That’s really simple, and it doesn’t require string theory, quantum wampum or dancing waves of light. Just drive over the Golden Gate into San Francisco! Solved!!!
Pig may be wiser than i was. i worked out #3 on his list decades ago. Unfortunately i cut the grass immediately after and the paper I worked it all out on, landed in the grass and I shredded it with the mower, then couldn’t remember the solution to write it out again.
I had a screen saver that allowed you to make post its on my computer at work. I always included to do items like"Cure cancer" and “End world hunger” along with the mundane items.
Good luck pig. We’re about at that point again where physics is too messy, and someone (it Could be Pig), gets a clear vision and simplifies it into 3 or 4 “simple” statements.
One and two are so simple that I could accomplish them.
Number three is a bit trickier. But you could use discredited String Theory to tie General Relativity and current “standard” Particle theory into a neat Quantum Knot/not. (That was a joke, son.)
As far as #3 goes…if the tachyonic differential s relative the quantum ratio of the time dilation event horizon, then Behringer’s principle clearly states that the particle should be considered to be in a constant state of flux. Everybody knows that.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
He will pick up his Nobel Prize right after he does his laundry.
Sherlock Watson about 4 years ago
He probably thinks he can accomplish item 3 by building a bridge out of popsicle sticks.
MathProf2 about 4 years ago
Go vegan, pig. More time for M-theory.
mwksix about 4 years ago
4. Nap (gotta save the best for last!)
Need coffee about 4 years ago
It’s all a simulation, and the programming doesn’t go that deep. There, done. Now for the nap.
wesleylscott1 about 4 years ago
Atom splitting humour…..
luvdafuneez about 4 years ago
Way to go, pig – no guts, no glory…
B UTTONS about 4 years ago
5. Convince Rat to assist in #3 by building @Sherlock Watson’s popsicle stick bridge within the SLAC National Accelerator chamber.
Robin Harwood about 4 years ago
Number 2 seems a bit ambitious.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 4 years ago
Number 3 involves cheese.
Bilan about 4 years ago
Don’t do #3. If you do, people will constantly be bugging you when you’re out mowing or buying milk.
rshive about 4 years ago
Have to give the ol’ intellect a break sometimes.
Kind&Kinder about 4 years ago
That’s really simple, and it doesn’t require string theory, quantum wampum or dancing waves of light. Just drive over the Golden Gate into San Francisco! Solved!!!
iggyman about 4 years ago
Sky’s the limit, Pig!
everett_r0 about 4 years ago
If you’re gonna go, you might as well go big.
Breadboard about 4 years ago
Instead of a Honey – Do List … tis a Piggy -Do list ! … Croc Power !
Egrayjames about 4 years ago
That’s pretty much like my list for today, except the first is to put today’s beer on ice!
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
That’s it, Pig. Go big or go to bed.
theincrediblebulk about 4 years ago
Pig may be wiser than i was. i worked out #3 on his list decades ago. Unfortunately i cut the grass immediately after and the paper I worked it all out on, landed in the grass and I shredded it with the mower, then couldn’t remember the solution to write it out again.
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
Sounds like my “To do” list for yesterday, except I replaced #3 with drink beer. # 4 was, take nap.
Markov Da Robot about 4 years ago
Yes. Go REAL big.
wrd2255 about 4 years ago
Pay a visit next door to Calvin, he and Hobbes just conquered time and space.
dlkrueger33 about 4 years ago
From the sublime to the ridiculous.
uniquename about 4 years ago
I’m reading a biography of Einstein’s first wife that claims she came up with the basic theory of relativity.
Purple People Eater about 4 years ago
I was reading yesterday that some Americans can’t afford clean drinking water. Is it cheaper to buy milk?
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Most times he does nothing….POOR PIGGY!
diskus Premium Member about 4 years ago
You go Pig. Get Papa Croc on that with you.
Ellis97 about 4 years ago
A pig that thinks big.
SusieB about 4 years ago
But then stay home and accomplish nothing
garcoa about 4 years ago
Let’s give Pig credit for formulating that goal. That must have been yesterday’s goal.
Ksandler4570 about 4 years ago
Always have big goals. Dream Big
LEOKEV about 4 years ago
Someone correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Einstein’s concept still a theory – not a law?
jefwylie about 4 years ago
I wonder how the Crocs are doing?
nosirrom about 4 years ago
I bet Pig put #3 there just so he could String Rat along. That’s my Theory and I’m sticking with it.
Blot about 4 years ago
c’mon let’s have the CROCS!
Cozmik Cowboy about 4 years ago
That is one ambitious Pig! I’m not doing anything, today except proving Euclid’s 5th Postulate.
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
I had a screen saver that allowed you to make post its on my computer at work. I always included to do items like"Cure cancer" and “End world hunger” along with the mundane items.
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
If this all works out, tomorrow it’s on to a coronavirus vaccine.
zeexenon about 4 years ago
A wise man stays far from The Standard Model to avoid all his peers doubting his sanity.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
1. Make coffee.
2. Read GoComics.
3. Practice law from home office.
4. Play World of Tanks.
5. Watch Battlestar Galactica.
Plumbob Wilson about 4 years ago
When contemplating particle physics, it is wise to recall Terry Gilliam’s only spoken line in “Holy Grail”.
Shhh!
KEA about 4 years ago
Good luck pig. We’re about at that point again where physics is too messy, and someone (it Could be Pig), gets a clear vision and simplifies it into 3 or 4 “simple” statements.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
One and two are so simple that I could accomplish them.
Number three is a bit trickier. But you could use discredited String Theory to tie General Relativity and current “standard” Particle theory into a neat Quantum Knot/not. (That was a joke, son.)
Concretionist about 4 years ago
I’ve succeeded at #3 several times. But then I wake up.
cwizard71 about 4 years ago
As far as #3 goes…if the tachyonic differential s relative the quantum ratio of the time dilation event horizon, then Behringer’s principle clearly states that the particle should be considered to be in a constant state of flux. Everybody knows that.
carpediem329 about 4 years ago
This is the same pig who doesn’t understand the meaning of words like, “ajar”?
NorbertMcFarlane about 4 years ago
he could of put 4 instead of 3 (so it can be an actual to-do list
abraxas about 4 years ago
Ah … they’re just stringin’ me along.
PBS1! about 4 years ago
I love this one. At this point Pig’s reputation is well established, so you’re expecting a ludicrously low goal.
ibbysaeed123 over 2 years ago
wow