I have never been lost since I was a small child. I’ve always managed to find my way back without assistance. Now I cannot swear that I can tell you where I’ve been.
Actually, the above is not true. In spite of having a Y chromosome, I have stopped to ask for directions on one or two occasions in my life – pre-GPS era.
Supposedly an vaunted explorer once said, I’ve never really been lost. Confused as to location at times, certainly, but ‘never’ lost. Know that feeling.
So they go into the house and there’s a cabinet, with a door in the back. They go thru the door, and, it leads back home. Grilled cheese and tomato soup for lunch. The End.
How many people can recall the sketch Wiley made depicting the Vatican’s pope and the leader of North Korea many years ago? I’m trying to recall who was following who in Wiley’s theory or world powers?
The best story I’ve ever heard of successful direction seeking happened in my small hometown. A friend of my mom’s was coming to visit our house in the country. He stopped at a restaurant in the actual town to ask directions. The waitress was my sister, who of course gave him good directions. As for me, I can neither give nor receive directions. I’ve been hopelessly lost many times. And my siblings are all like guides, who could find their way anywhere.
wallylm over 3 years ago
Don’t know the full fairy tale, but how does this work with two Gretels? (of course the original didn’t have a horse)
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
Nice one Wiley. This looks like a series of one offs. I’m enjoying it
jvo over 3 years ago
I am pretty sure Wiley is reprising a earlier story arc.
Orcatime over 3 years ago
Is Steven Sondheim aiding this arc?
Bilan over 3 years ago
I have a feeling we’re going to end up feeling sorry for the witch.
Doug K over 3 years ago
“… and now we’re going to a party …” “Did they do this for us?” “Did they know we were coming?” “I wonder who else will be there?”
fred.grenouille over 3 years ago
To be creepily continued… We hope!
Georgette Washington Bunny over 3 years ago
Gingerbread houses are so 2019, Now it’s all about pastrami on rye with spicy mustard and swiss houses. Man, I need to go to the deli.
Carolyn Saunders over 3 years ago
I do like Lucy
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
Straight from the Wiley Horse’s mouth.
dot-the-I over 3 years ago
A plot twist, yes. A twisted plot, not so much.
(Yes, THAT one that has been in the news.)
MS72 over 3 years ago
Haven’t put Christmas decorations away yet?
dflak over 3 years ago
I have never been lost since I was a small child. I’ve always managed to find my way back without assistance. Now I cannot swear that I can tell you where I’ve been.
Actually, the above is not true. In spite of having a Y chromosome, I have stopped to ask for directions on one or two occasions in my life – pre-GPS era.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Supposedly an vaunted explorer once said, I’ve never really been lost. Confused as to location at times, certainly, but ‘never’ lost. Know that feeling.
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
So they go into the house and there’s a cabinet, with a door in the back. They go thru the door, and, it leads back home. Grilled cheese and tomato soup for lunch. The End.
And that’s why I’m such a dull storyteller.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
It appears they have “roamed” to home, but not their own. I think the house looks warm and tasty. What could possible go wrong?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Ooooh. The places we can gooooo…..
gammaguy over 3 years ago
“…a plot twist?”
A Peppermint plot Twist?
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Actually it was at the gingerbread batter stage that the plot thickened.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
I’m never lost. Wherever I go, there I am!
eastern.woods.metal over 3 years ago
I don’t ever get lost. People always tell me where to go ( usually down to a warm place )
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not all who wander are lost.
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Lucy rules! : )
wmchere over 3 years ago
gumdrops and candy canes, yum
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
I love GPS. I might be heading in the wrong direction, but I know where I am.
jehovah_shalom Premium Member over 3 years ago
How wonderful would life be if homo Sapiens could admit that we never get lost, but admit that we just roam around and enjoy the scenery?
JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Actually, the house looks kind of Christmasy. About a month late, but still…
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
At least we know that it’s not some Florida resort.
johnschutt over 3 years ago
… nor much of a comic even with one.
Judeeye Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love the outdoor adventures with Danie. Thanks Wiley!
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
How many people can recall the sketch Wiley made depicting the Vatican’s pope and the leader of North Korea many years ago? I’m trying to recall who was following who in Wiley’s theory or world powers?
KevinCarson1 over 3 years ago
I was hoping we’d be rid of Betsy DeVos now
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Life is adventure enough. If you’re doing it right.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I’d feel better if there were also horse tracks leading away from the house.
finnygirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
The best story I’ve ever heard of successful direction seeking happened in my small hometown. A friend of my mom’s was coming to visit our house in the country. He stopped at a restaurant in the actual town to ask directions. The waitress was my sister, who of course gave him good directions. As for me, I can neither give nor receive directions. I’ve been hopelessly lost many times. And my siblings are all like guides, who could find their way anywhere.
bakana over 3 years ago
The house doesn’t get Really Creepy until it stands up on its Chicken Legs.