Some of you may read the cartoon by Clay Bennett, he is a liberal artist and those of us who read his comic each day have been prevented for months from commenting at all, none, zip, nada because our comments were evidently irritating some folks although anyone of any stipe could and did comment and I never once saw a truly objectionable comment, we still cannot comment even thought the election is over, as is our freedom, but anyway we can comment here, weird, thanks to Go Comics I guess, so much for opinions and free speech but maybe we should expect that. Hmm.
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Of course you are, we’re all a little flummoxed.
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Anymore, almost every home, business, institution, or street you enter will have a camera somewhere picking you up. Yep, Danae your being watched and it ain’t just elves.
Looks like Santa’s Recon! Someone is destined for a big ‘ol lump of coal in their stocking! (Do Millennals & Gen Z’ers even have X-mas ‘stockings’ anymore?!)
These look like older strips, but I couldn’t find them from before, and that’s clearly a 2024 date. Normally he doesn’t bother to change them for repeats.
Part of trumps future spy service to track the scufflaws, word has it he’s paying Santa a healthy consulfing fee for the lists he generates yearly. Only way he can keep himself off of it.
sirbadger 13 days ago
She needs glasses with a rear-view mirror.
Hello Everyone 13 days ago
I call it voting!
Superfrog 13 days ago
Best to do something crazy before they make something up.
Sprarklin 13 days ago
Hopefully Trump can get rid of the IRS. There is no reason for this intrusion into our lives.
electricshadow Premium Member 13 days ago
Santa’s naughty list elves get around.
Brockie 13 days ago
Some of you may read the cartoon by Clay Bennett, he is a liberal artist and those of us who read his comic each day have been prevented for months from commenting at all, none, zip, nada because our comments were evidently irritating some folks although anyone of any stipe could and did comment and I never once saw a truly objectionable comment, we still cannot comment even thought the election is over, as is our freedom, but anyway we can comment here, weird, thanks to Go Comics I guess, so much for opinions and free speech but maybe we should expect that. Hmm.
Mediatech 13 days ago
It’s kind of flattering knowing there are some people who are more interested in what I’m doing than I am.
MS72 13 days ago
Remake the IRS more like social security, monthly crypto payments that are good for gambling, bread and circus, etc.
gozirra2 Premium Member 13 days ago
Danae made that statement with a straight face!?! Dad didn’t even do a double take!?!
CountOlaf2 Premium Member 13 days ago
The Count is named after an Uncle named Olaf.
Gnome?
Yes, as a matter of fact he is and of course The Count know’s ‘em.He’s The Count’s uncle.
Redd Panda 13 days ago
Friends, are you distracted and bothered by recent events?
Of course you are, we’re all a little flummoxed.
Take your mind off of your troubles with….
Dr. Panda’s Habanero Hemorrhoid Creme
Yes, that’s right folks, just a fingerful of Doctor Panda’s creme will make all recent events seem unimportant.
Containing all natural ingredients, so you know it’s pure, mostly. The Habaneros are grown in the mountains of Tecla Province in sunny Mexico, blended with Texaco chassis grease #5 and packaged in a state of the art factory.
Dr. Panda’s Habanero Hemorrhoid Creme
Ask for it by name and accept no substitutes.
sandpiper 13 days ago
Guessing this is a Christmas Elf getting in an early good/not good assessment of Santa’s favorite recipient.
baskate_2000 13 days ago
The IRS’s omnipotency is horrifying!
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] 13 days ago
What is the gnome doing/holding?
ladykat 13 days ago
You are being watched and judged, Danae, so you’d better behave yourself.
shorzy 13 days ago
W2 wage earners get audited…people with stocks and $$$ do not
IndyW 13 days ago
Anymore, almost every home, business, institution, or street you enter will have a camera somewhere picking you up. Yep, Danae your being watched and it ain’t just elves.
Will E. Makeit Premium Member 13 days ago
then it’s a really good thing that Biden got his 87,000 IRS agents…
oish 13 days ago
The enemy from with-internal revenue service
cupertino jay 13 days ago
yeahbut, even worse is never doing your taxes
ncorgbl 13 days ago
That’s just the state pregnancy and anti-abortion trackers, honey.
rogerbknight 13 days ago
I just love these cartoonists showing their characters reading newspapers. Who does that anymore?
mindjob 13 days ago
When do we stop having gnomes spy on our every move? Never
bjensen6 13 days ago
If the IRS is gone the we can depend on the money coming if from Russian oil to finance the government!
NoSleepTil_BKLYN 13 days ago
Looks like Santa’s Recon! Someone is destined for a big ‘ol lump of coal in their stocking! (Do Millennals & Gen Z’ers even have X-mas ‘stockings’ anymore?!)
62kathleenhicks 13 days ago
I would rather Trump be gone-forever!
Smeagol 13 days ago
You’d be surprised at how advanced facial recognition is when it’s used by Law Enforcement.
Bilan 13 days ago
Danae must have Elf Sensory Perception.
boydjb47 13 days ago
No project 2025 is not their plan. Misinformation.
mistercatworks 13 days ago
It’s called “generalized anxiety”. Welcome to the Future.
Ermine Notyours 12 days ago
These look like older strips, but I couldn’t find them from before, and that’s clearly a 2024 date. Normally he doesn’t bother to change them for repeats.
sincavage05 12 days ago
Part of trumps future spy service to track the scufflaws, word has it he’s paying Santa a healthy consulfing fee for the lists he generates yearly. Only way he can keep himself off of it.
locake 12 days ago
Danae does bad things every single day. She should feel guilty.
jbruins84341 12 days ago
“I always feel like…somebody’s watching me…”
unfair.de 12 days ago
Danae will „do nothing wrong“ only if she’s indeed doing nothing at all. She will find a way to breathe wrong.
keenanthelibrarian 11 days ago
An actual “Elf on the Shelf” …
lnrokr55 11 days ago
Paranoia Will Destroy Ya ! ;-)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 days ago
Santa’s Elves are starting early. I t hink there was a story where Danae was revealed to be on a permanent “Naughty List” all her own