Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 27, 2013
Transcript:
Melodee: "Now retire to your rooms for a brief respite bfore the welcome dinner! Adieu!" Quill: "You wanna unhook yourself from my arm, "Sheraton"? You act like we were a couple" Tiffany: "I'm just happy to see you, Quill. Aren't you happy to see me?" Quill: "As a friend, sure" Tiffany: "Friends with benefits? I could work with that"
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Previously, on Luann:—Ding!! This trip is a disaster!!! I can’t dance, and YOU’RE not helping!!Flight 602 is now landing….You’re driving!!! Me crazy!!!Bang bang bang…. Luann!! Quill!!! I smell a ba-C O N !!!My Name is Tiffany, and I’m an attention addict…==And now, we contintue…
swami mommy about 11 years ago
Can this get anymore boring?
Dconskjk about 11 years ago
Too Subtle, Quill.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
I’m hoping that she doesn’t really know what that implies…..
The Old Wolf about 11 years ago
Tiff is a master at ignoring the obvious.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Geez, what a PEST.
Where’s OX when You NEED Him? He’s REAL Good at getting RID of Pests, like He RID Tiffany of Leslie Knox awhile back.
But its interesting that Mr. Perfect STILL considers Tiff a “Friend”.
Keeping Your Options OPEN, eh Ozball?
live2read about 11 years ago
For God’s sake, Quill. Why don’t you tell this oblivious bird-brain to BACK OFF?
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
Spell it out for her already, Quill!
wiselad about 11 years ago
does Tiff knows what “benefits” implies?
WoodEye about 11 years ago
I don’t see where she would be a benefit in ANY situation.
imbaldeagle about 11 years ago
At first I thought “How could she NOT know what that specific phrase meant?” Then I remembered with embarrassment using a phrase that I thought was a description of ONE action, but it literally meant something entirely different. Somebody said “Maybe he doesn’t know what it means.” But with Tiff – I don’t know – she’s so clueless and self absorbed, I don’t think she knows a come-on, if she fell over it.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
^Some talk the talk, some walk the walk… Tiff does a lot of talking…. the same way with Facebook… they like the attention they get from putting pics out there, or saying things to get into people’s minds, but then they don’t want that attention…. Tiff goes near the edge, but she’s just about “the show”… all style, no substance….
blackielawless about 11 years ago
i love tiffany! quill is an idiot if he doesn’t get together with her.
ShagsCA about 11 years ago
Are they both of age or will this be a felony?
SackofRabidWeasels about 11 years ago
Again, isn’t Tiffany a virgin? Isn’t the entire population of Pitts High virgins? What the hell, Greg?
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“you are down to about 2 cents now.”^Then, she’ll go broke, if she tells somebody off…..
kfccanada about 11 years ago
Boy, Tiff doesn’t mince words, does she? I would really like to meet her parents to see how they treat her at home. I would hazard a guess that they are seldom home and Tiff depends on household staff for someone to talk to..people who don’t really care if she’s lonely or not.
Tiff’s been brought up by TV programs telling her how to act and dress in order to catch a guy, how to be aggressive and persistent.
Good for Quill for being assertive and not falling for Tiff’s advances.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Whoa Tiff !?!?!?!
And this many people have commented this early in the morning?
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Brought to you, by……Digny Teas…. G. Rasp Straws…and by…..the M.T. Cup Corporation…..
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“Why?”^uhh… okay…. I’ll go with… what? (really, though… what are you referring to?)
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“Apologies – I couldn’t resist.”^Yeah, yeah, yeah…. lol!!!! No, but really- ’S’alright….:)
gkid about 11 years ago
Q
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“and you mess with the whole trailer park.”^Don’t know whether to say “Hey-Ohhhhh!!!” or “Badumpum-ting!!!” (rimshots)…..
gkid about 11 years ago
Sorry, guys, hit submit button accidentally.Quill is basically too much of a gentleman, unfortunately, to hurt anybody, especially a girl. But I am glad he told T to disengage.
