Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 19, 2016
Transcript:
Gunther: I'll never lure Bernice away from Piro. Tiffany: What if someone lured Piro away from her? Gunther: Wait-she wants me to lure you away from Piro so..... Tiffany: We're turning the tables! I'm gonna distract Piro so you can go after Bernice! Gunther: you'd do that? why? Tiffany: I don't know. Just to see you happy, I guess. Gunther: Tiffany, you're being...selfless!! Tiffany: Yeah! That's a good thing, right?
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Being selfless, Tiffany, is a good thing. (Good luck, you two, on executing that plan.)
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Yes, Tiff, it is good. It’s the opposite of selfish.☺I’m beginning to like Tiffany.
Kymberleigh almost 9 years ago
The only thing that would distract Piro is a silent movie with actors wearing scarves. Let’s see Tiff do THAT.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
-Two complications here.
One is that everyone is assuming that Piro is actually paying attention in some way to all of the expectations that others have for him, and we’ve seen little that would lead to that conclusion. If his main occupation at this point in life is finding a place to crash each night, he may not only unaware that Bernice is interested, he may also be unfazed by Tiffany’s attempt to attract him.
The second complication? Is Tiffany really as selfless as she wants Gunther to believe, or is this a new way for her to use in trying to attract Gunther?
uncledad_99 almost 9 years ago
when things start to heat up with Gunther and Tiff we will switch to Les and Mr. Gray for 13 weeks.
Pointspread almost 9 years ago
Tiff is assuming that the bum can be distracted, and that Gunther will actually move on Bernice. He hasn’t even told Bermice he is interested in her yet!
CR7hater almost 9 years ago
What an excellent idea! Gunther and Bernice become an item and like a black hole, suck all positive energy out of their surroundings – to the point that no one ever interacts with them or even mentions them. Even Team Evans’ will find it impossible to draw them. Yes! Let this terrible national nightmare be over as soon as possible!! (Is Monday too soon?)
Pointspread almost 9 years ago
And his beard stayed in place!!
Airman almost 9 years ago
Another build up for romance and ………..nothing. Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown again. Come on, do all story lines have to end in disappointment? Is panel 4 the big embrace………holding one of her hands? This is grade school stuff.
artybee almost 9 years ago
Maybe Piro is gay and secretly interested in Gunther?
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Tiffany says she will DISTRACT Piro, not attract him. There is the possibility that they know each other well enough by now that she might offer a haircut or some other things she already knows coukd interest Piro, or perhaps ask a favor or two of him. There are many ways to distract people.
I still suspect that at some point Tiff and Gunther will see if dating works for them, but i think they might have to go the long way to get to that point.
JimT8 almost 9 years ago
“AND, I bet his hyperhidrosis did not kick in.”So, you remember that term. He had a nice solution for it too, in one of his best scenes with Rosa. (And forgive me, shouldn’t the “i” be a"y"?)
38lowell almost 9 years ago
Gunther cannot see the trees, for the forest.…“you’d do that”?What a loser!Let the Army take Piro back.He seems shell-shocked.
38lowell almost 9 years ago
PS:She’d do anything for him.What does he do for her?(and other folks)Beat her up with words!
sactiger almost 9 years ago
Still think Tiff and Gunth would be great together – he could help her smarten up, and she could help him loosen up!!
King_Shark almost 9 years ago
If this actually looked like it was going somewhere, the Evanses will, as someone pointed out, at once switch to another never-to-be-resolved plot story. Piro is what the TV Tropes and Idioms site calls a MacGuffin. “In fiction, a MacGuffin (sometimes McGuffin or maguffin) is a plot device in the form of some goal, desired object, or other motivator that the protagonist pursues, often with little or no narrative explanation. The specific nature of a MacGuffin is typically unimportant to the overall plot.”That’s all Piro is, or ever will be.
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
Well, that sure turned around quickly… Is Tiff really trying to help him out of selflessness? Is she hurting inside, knowing that Gunth has pretty much shown a complete lack of interest? And most of all, a couple mins ago (in Luann time), he was all hot and bothered by her, yet, he shut it off as if he had a light switch! (He didn’t even need a cold shower!)
