyster, if you overindulge in it.
Its jet fuel potency makes Sunset popular among rum aficionados and professional drunkards.
Bartenders recommend not consuming this alcohol alone as it will burn your throat, pickle your liver and rot your brain.
But, it’s not like hegseth to worry about the small stuff.
P.S. this stuff also makes a great paint stripper!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 20 hours ago
“Take a bullet? Well, maybe IF it is just sitting there unfired.”
pflutke59 about 20 hours ago
Not a fan of this story line, but, the last frame where the Red Rascal says, “…I’ll wait here.” does remind me of a certain convicted felon who on Jan 6th 2021 urged a crowd of followers to attack the Capital and Congress while they were validating the vote that President Biden had won the election. Too bad the electorate has learned from history, and restores him to power. Now the wannabee dictator has established a group that pledge extreme loyalty to this egotistical, ignorant buffoon.
papacase48 about 19 hours ago
Per the RUMP, the south side of Chicago.
DanielClémenson Premium Member about 15 hours ago
I was gonna say “back alley WH?” but some of you went further : KUDOS!!!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 14 hours ago
yeah, i want a pot farmer to be my guard yup yup you
Dragoncat about 13 hours ago
Meet the Red Rascal’s new sidekick: The Blue Bandit!