And I would like you to know there is one wholoves you so terribly He died for you. He isthe picture of love.Jesus Christ is Holy. He is not a curse word.You do not know Him. Or you would notcurse Him.
jeff_e about 11 years ago
Still disappointed we didn’t witness the tense dinner with Quill at the DeGroot household.
beyondnow777 about 11 years ago
Sure Tiff is an idiot, but if she offered herself to me that way, she’d never catch her breath long enough for anyone to notice.
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Click the thumbnail to see!
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Tiffany, do not cheapen yourself – you are down to about 2 cents now.^^LOL
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Quill: Better be nice to Tiffany. You mess with her and you mess with the whole trailer park^^Tiff isn’t “Trailer trash”!….. She’s Penthouse trash! (The building, not the magazine….though, that could change, when she hits 18)
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
I think Tiff could “benefit” from a brain transfusion
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 11 years ago
It’s nice that he wants to treat Tiffany as a friend even though he doesn’t seem to like her.-A true friend will set her straight.That’s the benefit of a real friend, not just a sex partner.She can find those anywhere.
PatrickASL about 11 years ago
Friends with benefits? Tiffany is a full-blown SLUT!
tarzina3 about 11 years ago
He just doesn’t want to go where everyone has gone before!
tarzina3 about 11 years ago
Sorry about the double post, it won’t let me delete!
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
That seems to do it: Tiffany has just officially branded herself a tramp; all she needs now is the lower-back tattoo of certification.On another front, I am appreciating the character of Melodee Manezon more and more: she is a perfect satirical rendering of some drama types I have known….
Angelalex242 about 11 years ago
Well, Q’s clearly not going to bite at this poisoned hook(er)…
Hremmom about 11 years ago
For someone who is supposed to be so pretty she sure is desperate. Makes you wonder what her home life is like.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 11 years ago
For those who don’t like the story,
STOP READING AND STOP WHINING.
mamarose127 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Wake me up when this is over.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Yeah, Gary made those songs, though he had a talented band to harmonize with, musically…..
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Reminds of ‘American Beauty’She talks a good story…
theaterajojo about 11 years ago
This really is boring and predictable.
Partyalldatyme about 11 years ago
Not integral to the plot. Our appreciation of Brad and Toni’s relationship is not really dependent on us knowing whether or not they’ve done the deed. The case could be made either way, and their relationship would still be believable. Yes, there are some couples who do actually wait until they’re married. But with Tiffany, Greg Evans apparently felt the reference to “benefits” was necessary to show just how desperate she is.
Metal maiden about 11 years ago
Lets face it… Tiffany … Oops , I mean Sheraton has done it with everyone in Pitts. She’s drama material alright, but the category has three x’s in front of it.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
And don’t forget that the term is also there as part of a word-play, here… Being a “Queen of ulterior motives”, Tiff can also accomplish what she wants by “killing two birds with one stone”…. or even three… One-upping Lu, seeking attention, and the bonus of “landing someone that she actually wants underneath it all”…. well, that’s her hopes and ambitions, anyway….
corpcasselbury about 11 years ago
Being your friend has no benefits, Tiffany.
Partyalldatyme about 11 years ago
“Possibly the only thing keeping Quill from having his way with Tiffany (as a red-blooded young bucko, why wouldn’t he want to?) are the resultant repercussions once the news reaches Luann (which it will; Tiffy is clever enuff to hold it over the Qster as blackmail.)”Possibly Quill’s a decent, mature young man who is control of his baser urges. He’s not afraid of the resultant repercussions; he’s in love with Luann and wants to remain faithful, both physically and emotionally. Men are capable of that, y’know.
Train 1911 about 11 years ago
I’m sorry saying it only a cartoon————-ya right haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Detroit1967 about 11 years ago
Does Tiffany possess any noble human qualities? None come to mind. She needs therapy!