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
I’ve always hated Tiff… that is getting harder to do, lately!
R.J.C. almost 9 years ago
I like the way Tiffany is becoming more likeable.
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
JPuzzleWhiz said, about 4 hours ago
@Mikeyj
I do something similar at Andy Capp… I take their lamest strips and give them the style that creator Reg Smythe had… and hopefully, make them funny!
I was wondering if you still did that! I haven’t read that strip in a while, having dropped it from my reading list. (Wonder if our old “friend,” Prof Danglais, still posts there…)Apparently, she’s been banned for trolling again… so they tell me.
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 hours ago
@Mikeyj
Caught yer Cappless. The “Master” would blush with pride !!! ^^Thx buddy, long time no see
jnik23260 almost 9 years ago
Perhaps Tiffany is being selfless because Gunther is the first guy who hasn’t tried to screw her, and she never had a real friend!
wantcomicsnow almost 9 years ago
:Lure Bernice away from Piro"???-Piro has shown absolutely no interest in Bernice. In fact, unless she’s standing in front of him talking, I’m not sure he’s even aware of her existence.-The only thing Bernice will have to be “lured away from” is the fantasy she’s built up in her head concerning herself and Piro. And good luck with that!
kenhense almost 9 years ago
Tiffany said to Gunther, “Just to see you happy.”. That was touching. Gunth & Tiff are two lonely souls – which is why everybody wanted to see them connect. Of course their plan involving Piro and Berneice sucks. It sounds like something TJ would come up with. My guess is that at some point, Piro will disappear as mysteriously as he arrived. And Gunther & Berneice – I don’t see it. For one thing, Gunther doesn’t even know when someone’s being snarky.
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
Tiff really should reverse her decision to be selfless and tell Gunther than she’s having feelings for him.
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
More lessons in selflessness will lessen the mores of selfishness…more or less…
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
“Lure Of Duty”“Counter Counterproductive”“Assume The Juxtaposition”“You Spin Me Right Round, Baby….” (♪)“It’s Algebra, Bruh…”“Cat And Mouse And Dog And…”“Who’s Not On First?”" ‘Turnabout’ Is Just An Average New Play"“A Whirlwind Production”“More Wrecked Angles And Quad Wrangles”“Look Out! t’s A Trap-ezoid!”“With Baited Breath”or“Couples Therapy”
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Wonder if Tiffany is thinking that Bernice would know that somethings up, if they tried it? Or if she would assume that Tiffany wouldn’t think anything like this? Or would Tiffany think that Bern would think that Tiffany could think of something like this… or would Bern think that Tiffany would think Piro would think that Bern thinks of Gunther, if Gunther thinks Tiffany thinks that Bern thinks that Piro….uh, never mind…
kenhense almost 9 years ago
What if Piro suddenly does go for Tiffany! After Berneice pays no real attention to Gunther, Gunth might get the devastating revalation that he coulda had a real girlfriend. Too bad – but Gunther pretty much deserves what he gets (or doesn’t get).
Ruth Brown almost 9 years ago
Any way it works out, Bernice will know where she stands with Piro and Gunther will know where he stands with Bernice.
Cloudchaser almost 9 years ago
Glad to see Tiffany finally growing up
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 9 years ago
In all the the years I’ve known Tiffany, she’s gone from being air-headed to level-headed.
imagenesis almost 9 years ago
Tiff seems to be growing up. I never dislike her because I knew she was just being a kid, but now I like her more.
Crash7 almost 9 years ago
I think it’s even more selfless than he’s aware.
Crash7 almost 9 years ago
OK, disappointed that this is going to be stretched out further, and that we probably won’t see these two again for a month or more. But I imagine that Gunther will eventually figure out that he’s pursuing the wrong girl. In the meantime, Tiff, if you want to distract Piro, show him your sofa. Works everytime.
31768 almost 9 years ago
He’s not in love with Bern.
