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My wife signed us up for a three day stay at a nice place near a near city and I warned her it was a time share and that, looking at the “offer’s” teeny, tiny, weeny, weaselly legalese we would have to endure a “tour” of the facility and a “90 minute discussion”.
So we agreed to go with the agreement that we were NOT buying. I was tempted to start listing all kinds of debts and bankruptcies and lack of money, but we were just kind of as quiet and silent as possible. I kept expecting them to pull in a manager or director but being a relatively large hotel chain you would recognize, they kept the gloves on.
I’m sure there are people who are professional time share offering experts who can sit thru a grilling with a smile and a laugh, but I buy my vehicles at CarMax for a reason.
This is a cheap shot as far as any tourism goes! I feel very sorry for any visitors coming into a new country with these "scallywags " hanging around for any opportunity to cash in on them.
“I’m very interested in hearing your presentation, but would you mind waiting for just a second?”
(flies back to Toronto, goes home, calls the Enjos, tells them to send Elizabeth over, scolds her for chewing loudly, chews loudly, sends Elizabeth back to the Enjos’ house, returns to Mexico, takes her seat at the table)
howtheduck about 11 hours ago
In this comic strip, if you see both the top and the bottom teeth, then you are evil.
mnexplorer+ about 10 hours ago
Remember, your favorite word is “NO!”
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 hours ago
RUN!
cmxx about 10 hours ago
Nothing to keep them from getting up and getting out.
charliefarmrhere about 10 hours ago
A welcome lunch? Were John and Elly that naive, to believe that is what it was?
cracker65 about 10 hours ago
I had a feeling this was coming
French Persons' Savvy Selection of Screaming Elly Premium Member about 9 hours ago
Used car salesmen are absolute saints compared to timeshare sales people..
M2MM about 9 hours ago
What a sleezy guy! :P
Gizmo Cat about 8 hours ago
From Lynn’s Comments: Just reading this again gives me heartburn.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Now is when you stand up and walk out. No explanation necessary!
Macushlalondra about 7 hours ago
Blech! There goes my appetite. I’m out of here. Byeeeee!
jmworacle about 7 hours ago
RUN!!!!!!!!
bobpickett1 about 6 hours ago
have to get the number of the guy on the radio
markkahler52 about 6 hours ago
My understanding is that the only thing worse is HOA’s…ugh…
Harumph about 6 hours ago
Get up and leave.
j.mark.roberts about 6 hours ago
Looks like he should be selling used cars…
rick1956 about 6 hours ago
That’s a well-drawn, stereotypical salesman right there!
dbeitz929 about 5 hours ago
No, welcome to your biggest nightmare.
tremaine53 about 5 hours ago
This has given me a case of the ‘icks’ already.
scote1379 Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Saw that one coming , No such thing as a free lunch !
janis nerowski about 5 hours ago
I have been to that type of lunch and will never do that again!
Willywise52 Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Just say “Buh Bye”,eh…
kaycstamper about 4 hours ago
Time to get up and leave.
Cary Rodda Premium Member about 4 hours ago
RUN AWAY!!!
Niko S about 4 hours ago
OMG don’t get caught in that nightmare!
baskate_2000 about 4 hours ago
Run, do not walk, away from this shyster!
ctolson about 3 hours ago
RUN don’t walk away from this encounter. The Wesley Financial Group probably doesn’t work in Mexico.
Anon4242 about 3 hours ago
Run, do not walk, to the nearest exit!
Chris about 3 hours ago
can this guy get any creepier… wait, lets fix what we already have. ;)
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 3 hours ago
This confirms that old adage “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” You have to “pay” for you’re meal with a sale’s pitch.
Bob Blumenfeld about 3 hours ago
I think Lynn tried to make him look like a shark.
paranormal about 3 hours ago
Wash his mouth out with sewage!!!
Irish53 about 3 hours ago
Time for John to share his fist with this creep’s face.
Spacetech about 2 hours ago
There is Nothing to share but your deep pocket…
ladykat Premium Member about 2 hours ago
I knew it!
MC4802 Premium Member about 2 hours ago
My wife signed us up for a three day stay at a nice place near a near city and I warned her it was a time share and that, looking at the “offer’s” teeny, tiny, weeny, weaselly legalese we would have to endure a “tour” of the facility and a “90 minute discussion”.
So we agreed to go with the agreement that we were NOT buying. I was tempted to start listing all kinds of debts and bankruptcies and lack of money, but we were just kind of as quiet and silent as possible. I kept expecting them to pull in a manager or director but being a relatively large hotel chain you would recognize, they kept the gloves on.
I’m sure there are people who are professional time share offering experts who can sit thru a grilling with a smile and a laugh, but I buy my vehicles at CarMax for a reason.
GojusJoe about 2 hours ago
I love this strip too much to skip it even a day, but this story line is making me ill. I suppose it will run all week. Yuck.
jconnors3954 about 2 hours ago
Just say NO!
JudithStocker Premium Member about 1 hour ago
This is a cheap shot as far as any tourism goes! I feel very sorry for any visitors coming into a new country with these "scallywags " hanging around for any opportunity to cash in on them.
kamoolah about 1 hour ago
Why wouldn’t the Pattersons expect a free lunch? They already get free education and free healthcare.
John Jorgensen about 1 hour ago
“I’m very interested in hearing your presentation, but would you mind waiting for just a second?”
(flies back to Toronto, goes home, calls the Enjos, tells them to send Elizabeth over, scolds her for chewing loudly, chews loudly, sends Elizabeth back to the Enjos’ house, returns to Mexico, takes her seat at the table)
“All right, you were saying?”
coffeeturtle about 1 hour ago
I knew some folks who had timeshares and they “seemed” to like the idea.
Were they trying to fool me?
Were they fooling themselves?
Why are there companies that their sole business is to help you to get out of your timeshare?
Sounds like needing a lawyer to get out of prison early….
8^)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 15 minutes ago
Hey,Blair—-may I call you “Dishonest John”?
minty_Joe 13 minutes ago
I knew it. smh…
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 minutes ago
Even if you get a time share,wouldn’t it be boring going back to the same place every summer?
lnrokr55 5 minutes ago
Ach, this is gonna be painful, what a waste of paradise ! :-0