Crisps about 11 years ago
First the movies, then the T.V. now the Comics where does this stop! (not even to mention the Internet).
RedSamRackham about 11 years ago
As Jack Burns would say Tiffany (aka Sheraton) is all over him, all over him, all over him! Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?
ST Joe River about 11 years ago
Seems you have a real problem with your mouth and attitude. This is a comic strip relax and enjoy.Try communicate with the English language and not your gutter talk. Sorry for you sounds like you have a lot of negative in your life.
Dragoncat about 11 years ago
If only Tiff would get a grip on reality, like she does on Quill’s arm.
ComicsInMyPants Premium Member about 11 years ago
Friends with benefits? Tiffany must think Quill can land her a movie deal.
Sugarberrydolphin about 11 years ago
Oh sure. Like Quill even likes you. Stop dreaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sugarberrydolphin about 11 years ago
Oh sure. Like Quill even likes you. Stop dreaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JayBluE about 11 years ago
“she was deeply insulted and that was the end of their relationship.”^Yeah, I’ve seen that kind, too… ==But I’ve met some personally, in high school (a little past 20 years ago for me), who would flirt, and even kiss a guy, but then in a matter of weeks (sometimes even days), will have moved on, either due to “being bored” with them, or having got what they wanted (like getting their homework done, or buying them something and then ditching them, or the like…==I’ve also seen them do it, because they knew some other girl was liking them (even their so-called best friend, and just wanted to put on a show as if to say “So what? I can get his attention, too”… all while not really “liking liking him”……some guys would think that even that “fake” attention is cool, but I’ve had girls that I was friends with get in those “Jerry Springer” type of fights between themselves, some just with arguments, some worse…. and all for what? (Some have done a 360 since HS, I can gladly say)….==I guess to sum up, I am saying that I definitely agree with you that it happens the way that it happened with your son’s then-girlfriend, but also that it’s not the only motive that some out there have in “hanging all on them”… some just wanted to be seen as though “keeping status”, even propagating rumors about their own selves, just to cover up the truth, that they aren’t as “exciting” as the persona they feel that they have to portray to either get ahead, or to be regarded as “in”….
overtherainbow about 11 years ago
I think Tiff would go all the way with Quill, though she hasn’t likely with anyone else (or we’d hear more about her reputation, I’d imagine, and she’s specifically denied having sex in the past), because then she’d be taking him away from Luann in the most meaningful (to her) sense. Tiff was into Quill from the very beginning and was always angry about Luann taking him away from HER. So she’s seeking closure—as it were—with him, and revenge against Luann. Plus, Quill is “safe”—he’s 8000 miles away most of the time, and a furtive fling in a situation unlikely to happen again would probably suit her fine. No chance of him just popping up and bugging her or smearing her at school. This would work out very well for Tiff.
cruiserd about 11 years ago
zzzzzzzzz…….
overtherainbow about 11 years ago
Quill’s an idiot for even standing next to Luann’s arch enemy. Even if this goes no further, Tiff’s just got some ammunition. If he doesn’t give her the brush-off big time, he will regret ever meeting both Tiff and Luann.
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I really like Melodee! :-)
JayBluE about 11 years ago
I guess also in the same way that Tiffany Farrell may feel that she is not as exciting or alluring as her alter ego of “Sheraton St. Louis” (I guess part of the same reason some have to choose a stage name to help their career, e.g. Cary Grant is more “relevant” in name than “Archie Leach”, his given name)…. she is a bit insecure, though she puts on a good façade…Even though somewhere in her is someone that can really go places, if she could just learn to see that…. this drama camp could help with that…. could (if she’d make use of her time there, to get something out of it.)….
SwimsWithSharks about 11 years ago
No harm in offering. She’s a young adult with a healthy sexual appetite. Power to ya, Tiff.
ILikeMeSomeComics about 11 years ago
t’s official: She has no self respect.
PMark about 11 years ago
“Off character, Tiff has always been obnoxious and brainless but never slutty. This is slutty and tiresome.”