He thinks Bernice is an easy target because shes the girl no one looks at. But Bern and him are both the same kind of person. So it would not work. Whatta fool! And a grown up Paris makes for nice arm candy. If only Crystal was there to see it. She would not believe it either.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
The danger in this noble plan is that Tiffany in the process may become actually interested in Piro. That would be unfortunate. Best outcome is that Tiff and Gunny finally get together. They would be (are) a sweet couple….
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Bad, Bad, BAD Idea, Gunth.
Tiffany’s been “luring” Star-Head away, WITHOUT Success for month’s Now.
And just WHAT is the Big Deal with Bernice, anyway? The ONLY thing You two have in common is that You’re both Smart. But Gunther, SHE is also Possessive AND Paranoid! Do You really want to spend the REST of Your Life Having Her Accuse YOU of Thinking More of Your laptop than You Do of Her?? There’s a REASON why Her last VICTIM, uh I’m Sorry, ‘boyfriend,’ Zane is not around anymore. And it was NOT due to lack of Fan Popularity.
NOW, as to You and Tiffany? FOREST? Meet TREES!
Go have FUN! (Just Don’t ‘FALL in Love’)
JNOLO almost 9 years ago
My hopes for this arc has gone down the toilet. _;
ekw555 almost 9 years ago
this is going to work out like a Shakespeare play w/ mistaken identities.
Chuck374 almost 9 years ago
I like the evolution of Tiff from a vane and shallow creature into a young woman with some depth and feelings.
31768 almost 9 years ago
and Gunther doesn’t see that the good feelings Paris has now were thought to her by him. They make a real good couple.
jdholm3 almost 9 years ago
Oh, honey. Didnt like you for so many years, nice to see you growing as a person. A little pride like a parent.
Schrodinger's Dog almost 9 years ago
How can Tiff “distract” Piro from Bernice when he isn’t (apparently) “attracted” to her in the first place? So this sets up something else probably.What happens when Gunther sees Tiffany trying to flirt with Piro? hmmmmm.
ksu71 almost 9 years ago
Isn’t this like a page from every sitcom ever. Beginning (although probably older on the radio) with “I Love Lucy.”
Chrystos B Minot Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I appreciate Tiff’s good posture. (No really, that says a lot about someone’s character…) I think she has mixed motivations for her “distraction” strategy. I wish Piro would open his eyes now and then (literally), and say something significant; not be such a clam. I wish Luanne and Bernice would have a < real > adventure in NYC. And I hope Gunther does serious yoga (like upward dogs) and straightens up and shows some self confidence! Maybe with a torrid coming out with Piro, a bright & gay relationship? Whoa, that’d rattle some readers! :-D And Les? All kinds of interesting back story possible there. Maybe his mom’s a stripper with a heart of gold. Tally Ho, Gregg!
maverick1usa almost 9 years ago
Oh, good grief!
jediller almost 9 years ago
Makes better plot lines for the comic, and could easily be Tiffany’s plot to get Gunther.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 9 years ago
Continuing with a variant of Bernice’s plan isn’t “selfless”, it’s…Oh, what’s the euphemism I want here?.
pls50 almost 9 years ago
what would be funny if Piro ends up being gay.
dw90125 almost 9 years ago
Darn it, Gunth! Tiff put the ball on a tee and you STILL whiffed at it…
Crash7 almost 9 years ago
Seems to me that this week’s worth of strips were a very impressive fuse with no fireworks at the end of it. And this new plan of theirs has kind of a Three’s Company vibe to it.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 9 years ago
They’re holding hands! Keep going, Giffany!
notbornyesterday almost 9 years ago
will this involve sex?
brulemonster almost 9 years ago
Well they say…… Tiffy’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
Numbnumb almost 9 years ago
Gunther and Tiffany! Go Go Go!
nanellen almost 9 years ago
I think Gunther and Bernice could be intellectual equals; however, if Tiffany is becoming altruistic, then Gunther needs to see that having a best friend/pal for a loving mate is perfect. We are 54 years in May.
Cardhu almost 9 years ago
Gunther is so blind to everything, especially to what is right in front of him.
What exactly does it mean when a woman cares about a guy’s happiness more than her own?
A woman’s love for a man is the greatest gift of his life. The right thing to do is accept it and treat it with the respect it deserves.
