Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 20, 2019

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    They don’t sell round trip tickets.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s the destination, not the journey.

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    kodj kodjin  over 5 years ago

    About 60 years ago, I took an “El Cheapo” tour of several islands in Hawaii that was almost as bad. I was wondering if I was going to get out alive!

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    Alice Lidell  over 5 years ago

    Never mind the iPhone… got a coin?

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 5 years ago

    Be afraid … be very afraid.

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    Don’t pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, I would be hoping he’d be taking me to A Houseboat on the Styx. Good company there.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    At least it’s not a “Minnow” cruise.

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    There is only one way this trip is going to end and it’s not up but down.

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    Bryan Farht  over 5 years ago

    These are the moments when you immediately know who’s superstitious.

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    dukedoug  over 5 years ago

    Styx and Stones …

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 5 years ago

    Sorry. Princess Cruise Lines do not offer a “River Stix Wild Adventure” tour.

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 5 years ago

    It’s not the journey, it’s the destination. (Sorry for sounding like a Jeep commercial.)

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    Differentname  over 5 years ago

    Wrong! Could you imagine how annoyed the management would be if people posted positive, 5 star reviews?

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    wolfhoundblues1  over 5 years ago

    But the River Styx is beautiful this time of year.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    This gondolier only sings dirges.

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    bbbmorrell  over 5 years ago

    I am also betting the signal is lousy there.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I suspect the boatman is a bit more sensitive than you might think. I mean Charon seems to live on tips.

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    Gary Fabian  over 5 years ago

    My guess, its his refusal to ask for directions that got them there, in the first place.

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    LadyPeterW  over 5 years ago

    If you didn’t pay Charon before getting on the boat, he wouldn’t ferry you across the River Styx and you’d roam about on the shore until you could pay.

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    crobinson019  over 5 years ago

    I thought Charon’s job got outsourced in a corporate merger

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    grocks  over 5 years ago

    The ride of their lives.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And, whatever you do, don’t look in the water!

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    dragonbite  over 5 years ago

    I thought this was the Love Boat!

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    Walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re dead.

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    xtc45688  over 5 years ago

    “Where’s the buffet table? No bar? This cruise sucks.”

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    tripwire45  over 5 years ago

    Pretty sure this is the great equalizer. We all go the same way, regardless of political party, social agenda, or economic status. Even cartoonists, or so I’m told.

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    Herb L 1954  over 5 years ago

    One way cruise to Fire Lake ;)

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    But the memories will Styx with you unless you take a side cruise on the Lethe. But what do I know? It’s all Greek to me.

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    goblue86  over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t have had the salmon mouse…

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    It’s the last time they sign up for a Mystery Cruise.

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    Rabies65  over 5 years ago

    Carnival?

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    PoppaBob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It was billed on Groupon as the “Tunnel of Love”…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If so, you should’ve read the reviews BEFORE getting on that boat…

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    That’s what you get for booking on the Costa Concordia.

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    bobpeters61  over 5 years ago

    Don’t even think about petting the three-headed dog at the dock when you disembark.

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    Bookworm  over 5 years ago

    What would Charon spend his money on? I suppose the boat and oars need upkeep and occasional replacement, but I still wonder where and on what does Charon spend his money.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Anybody giving a bad review gets a free boat ride across the river.

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    mistercatworks  over 5 years ago

    It’s not so bad, but sometimes it Styx.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    I left a “bad, really bad service” review on Yelp once, and the owner of the place flamed me for it. I won’t ever be going back there…

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    billsarar  over 5 years ago

    I don’t believe that stuff but I’m asking folks to cremate me and throw a couple of quarters in the urn. Just in case.

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    bakana  over 5 years ago

    Just don’t forget to take a Selfie with the Gondolier or the family will never believe your story.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 5 years ago

    Note to self, never book a cruise on a boat which features a human skull on its bow.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 5 years ago

    Same with Discover cards, no matter how many times Samuel Jackson asks “What’s in your wallet?” Good luck using it anywhere…

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