I am in full agreement.
yangeldf about 11 years ago
if there was ever a girl who needed to see “he’s just not that into you” it would be her.
Sangelia about 11 years ago
Tiff sure is being a skank. you can see that Quill is not wanting her ‘attentions’.
burleigh2 about 11 years ago
The quotes go on the outside of punctuation like question marks. ;-)
seanyj about 11 years ago
This is a modern day Archie, Betty and Veronica triangle. You the man Quill!
Miles VanDelay about 11 years ago
If Tiff can make statements like the one she made, which leave little room for doubt,
I think there is room for doubt. Tiff could be intentionally or unintentionally using the phrase incorrectly.
krelboyne about 11 years ago
Most likely neither G nor K knows what FWB means.
Doctor11 about 11 years ago
Tiff is SO thick.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
No one can be so naive that they use the phrase ‘FWB’ without knowing what it means. Someone who continually criticizes other girls for their alleged lack of skill at using makeup is definitely using sex as a lure. T’s use of this phrase was in character with other actions in past.
Runforson about 11 years ago
Just call her Tifferilla. Sounds like Quill can get more action out of Tiff than Luann. 2 for the price of one.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Tiff is sooo cloying. And she is trying way too hard. I agree that Quill should tell her to shove off.
dsgrrl about 11 years ago
Tiffany is a skank. If this idiot can’t see that or doesn’t want to lose her ‘attention ’, he’s a tool.
The Old Wolf about 11 years ago
IAmJayBlueE above makes a good point; Greg has always run a family-friendly strip, and Tiffany could truly be living out fantasies in her mind that would panic her if stuff ever got real. That said, if Tiffany and her attitudes were anything close to real life, she has probably already been with the entire varsity football team, so I suspect you may be right.
pagercat about 11 years ago
Tiff is obviously sexually active as she wants the “Friends with benefits” arrangement, and she brought lingerie to wear to seduce Quill. Perhaps Mr. Evans can do a storyline on teen pregnancy by Tiff getting knocked up.
pagercat about 11 years ago
Ah, but if he DID have sex with Tiff, she would be able to describe certain areas of his body in full detail that could prove she was with him.
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
Not a slut. Just a teaser. She uses suggestive talk to try to lure her victims into her web. She would never let anyone get beyond first base and give up the control she has over them.Quill, of course, can see right through her.^^Agreed, 100%, Tiff will lead a man by the nose, but, stop short of leading him to the bedroom… though, I’m thinking she really wants Mr Perfect to be her “first”
gkid about 11 years ago
There is still Freedom Of Speech.
Mikeyj about 11 years ago
That said, I do not want Tiff’s victory to arrive due to her use of sex as a lure, but instead by outwitting and out maneuvering Luann^^Lev, Tiff couldn’t outwit a dept. store mannequin!
Partyalldatyme about 11 years ago
“The Brad/Toni duo is always integral to the plot, not matter what the current arc.” What I mean is it’s not integral to the Brad/Tony story for us to know if they’re intimate or not. Maybe they are, maybe not, but either way, since it doesn’t necessarily advance their story, why bring it up? Just for titillation? This is a higher quality strip than that. But Tiffany’s sex life (or possible actual lack thereof) does move the current arc along, so it’s fair game.