Gunther needs a good Gibbs slap to the back of the head. How in the world did Gunther’s mother raise such a social maladroit? That part makes no sense whatsoever.
Meanwhile, what about Piro’s feelings in all of this?
This whole story arc is a scramble of mischaracterization.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 9 years ago
Sheriff*Last Dec. you told us to “fasten our seatbelts” for the wild ride ahead. And you were right! This season’s stories have been unexpected, controversial, and fun. Thank Team Evans for us, please!
brownswan almost 9 years ago
Not gonna work, no how, no way.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 9 years ago
Inside every temptress there’s a fairy godmother just wanting to bring happiness to some deserving soul.Now let us ponder the problems if Piro prefers brunettes.
dliley almost 9 years ago
Hey, if anyone can do it, Tiffany can. Go Tiff!!!
jrankin1959 almost 9 years ago
Right – I say, right in front of them and they don’t SEE it! (SEE it, that is…) I’m still hoping for an epiphany payoff; great loves often start as friends.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It’s a wonderfully tangled web, surprises every day. The suspense is…. interesting!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 9 years ago
@Cardhu“Gunther is so blind to everything, especially to what is right in front of him.What exactly does it mean when a woman cares about a guy’s happiness more than her own?”.The very definition of selfless love.Good point...Tiff loves Gunth but doesn’t realizeShe’ll try to help in tempting disguiseGo for the guy who just doesn’t careTo open the way her Gunther to shareAnd not just to share, but even to cedeHer non-lover to Bernie if that’s his needIf this is true, I hope that she failsTheir fantasies purgeGunther and Tiffany’s paths mergefrom such separate trails
Luanaphile almost 9 years ago
No, no, no. Another dishonest manipulation. People aren’t chess pieces. And just when I was beginning to like Tiffany. But to be fair, this is the stuff of a Shakespearean comedy.
adrianrune almost 9 years ago
Where’s Delta been lately? Let’s throw her into the latest relationship problems.
Chuck374 almost 9 years ago
I think at this moment Bernice has gotten the message that she’s no one special in Piro’s eyes. After she has gotten over that Gunther would have an open shot for her. HOWEVER, I think Gunther is seeing Tiffany in a new light and likes what he sees.
Mikeyj almost 9 years ago
Where’s Delta been lately? Let’s throw her into the latest relationship problems.^^She’s on the other coast at an Ivy league law school…. getting ready to be the first black, female President.
Z Blair Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The Tiff/Gunther/Bernice/Piro storyline aside, how many of you think that when Bernice and Luann are in NYC, that they will see Quill on stage and/or involved with some other female. I do!
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Pan plays cacophony while the Fates weave tangles.Hearts are pressed in 2D mangles.Fantasy’s reality hides in the glare of spangles.
Can you see past the bright illusion?Will these two find joyful conclusionWhile veracity is caught in such occlusion?
Ah, the web weaving of youthSo much effort to obscure the truthIn pockets woven to have no entryAnd pressed too closed. Can any gentlyPry apart the mess to go forwardOr will Gordian Knot only part with the sword?
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Adrian, Delta is going to College around Washington DC
Scoutmaster77 almost 9 years ago
This could be love.
Maizing almost 9 years ago
I love how Tiffany is being a good friend to Gunther. Great character development!
RSH almost 9 years ago
I’m not sure this will work and I suspect Tiffany knows it. First, I think Piro is his own person. Second, if one is obsessively in love with another, it isn’t that easy to transfer your emotions to someone else, even if the person you want isn’t available. I suspect Tiffany instinctively knows these things and she is willing to wait for Gunther.
Airman almost 9 years ago
Tiffany and Gunther deserve a chance to be together. These depressing, dead end relationships have become Greg’s style.
rruiz831 almost 9 years ago
So, how long before these two realize they should really hook up with each other?
Crash7 almost 9 years ago
p.s. Selfless acts aside, their plan is still stupid.
Crash7 almost 9 years ago
To Mikeyj re: Yesterday’s Andy Capp send-up
That’s good. Alas, the one I made for yesterday’s Luann would get me kicked out of here in a heartbeat if I posted it. LOL!
