Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 29, 2021

It needs to be interdimensional. Bigger on the inside than on the outside.

He just needs to replace everything with a system of hooks

A red shirt? I see a dead man.

It needs to be emptied out and everything rearranged in order of what is getting hung up.

The universe has excluded your closet for expansion for at least 4 billion years!

A mere eye blink in the scheme of everything!!

Relativity.

While the universe expands, celestial objects (for the most) part get farther and farther apart,

However, gravity still acts to pull things (especially things that are relatively close) together.

Frank (unknowingly) seems to be using his closet to simulate the effects of a Black Hole.

Because your closet doesn’t expand with the universe.

My wife asked when I was going to clean out my study. I said I was getting stuff ready to throw out and then I would clean what was left. Lots easier. She gave me the look and went for coffee.

The universe puts its spare stuff in your closet too.

Since the pants in my closet keep shrinking, why isn’t there more room in my closet?

What idiot would put a bowling ball on the top shelf in a closet? Are we watching the Three Stooges?

Space expands to accommodate matter. You buy a bigger house to house more stuff. George Carlin was correct.

You can’t have everything… where would you put it? — apologies to Steven Wright

What’d ya know. Space doesn’t really expand after all.

That’s because the crap will always accumulate to fill the available space.

How can the universe expand if it is infinite?

You keep hearing that “everything” in the universe is moving away from “everything else” (expanding universe), then why is the Milky Way going to collide with the Andromeda galaxy (being geocentric [insert correct term here], it should read the other way around)?

He needs a magic expanding closet. I had a minivan that came with that feature — no matter how much stuff I had to load into it, I always managed to make it all fit.

In my software, the reason an object doesn’t expand along with the window is because you didn’t anchor its edge to the edge of the screen, so obviously the solution here is to anchor the edge of the closet to the edge of the universe.

Fibber McGee thought the same concern.

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Time for a closet organizer!