JayBluE about 11 years ago
”.. she probably has a clear understanding."^As I tried to explain earlier, people say: “I love you” and have no idea what love really is… they know love is something, but don’t know how much they’d have to go through… ==Same with Tiff (consistent with her character, not seemingly deep, but deep down has the potential)… everyone is focusing on the surface “definition”, and not thinking about the implications she places upon herself… she is a ‘flirt", a “tease”… but she is more or less trying to grasp at straws…. and, being adept at “ulterior motives”, it would seem that this word choice by the Evanses can be used to also state that she’s after more than one thing: “attention”, “Luann’s man” whom she truly likes, which has a bit more personal stake for her, and finally, “attention from Luanns man”, which equals the “perfect combination” of what seems to her to be fulfillment, which is the attention she doesn’t get, the filling in of empty spaces within her.. ==And this brings us back to why I don’t think she knows full well the depths she’d sink herself into, including the pains of rejection at getting used up, the non-fulfillment, even the regret after such an act, the label that comes with it that she may use, but could deep down not really like (this is what some girls go through, in real life… they may say it, they may do it, but could regret it)… she’s (as someone put it) willing to sell herself (seeing herself as valuable), while at the same time, lowering her value… and also some people define benefits (the acts themselves) as either “sex” or “not sex”….but this is also part of that problem… Tiffany may do things with boys, maybe she doesn’t …. .as someone else said, she may genuinely like Quill enough to consider “doing it”… she can know what it is, but that doesn’t mean that she knows what it means ….
sarafaye about 11 years ago
Not that I disagree, but what makes you so sure about Ann?
sarafaye about 11 years ago
There seem to be some who think Tiffany is leaving some room for doubt.
Miles VanDelay about 11 years ago
It’s a wierd world when we can casually discuss the sexual activity of a (fictional) 16 year old girl, but when somebody makes a brief comment referencing their concept of the Supreme Being, they get shouted down.
Just sayin
sarafaye about 11 years ago
I am uncertain about all of those except Bernice.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
“Gunther and Brad have not yet gone there.”
Please don’t make me think of that sentence in terms of “yet.”
sarafaye about 11 years ago
I don’t know that Crystal would help that actively in a scheme. She goes along, but she prefers to think of herself as above that stuff.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
It looks to me like Party has a pretty good handle on the controversy.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
There was nothing there that made it clear she was doing anything other than trying to get him to make himself vulnerable.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
Knute and Crystal may or may not have been active together. They also may or may not have either or both been active with other people.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
It does make a difference, but not any difference that couldn’t have played out either way in the story as we’ve seen it. There is one story that people who imagine them with a sex life read, there is a slightly different story that the people who imagine them celibate read. Both are legitimately there.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
Similarly, even Brad and Toni do not have sex together, it has also not been made explicit that Brad never had any experience between Diane and her. We know he carried a condom around. We don’t know if he dated after she left.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
That is what I am saying. Knute has slacker appeal. Some girls like that. They are not girls who place a high priority on following rules their parents gave them.
sarafaye about 11 years ago
The idea of Brad and Diane is, as you say, laughable. The idea of Brad and some person we never met is unlikely, but not impossible. The idea of Aaron and Diane amuses me so much I can hardly stand it. Now I am wanting them to ultimately end up together.
junemmoffatt about 11 years ago
But Tiffany would NEVER consent to being “2 cents plain”!
JayBluE about 11 years ago
" Her suggestion of the nightie yesterday and her comment today has done serious damage to that stance"^I agree!!! She may have been experienced, too, but that’s why I said what I said, and that I’ve been trying to explain all day… she may know what actions she wishes to take (experienced in these areas or not), but she doesn’t realize the full price…. she may just well be effecting (not affecting) the entre opposite of what she’s seeking…. with Quill, Luann, and other things she may desire…
Miles VanDelay about 11 years ago
Yeah, like everything else mentioned in this space is on-topic.
Miles VanDelay about 11 years ago
So, you are saying that not only has Knute possibly been with Crystal, but there might actually be a 2nd female out there that would lower her standards to such a degree? I have serious doubts.
Lev,
Have you ever checked out some of the guys who are getting, um, action in real life? and I’m not talking about from gutter hos. Knute getting a little sumpin sumpin is not beyond the realm of possibility.
