B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 25, 2025

Better than the other way around.

Had to google “Preparation H”, now I am repenting!

Oooh! That’ll chap your hide!

- ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴀᴠɪᴛɪᴇs -

Enjoy the go!

The ‘Original Ring of Fire’

Was that considerate? Was that polite? And not a tube of preparation H in sight……

At boarding school, toothpaste was used as a weapon… applied by bullies to us little kids. I expect they had “other” motives as well…

Flatus deodorant. Something in the air….

I shouldn’t have read this while eating breakfast…

OUCH! Today’s punchline really hits home! Talk about hitting below the belt!

Do they make “minty-fresh” Preparation H?

Tush Whoosh

So, what would Tim Allen do……?

8 out of 10 Doctors recommend Preparation H over Colgate.

That’s not where I want to blow bubbles.

When I was about 15 1950 Dad told me that there were 5 things a man should do to be ready for the day ahead.

he said Hair tonic, toothpaste, underarm deodorant, and foot powder.

I said, Dad, you said there were 5 things.

He paused, then said, Oh, yeah. Prep H. That’ll set you up for anything.

I know a man who mistakenly applied Icy-hot instead of Prep-H.

……….that’s a spicy meatball!!!!!!

Closed Mouthed Individual: The guy who mistook the tube of Preparation H for a tube of extra strength, minty fresh tooth paste.

Almost as bad as denture wearers mistaking vaseline for poly grip

True story! My brother in law mistook Preparation H tube for a Vaseline tube. He rubbed some on his private part preparing for a romp. Instead his wife yelled in pain!!!

Good thing he didn’t confuse them the other way around.

Preparation-H is also used by women of a certain age to remove face wrinkles.

OMG.

It’s progress. At least he found A tube. Maybe next time – the right tube.

Or, “Sitcom starring Tim Allen.”

Better that than Mentholatum.

He got it in the end….

HoleyMoley!

That is just Gross!!

That does sound uncomfortable, doesn’t it?

ROFLMAO

A friend of mine, many years ago, made the mistake of using pain cream for Prep-H …… after he finally got calmed down …… said it solved his hemorrhoid problem at least then …… wonder if it solved it ….. permanently …… :)

GOOD ONE!

TV show starring Tim Allen.