Herman by Jim Unger for September 04, 2023

The correct depth is important if you are thrown into the water with cement shoes.

Actually, Leni Riefenstahl took up scuba diving in her 80s!

The right gift for the right person.

The Rolex Sea Dweller is rated to a depth of 4000ft/1220metres. If I ever found myself at that depth of the ocean, I think that the last thing on my mind would be ‘what is the time’

100 meters. Or sometimes 100 liters.

She’s thinking, “Yeah, the next time I go scuba diving…”

It could be helpful for anchoring the boat while fishing.

See today’s Farcus.

Is that 100 meters deep, or 100 meters from the store?

important

SOLD!!!

Watch repairs while you wait. They wouldn’t let me!

My Fitbit is allegedly good to 50 meters. If I am under 50 meters of water, I’m not concerned about whether it works or not. My pool is nowhere near 50 meters deep.

I wore my last one in the pool and had to exchange it a week later.

He has to cover all the points in the sales pitch.

She learned her lesson on the Titanic.

good cause she needs to decompress next week.

Maybe she was going to attend Burning Man.

Would you like to test that out lady?

I once was gifted an Omega Diver® watch that was guaranteed to a depth of 300 meters. It really was a great timepiece for scuba diving.

The problem was that on dry land, it always ran 3 minutes fast! My cheap Timex® was more accurate.

is that 100 meters above or below the surface?

“My grandfather’s watch was the best ever made by the Timex company. It’s the same watch that John Cameron Swayze displayed last night on the old TV. Oh, it works underwater so perfectly, and it still makes a ticking sound, which my grandfather tried only this afternoon, and that’s how the old man drowned.” – Alan Sherman

She goes “what?” and then says “oh, I thought you were going to say 100 feet.”

At least it won’t get damaged if she forgets to take if off before a shower to bath or if she has to wash the dishes or her dog.

Since fat floats, I’m thinkin’ she’ll never make it below the surface…(and please don’t get me started on what type bathing suit she’ll be wearing! Excuse me while I go poke out my eyes…)

So it should survive if she happens to sit on it?

It’s also good to 5 miles in a vacuum if you ever find yourself on the ISS.

Or until you change the battery.

“Like they could hit me with water from 100 meters away. Hmph!”