Gerry Lee about 11 years ago
I’d like to think Tiffany is just flirting outrageously with Quill. Knowing that Luann’s relationship with him is deepening ups the ante. She must be bold now or all hope is lost. I believe Tiffany is playing with fire, but I do not think she is any less ‘loose’ than Luann. Remember, Tiffany has shown an attachment to Quill since she met the guy. He is someone very special to her, and if love makes some sexy talk from Luann all right, then Tiffany ought to be pardoned as well. Sure Quill doesn’t reciprocate, but Tiff ‘loves’ him as much as Tiff is ready to love anyone, which admittedly is messed up with her immaturity, narcissism, and youth. Don’t loose faith in our Tiffany Leviticus! You know she’ll say anything to ‘win’, we ought not imagine this sexy talk is any more to be taken literally than her name Sheraton St. Lous:)
Attila The Voice! about 11 years ago
Holy punch bowl Batman, she just doesn’t give up!!!Does Quill have to propose to Luann for her to get it?? LOL
Gerry Lee about 11 years ago
I need to amend my statement ‘she “loves” Quill as much as she can love anyone…’. In light of the wonderful art by MikeyJ, I forgot the cardinal rule. I should have said ‘she loves…as much as she can love anyone…except herself’:)
Gerry Lee about 11 years ago
@Leviticus: You are right, I’d like Tiff to be a little more childlike myself. I think with the recent story where everyone was thinking about the possibility of Luann and Quill having sex, we as readers might be hypersensitive to what Tiffany is saying today, so soon after that. Or it might just be me. But by opening the door to Quill and Luann’s intimate possibilities, the whole nature of the Luannaverse has changed. If it’s possible for Luann, why shouldn’t we assume Tiff is also serious? I don’t know the answer to that. I will just have faith in her, and if she falls from grace, will forgive her even so:)
sarafaye about 11 years ago
Judging by most of the time he’s spend with his current girlfriend, she should try bickering with him about stupid nonsense and frustrating him with insistence that they remain just friends.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 11 years ago
This is the “nice” Tiffany we were talking about yesterday?
overtherainbow about 11 years ago
Let’s not sell Knute too short here. He has his appeal. I would have been interested in a kind, funny, cheerful, gentlemanly slacker type like Knute when I was in high school. Not for long term, but definitely for having some fun.
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 11 years ago
I’m beginning to smell a rat with Luann’s drama camp ‘rejection’ letter. I wonder if Tiff dropped by Luann’s mailbox before Luann did?
JayBluE about 11 years ago
I wonder if this will be a two week treatment, and what the next arc in line will be…. maybe back to Bern, or Delta?==Also, I still wonder if this camp will just be a run of the mill random event in the major scope of the Luanniverse, or if this will be the setting for any major developments (outside of this opening week)? ….Maybe these things are the precursor to the “make it or break it” of Lu and Quill… or maybe just an “ordinary summer”, where once this is over, it will be back to the "same ol’ same ol’…. as same ol’ as some things there can get……
JayBluE about 11 years ago
I was thinking there would be some changes, too… I had thought that there would be shakeup with Luann and Quill, in some form, with this camp, perhaps even some misunderstanding from Luann, over Quill due to possible “trust” issues (whether real or imagined)…. of course, time proves all…==The other scenarios you put forth would sound plausible, too… I guess it’d be time for another Luann metamorphisis, maybe even another physical change for Luann…. I also thought that there was a chance that Quill’d be gone, but I found that the Facebook page chose the image of he and Luann from last week, as the cover…. which makes me think that there are more immediate plans for Quill, at least for the temporary… but of course, it’s all up to what Greg decides, as always….
sactiger about 11 years ago
Wow, Tiffany is SOOO pathetic…
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 11 years ago
" how much time and energy does Quill want to invest in Tiffany? Too much time with her and he may really start to like her"-He doesn’t want to invest ANY time in her.And even though you and I love her dearly, the more time others spend with her the more time they find themselves wishing they were with someone else.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 11 years ago
“My understanding is there are sites developed specifically for religious conversation. This particular site is designed for us Luannites.”-but he isn’t trying to convert the converted, rather to save the unsaved
RoninBob about 11 years ago
Suppose Tiff remembered her birth control, or her diaphragm?