RolloTheGrouch almost 9 years ago
How many ways this scheme make no sense, at least from Gunther’s point of view?.“Distract Piro”? Distract him from what? He’s shown no interest in Bernice..If Tiff WERE to gain Piro’s attention, Bernice wouldn’t lose interest in Piro; on the contrary, Bern would get even more obsessed, and certainly wouldn’t be open to any overtures from Gunther. If Tiff is half the hottie everyone claims she is, she knows that full well..Nothing about this scheme is going to help cure Gunther’s passivity and shyness..Sounds like Tiff is up to her old tricks, like the firefighters’ meals scam. She gets to play around with the guy she thinks is “kinda cute and sexy”, while setting up both Bern and Gunth for romantic messes..Of course, the Evanses can make anything happen (or not happen) that they want to. Even if it makes no sense
notbornyesterday almost 9 years ago
Gunther’s either an idiot or gay. first he goes to Peru with a woman for all the wrong reasons, and now h’s knocking himself out trying to get with a woman for whom he does absolutely nothing. While on the other hand, apparently Tiffany is attracted to him , but he’s to blind or dumb to see it..
And you know who I predict will be the one that get’s hurt here? Tiffany. Funny but I’m finding I have more sympathy for Tiffany and less and less for the other characters, in no particular order, luann. quill, brad, toni, and none for Bernice.
Crash7 almost 9 years ago
I made a follow-up using today’s strip. Can’t post it either. Both pretty funny, though. :)
Airman almost 9 years ago
The time for Tiffany and Gunther is now. I can’t believe that Greg will use a really stupid idea to derail a very interesting relationship that everyone is pulling for.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 9 years ago
“Never happen, Gunth. You’re either hot or you’re not.”.May I remind you that the great Jerry Lewis could switch between “hot” and “not” in a second?(Reference The Nutty Professor (1963) ).When he was hot, he was very hot.When he was not, he was very not.
SukieCrandall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
. Piro is an enigma. He seems to have no sexual interest at all-
That could be as simple as him being older and finding younger people a tad boring. I certainly have seen that in the general age bracket.
What i am wondering more right now is if the tangle will resolve gradually or dramatically with a logical surprise. Personally, i suspect the latter and there are multiple possibilities, plus there are bound to be some we do not have enough info to yet suspect.
arturogranados almost 9 years ago
She did not know she already fall for Gunther, that is the change…
Crash7 almost 9 years ago
Not openly on the forum. If you want, I could send you a link in a PM. I assume PM’s are available here.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 9 years ago
That’s a new thing for Tiff.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
SPOILER ALERT
Selflessness must be contagious. Or maybe it’s just colds that are contagious?
Argythree almost 9 years ago
-Maybe it is time to put your Gaydar into the shop
LOL! That was a good line! I’ll have to steal that one and use if the next time someone guesses that yet another character who is little known is actually gay.
Piro is an enigma. He seems to have no sexual interest at all. At least with what we have seen.
Piro truly is an enigma, given what little we have seen of him. I hope we get a chance to learn more about him, outside of this complicated love quadrangle…
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
Yeah, Lured Details is good! – I was thinking of a similar one, myself (with similar spelling), but then I didn’t put in in.
OriEri almost 9 years ago
Yuck. Instead of Gunther and Bernice telling the objects of their affections how they feel, they try to manipulate the mind and behaviors of the people they are interested in. This is selfish behavior on their parts. I do mean “objects” because they each see that person as a thing they want to behave in a in a certain way.
Imagined control of other people makes for unhealthy relationships (friendships). It only causes bad behavior and frustration, anger and resentment. Sick.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 9 years ago
“I must point out that that was a scripted movie, not a real-life event.”.Duly noted, but if you can do it, you can do it.I’m stuck in “hot” mode, of course, but am impressed with Jerry Lewis’ ability to do “not” mode.
tubgrape almost 9 years ago
Hmmmm. I wonder if Gunther is going to see the light…the bright blonde hair, the pretty face, and the emerging goodness of Tiffany who may ultimately live up to her name.
sactiger almost 9 years ago
LOL!! Nice one there!! :)